Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Mrs Roops again, I ask you, is Doctor Drones immune from histrionics? The cunt can barely hold it together without revealing his inner rattled monster. Also, I asked him a couple of perfectly civil and friendly questions and he replied with abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 I wonder if he's interested in the CC get together at a JDW that Lady Penelope suggested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: To be fair, he was probably typing with one hand while writing his own Viagra prescription with the other. Frank accidentally put Viagra into his tea. It tasted ok but his hobnobs didn't go soft when he dipped them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Evening all! Sorry I haven’t been able to follow every twist and turn of this riveting exchange but I have been at work all day seeing people with real problems. In fact my new best friend Decimus didn’t cross my mind until teatime when I was scheduled to fit a Mirena, thus coming face to face with another Cunt in need of a thorough scrub with Sulphuric and thereby being unavoidably reminded of our very own King of Badinage. There seems to be much collective concern as to my veracity, to which I can only really reply one way. Believe what the fuck you want, it really doesn’t matter to me at all. #rattled my arse. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I think that's a tad unfair. Rat, Ape, Judge, Eddie, Gyppo and Wolfie have all had a pop, and you can't possibly consider them to be in my alleged clique. He was slated long before I said a word in anger to him. And as for not doing histrionics, have you read any of his replies to even the slightest ribbing? Multiple paragraphs, grammar terrorist tactics, plus a heady mix of personal insults. Don't you do that? As yet we've not received any ultimatums, sulks, flouncing or feet-stomping. Aside from the cowardly tactic of drawing attention from yourself by naming other people the difference between you and them is that whilst punters will have pop at someone they will generally move on but you will go on and on, day by day and week by week. Rule seven was specifically written with you in mind. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) Profuse and eternal apologies. I misspelled “persistent” and will thus limit myself to one glass of wine in penance. I think I detect a subtle shift in the line of attack from the Cliquemeister. Terrifying. Edited February 12, 2018 by Last Cunt Standing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Profuse and eternal apologies. I missspelled “persistent” and will thus limit myself to one glass of wine in penance. I think I detect a subtle shift in the line of attack from the Cliquemeister. Terrifying. He's deffo a doctor,none of the cunts can write properly! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Neil said: He's deffo a doctor,none of the cunts can write properly! Sssorry Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Don't you do that? Yes, but I haven't denied it, have I? My post was challenging your assertion that Doctor Drones is immune from hysterical responses. Clearly he's not. 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Profuse and eternal apologies. I misspelled “persistent” and will thus limit myself to one glass of wine in penance. I think I detect a subtle shift in the line of attack from the Cliquemeister. Terrifying. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yes, but I haven't denied it, have I? My post was challenging your assertion that Doctor Drones is immune from hysterical responses. Clearly he's not. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Tempting. Where can I buy a sword? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Tempting. Where can I buy a sword? Given your attitude towards your patients i’m surprised you haven’t had one shoved up your arse already. 🗡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Given your attitude towards your patients i’m surprised you haven’t had one shoved up your arse already. 🗡 He’d doubtless enjoy it if the sword was made of pork..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Tempting. Where can I buy a sword? Well, there's a fat cunt named Keith, but he'll probably want you to look at his My Little Pony collection and help him spit roast a teddy bear before you leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, there's a fat cunt named Keith, but he'll probably want you to look at his My Little Pony collection and help him spit roast a teddy bear before you leave. Young Brony was always banging on about his katana if I remember rightly. I wonder what became of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 35 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Young Brony was always banging on about his katana if I remember rightly. I wonder what became of him. Fucking hell.... Keith, what a cunt he was ‘n’all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Young Brony was always banging on about his katana if I remember rightly. I wonder what became of him. You're a doctor, what's your guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Fucking hell.... Keith, what a cunt he was ‘n’all. I quite liked him and he could be very funny - its just a shame he strayed into the dark side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Yes, but I haven't denied it, have I? My post was challenging your assertion that Doctor Drones is immune from hysterical responses. Clearly he's not. ...and I stand by my assertion. All you have done is list some forum point-scoring tactics employed by the majority of the puntership from time to time, which is whole lot different from the antics you get up to. Decs, I'm sorry to return to the clique litter analogy but you are like the edgy little Jack Russell who needlessly yaps all the time. Let it go 'cos you are digging a hole that you won't be able to climb out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Young Brony was always banging on about his katana if I remember rightly. I wonder what became of him. I thought you joined the club after Brony was dispatched? How did you know him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How the fuck do you misdiagnose a prescription then you Lupine tosser? Let me get this straight. Are you claiming no GP has ever diagnosed the wrong illness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought you joined the club after Brony was dispatched? How did you know him? I wonder if Judge ever got to take Keith up on his offer. I am sure the raging old poof, our resident "Rinder" if you like, must have had a go by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought you joined the club after Brony was dispatched? How did you know him? Since you ask, I’ve been dipping into the site since the days of Holy Moly, but only signed up lately. I thought Keef was funny. Cue the inevitable abuse from the usual suspects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Let me get this straight. Are you claiming no GP has ever diagnosed the wrong illness? You don’t even know what you got wrong, do you? You can’t misdiagnose a prescription. My diagnosis for you? Cerebral mononeurosis. Fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Don't you do that? As yet we've not received any ultimatums, sulks, flouncing or feet-stomping. Aside from the cowardly tactic of drawing attention from yourself by naming other people the difference between you and them is that whilst punters will have pop at someone they will generally move on but you will go on and on, day by day and week by week. Rule seven was specifically written with you in mind. Hand on heart, I think if you was being honest, you would admit that it was your prolonged attacks that killed off the last two regulars, Snatch and Ding. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You don’t even know what you got wrong, do you? You can’t misdiagnose a prescription. My diagnosis for you? Cerebral mononeurosis. Fuckwit. Take a deep breath. Relax. Close your eyes and imagine you are one of your patients about to receive a prostate examination. I am merely attempting to have a discussion. Of course a prescription can be misdiagnosed – if the identification of the nature of an illness is incorrect in the first instance. Which aspect of my original question did you fail to grasp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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