Ape™️ Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 Stupid, hat-wearing cunt that would be completely fucked without a multitude of delay pedals and special effects. His guitar licks, when stripped of all signal processing, are two or three note/chord shite that even a spacker like Dross could play. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 Top nomination. I bought a Bond Electraglide 'as used extensively by The Edge on The Joshua Tree' and it's fucking rubbish. My only hope is that one day he might manage to stick his guitar neck right up Bonio's arse in some bizarre stage accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 Why is he called 'The Edge'? Is it because he lives life on the edge? Or is it because he's a (hat wearing) cunt? Actually I think I know the answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 I read an interview with him once, he said that Jimmy Page was his greatest influence. I have to believe that if Jimmy actually knew that, he'd tell Edge to top himself and fuck off. Perhaps not in that exact order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Ape said: Stupid, hat-wearing cunt that would be completely fucked without a multitude of delay pedals and special effects. His guitar licks, when stripped of all signal processing, are two or three note/chord shite that even a spacker like Dross could play. Fuck off. Wrong again Shite Ape Shit, even I can't play a simple chord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 6 hours ago, Ape said: Stupid, hat-wearing cunt 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: he's a (hat wearing) cunt? Proper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Wrong again Shite Ape Shit, even I can't play a simple chord. Congratulations on being, by your own admission, even more of a useless wanker than I though you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 Only at playing the guitar you nonentity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Only at playing the guitar you nonentity. I’m confident it applies to many other things too. Hopefully you’ll soon learn to be really shit at breathing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 9 hours ago, Ape said: Stupid, hat-wearing cunt that would be completely fucked without a multitude of delay pedals and special effects. His guitar licks, when stripped of all signal processing, are two or three note/chord shite that even a spacker like Dross could play. Fuck off. For a sham he's done well for himself though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 He's alright, his distinctive sound is very much part of U2. I'm not sure he qualifies as "guitar genius" though. I've never tried a Bond Electraglide, but here's a clip of a "Great Female Guitarist" playing one. She's OK, but I'm not sure about great. What I do know is that it's a guitar sound I would never ever want to use. I'm cynical about carbon fibre/plastic/metal alloy etc guitars. I played with a bass player who used a Vigier carbon fibre bass. Now it was an extremely well made instrument, as it should have been for the price, but it had very little depth, it just sort of went donk donk donk. I hated the sound of the bloody thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Rick_B said: He's alright, his distinctive sound is very much part of U2. I'm not sure he qualifies as "guitar genius" though. I've never tried a Bond Electraglide, but here's a clip of a "Great Female Guitarist" playing one. She's OK, but I'm not sure about great. What I do know is that it's a guitar sound I would never ever want to use. I'm cynical about carbon fibre/plastic/metal alloy etc guitars. I played with a bass player who used a Vigier carbon fibre bass. Now it was an extremely well made instrument, as it should have been for the price, but it had very little depth, it just sort of went donk donk donk. I hated the sound of the bloody thing. Gary Moore. One of the greats that's always been overlooked. Would you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Ape said: I’m confident it applies to many other things too. Hopefully you’ll soon learn to be really shit at breathing. Oh no you're not. Just accept you're so wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gary Moore. One of the greats that's always been overlooked. Would you agree? I won't agree with anything you post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 21 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I won't agree with anything you post. No-one cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No-one cares. It's obvious to me that you do! Why else would you have replied? Wednesday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It's obvious to me that you do! Why else would you have replied? Wednesday? Albert, do you know I once had a punch up in a car park with the scooter youth? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Albert, do you know I once had a punch up in a car park with the scooter youth? No, I don't. What is/are "the scooter youth"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gary Moore. One of the greats that's always been overlooked. Would you agree? Absolutely, I saw him play live a couple of times and that guy could make a guitar talk. He also managed to channel Peter Green at his finest, in fact he almost became obsessed with Peter and bought the famous "out of phase" Les Paul guitar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: No, I don't. What is/are "the scooter youth"? Chavs that harassed a women in a car park who had a child in a baby seat. I came off worse off but I would do it again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Absolutely, I saw him play live a couple of times and that guy could make a guitar talk. He also managed to channel Peter Green at his finest, in fact he almost became obsessed with Peter and bought the famous "out of phase" Les Paul guitar. Absolutely, his guitar playing, combined with an on form Lynott vocal was a recipe for sublime greatness. Was the out of phase Les Paul a result of 1 or 2 pickups being mistakenly replaced upside down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Chavs that harassed a women in a car park who had a child in a baby seat. I came off worse off but I would do it again. Kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Absolutely, his guitar playing, combined with an on form Lynott vocal was a recipe for sublime greatness. Was the out of phase Les Paul a result of 1 or 2 pickups being mistakenly replaced upside down? How the fuck would you know? You're nothing but a fucking pseudo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: How the fuck would you know? You're nothing but a fucking pseudo. Albert. Talking to you is beneath me. So taking that into account, this is the last time we shall converse. Goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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