Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 39 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Which of the 4 macdonalds in the beautiful city of glawster did you visit? Beating you way past a shuffling mob of obese chavs no doubt At least the morbidly obese cunts can't offer chase when you knick their bag o' goodies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Ah! I have a complaint. The other day I was in Gloucester and I'd thought I would try out a Grand Big Mac only to find that they had run out. Not impressed. Fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Albert Ross said: https://www.mcdfoodforthoughts.com Sorry I can't help you personally, but try the above link. Gloucester is quite a hike from Llandudno, there's JDW in a converted cinema not far from the railway station, similar to the one in Llandudno. I hope you enjoyed you time there apart from not being able to try a Grand Big Mac. I pass by Gloucester 2 to 3 times a month. Prior to moving to N.Wales I lived in the Stroud Valleys and am planning to return there...but fucking hell Dross, this is typical of the British knack of buck-passing. I'm a consummate business schmoozer and I thought I was talking to a man on the inside and the best you can do is provide a sodding link. Please ensure you remove 2 stars from your lapel badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Which of the 4 macdonalds in the beautiful city of glawster did you visit? Beating you way past a shuffling mob of obese chavs no doubt Hardwicke roundabout, off the M5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 How the fuck did we go from a bald, hat wearing, ropey guitarist cunt to fucking McDonalds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 27 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I pass by Gloucester 2 to 3 times a month. Prior to moving to N.Wales I lived in the Stroud Valleys and am planning to return there...but fucking hell Dross, this is typical of the British knack of buck-passing. I'm a consummate business schmoozer and I thought I was talking to a man on the inside and the best you can do is provide a sodding link. Please ensure you remove 2 stars from your lapel badge. If you keep your receipt and do the survey, they'll reward you with a Big Mac and chips for £1.99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 30 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I pass by Gloucester 2 to 3 times a month. Prior to moving to N.Wales I lived in the Stroud Valleys and am planning to return there...but fucking hell Dross, this is typical of the British knack of buck-passing. I'm a consummate business schmoozer and I thought I was talking to a man on the inside and the best you can do is provide a sodding link. Please ensure you remove 2 stars from your lapel badge. What's one of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Albert Ross said: What's one of them? Attend a trade fair/conference/symposium and go through the motions during periods of official business. The real business takes place during the buffet lunch and especially in the evening, more so if its black tie. Stay sober and circulate (call in favours with contacts and effect introductions beforehand) You have minute to decide if you're talking to the real deal or a bull-shitting bag carrier. If its the former and there are areas of mutual interest then say, "we must meet". Swap cards and follow up within two working days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Attend a trade fair/conference/symposium and go through the motions during periods of official business. The real business takes place during the buffet lunch and especially in the evening, more so if its black tie. Stay sober and circulate (call in favours with contacts and effect introductions beforehand) You have minute to decide if you're talking to the real deal or a bull-shitting bag carrier. If its the former and there are areas of mutual interest then say, "we must meet". Swap cards and follow up within two working days. Have you ever gotten cross-eyed drunk, and produced the leather bustier and riding whips at one of these events. I'm not what one could consider a black tie type, but I've been told there's one in every crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Attend a trade fair/conference/symposium and go through the motions during periods of official business. The real business takes place during the buffet lunch and especially in the evening, more so if its black tie. Stay sober and circulate (call in favours with contacts and effect introductions beforehand) You have minute to decide if you're talking to the real deal or a bull-shitting bag carrier. If its the former and there are areas of mutual interest then say, "we must meet". Swap cards and follow up within two working days. Sounds great. Do they try and grab your tits or is that just at charity events? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds great. Do they try and grab your tits or is that just at charity events? Would you like your tits grabbed, Gyps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Would you like your tits grabbed, Gyps? They all do wizz, just ask weinstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Attend a trade fair/conference/symposium and go through the motions during periods of official business. The real business takes place during the buffet lunch and especially in the evening, more so if its black tie. Stay sober and circulate (call in favours with contacts and effect introductions beforehand) You have minute to decide if you're talking to the real deal or a bull-shitting bag carrier. If its the former and there are areas of mutual interest then say, "we must meet". Swap cards and follow up within two working days. I wish I'd never asked, reading the reply addled my brain even more. I'll stay in my present position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 24 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I wish I'd never asked, reading the reply addled my brain even more. I'll stay in my present position. Spelling Nazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds great. Do they try and grab your tits or is that just at charity events? One gets inappropriate comments, but nothing physical. I don't attend charity events. I'm employed to make money, not give it away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: I wish I'd never asked, reading the reply addled my brain even more. I'll stay in my present position. Just see it as corporate speed dating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Just see it as corporate speed dating. But I’m not corporate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 8 hours ago, scotty said: They all do wizz, just ask weinstein. They all might want it, but not all are desirable to touch. Some of them, you need to be an Olympic clean and jerk weightlifting gold medalist to grope. Like Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: But I’m not corporate. On the contrary, you wear the uniform and are a front-line ambassador of one the most recognizable corporate entities on the planet. Take pride in knowing you serve a decent coffee (better and cheaper than $tarbucks et al) and produce the Big Mac, probably the finest volume burger there is. Shame about the fries though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: On the contrary, you wear the uniform and are a front-line ambassador of one the most recognizable corporate entities on the planet. Take pride in knowing you serve a decent coffee (better and cheaper than $tarbucks et al) and produce the Big Mac, probably the finest volume burger there is. Shame about the fries though. Burgers, the Big Mac in particular, really are a chav delicacy. We only partake in warm weather, where real meat can be flame grilled, properly. When the corporate cunts decided they would no longer cook their chips/"fries" in beef tallow, that was the last bloody straw. One must have principles, and accepting such a travesty was simply not an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Burgers, the Big Mac in particular, really are a chav delicacy. We only partake in warm weather, where real meat can be flame grilled, properly. When the corporate cunts decided they would no longer cook their chips/"fries" in beef tallow, that was the last bloody straw. One must have principles, and accepting such a travesty was simply not an option. 'beef tallow'? You mean lard. Posh cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: 'beef tallow'? You mean lard. Posh cunt. You thick fucking cunt. It's this sort of uninformed and blasé attitude towards animal fats that caused the Indian Mutiny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Just see it as corporate speed dating. Gentrified prostitution then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: On the contrary, you wear the uniform and are a front-line ambassador of one the most recognizable corporate entities on the planet. Take pride in knowing you serve a decent coffee (better and cheaper than $tarbucks et al) and produce the Big Mac, probably the finest volume burger there is. Shame about the fries though. The most tragic thing about this is that roops is probably serious. If anybody else had posted it we'd all be chuckling quietly at the cleverly worded satirical parody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gentrified prostitution then. It’s giving me the ‘orn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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