Bubba C Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Eddie said: No room, sorry, plane is full of supermodels, and A list celebs. Ding? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Ding? ding is the pilot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 14 hours ago, Decimus said: LCS appears to believe that his status as a GP affords him some sort of gravitas. I believe that it indicates that he was far too stupid to specialise in any one specific field of medicine. Let's face it, the competency and diagnostic capabilities of most provincial GP's these days can be matched by the vast majority of simpletons with access to the internet. Whilst I'm on the subject of web researchers, it would appear that Roops has taken Doctor Drones under her menopausal bingo wing. This could be in response to my destruction of her on a different thread last week. Or it could be due to the fact that as a dentist too intellectually stunted to become a MD, she is in awe of his credentials, the credentials that she was far too dense to have ever obtained. ...of course one has to wonder what level of academic excellence one has to attain to secure employment as a hot-desking clerical officer with Shitsville Council. As for the alluded "destruction" we all witnessed you receiving a severe spanking that traumatised you so badly that you scuttled off to another thread to announce the risible assertion that you "hadn't read" the post that completed your evisceration. One would be forgiven into thinking that pretending not to read the post was a hastily contrived device to excuse you having no suitable riposte at the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 Fucking hell Roops,put that flame thrower away.Poor 'ol Decs looks like Simon Weston and you're still pointing it at him.There's a lorry load of Savlon winging its way to Norfolk County Council offices as we speak,hang on Decs,relief is on its way. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...of course one has to wonder what level of academic excellence one has to attain to secure employment as a hot-desking clerical officer with Shitsville Council. As for the alluded "destruction" we all witnessed you receiving a severe spanking that traumatised you so badly that you scuttled off to another thread to announce the risible assertion that you "hadn't read" the post that completed your evisceration. One would be forgiven into thinking that pretending not to read the post was a hastily contrived device to excuse you having no suitable riposte at the time... 🎵 Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I’ll be watching YOU 🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...of course one has to wonder what level of academic excellence one has to attain to secure employment as a hot-desking clerical officer with Shitsville Council. As for the alluded "destruction" we all witnessed you receiving a severe spanking that traumatised you so badly that you scuttled off to another thread to announce the risible assertion that you "hadn't read" the post that completed your evisceration. One would be forgiven into thinking that pretending not to read the post was a hastily contrived device to excuse you having no suitable riposte at the time... I do believe, to coin a phrase, he’s finished here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: 🎵 Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I’ll be watching YOU 🎵 You fucking stupid old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 56 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...of course one has to wonder what level of academic excellence one has to attain to secure employment as a hot-desking clerical officer with Shitsville Council. Degree level for my particular role. I could lie and say that I'm the Chief Executive Officer, but I think that we've got enough fantasists on here, don't you? Unless of course you believe our dear doctor. Because if you did, you'd be the only one. As for your riposte, I haven't read it, and I couldn't directly quote you on the content of it. I think we'd both agree that the history of our interactions clearly show that if I had read it, we would have both dragged it on until you couldn't handle the subsequent arse kicking and banned me to save yourself any further embarassment. Although it does seem that the thrashing you received previously has ensured that you've obviously not been able to let it go, hence your trawling of my posts. #rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 10 minutes ago, Frank said: You fucking stupid old cunt. Shouldn’t you be on a plane by now Billy Bullshitter........up to your non-existent bollocks in trolliedollies, quaffing oysters and champagne? Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to pass on your thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Shouldn’t you be on a plane by now Billy Bullshitter........up to your non-existent bollocks in trolliedollies, quaffing oysters and champagne? Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to pass on your thoughts. He's ditched all that pretentious shit. Now he dances like Ian Curtis mid-epileptic fit whilst wearing Gary Glitter's wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: Degree level for my particular role. I remember Cuntwad's legendary and - sadly for her - unpunctuated response to our mocking of her ECDL qualification. "I've got the advanced dickhead." On a semi-related note, I don't have any A Levels either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 I've just dished out a whole day's worth of "likes" in little more than a minute. I fear my critical faculties might be impaired - what's your diagnosis, Doc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 15 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It’s not that bad. It’s just dull, fuck all going on- very much like the shitty south west coast of Scotland . In fact, identical. It's hardly "identical" to Scotland if you can't get a litre bottle of Irn Bru, some Lees' Macaroon Bars, and some black tar heroin within 100 yards of whatever geographical coordinates you find yourself at. Please don't talk shite in future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just dished out a whole day's worth of "likes" in little more than a minute. I fear my critical faculties might be impaired - what's your diagnosis, Doc? Careful, Bawsey. He's already admitted that he admires you. Any treatment the creepy cunt recommends is guaranteed to involve him slapping on the lubed rubber gloves whilst tucking his erect cock into the waistband of his trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just dished out a whole day's worth of "likes" in little more than a minute. I fear my critical faculties might be impaired - what's your diagnosis, Doc? Not that I’m one of your recently unearthed fan boys, but after logging in and seeing I’d received 2 from you in quick succession actually made me cum. Ironically, in less time than it took you to dish them out. I’ll expect further recompense for the above hilarity when you’re refreshed tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I remember Cuntwad's legendary and - sadly for her - unpunctuated response to our mocking of her ECDL qualification. "I've got the advanced dickhead." On a semi-related note, I don't have any A Levels either. Bubba likes this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I remember Cuntwad's legendary and - sadly for her - unpunctuated response to our mocking of her ECDL qualification. "I've got the advanced dickhead." On a semi-related note, I don't have any A Levels either. Neither do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Degree level for my particular role. I could lie and say that I'm the Chief Executive Officer, but I think that we've got enough fantasists on here, don't you? Unless of course you believe our dear doctor. Because if you did, you'd be the only one. As for your riposte, I haven't read it, and I couldn't directly quote you on the content of it. I think we'd both agree that the history of our interactions clearly show that if I had read it, we would have both dragged it on until you couldn't handle the subsequent arse kicking and banned me to save yourself any further embarassment. Although it does seem that the thrashing you received previously has ensured that you've obviously not been able to let it go, hence your trawling of my posts. #rattled. You are like a man possessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 Im a doley bludger in superb physical shape...I've a level A though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Degree level for my particular role. I could lie and say that I'm the Chief Executive Officer, but I think that we've got enough fantasists on here, don't you? Unless of course you believe our dear doctor. Because if you did, you'd be the only one. As for your riposte, I haven't read it, and I couldn't directly quote you on the content of it. I think we'd both agree that the history of our interactions clearly show that if I had read it, we would have both dragged it on until you couldn't handle the subsequent arse kicking and banned me to save yourself any further embarassment. Although it does seem that the thrashing you received previously has ensured that you've obviously not been able to let it go, hence your trawling of my posts. #rattled. Oh please.... Firstly, you're way too excitable to end up as CEO of a whelk barrow, let alone any commercial entity, govt or NGO. I still remember you in all solemnity saying you had just joined the ranks of "middle management" and that you were "only twenty-nine". As for LCS, I have no idea whether or not he is a GP and frankly I don't care. He writes interesting posts that have wit and are informative. Moreover, he has an engaging writing style (like you) but is not prone to drama queen histrionics (unlike you). I think that's your problem; a new punter comes along who, whilst he has yet to fully understand the CC vibe, nevertheless posts good quality copy, so he becomes yet another vendetta candidate for you and your sheeples clique to hound. Whilst I have your attention, please show where I banned you to save myself embarrassment. Such a vile injustice must be seared in your memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 Roops to Decs I Am The God Of Hellfire And I Bring You FIRE Dah,dah dah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: Not that I’m one of your recently unearthed fan boys, but after logging in and seeing I’d received 2 from you in quick succession actually made me cum. Ironically, in less time than it took you to dish them out. I’ll expect further recompense for the above hilarity when you’re refreshed tomorrow. I had one left for emergencies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: As for LCS, I have no idea whether or not he is a GP and frankly I don't care. He writes interesting posts that have wit and are informative. Moreover, he has an engaging writing style (like you) but is not prone to drama queen histrionics (unlike you). I think that's your problem; a new punter comes along who, whilst he has yet to fully understand the CC vibe, nevertheless posts good quality copy, so he becomes yet another vendetta candidate for you and your sheeples clique to hound. I think that's a tad unfair. Rat, Ape, Judge, Eddie, Gyppo and Wolfie have all had a pop, and you can't possibly consider them to be in my alleged clique. He was slated long before I said a word in anger to him. And as for not doing histrionics, have you read any of his replies to even the slightest ribbing? Multiple paragraphs, grammar terrorist tactics, plus a heady mix of personal insults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I think that's a tad unfair. Rat, Ape, Judge, Eddie, Gyppo and Wolfie have all had a pop, and you can't possibly consider them to be in my alleged clique. He was slated long before I said a word in anger to him. And as for not doing histrionics, have you read any of his replies to even the slightest ribbing? Multiple paragraphs, grammar terrorist tactics, plus a heady mix of personal insults. Rattled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Rattled? That's the word I was looking for. Rattled like a half empty prescription container that he fantasises about prescribing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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