Extreme Liberalism.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Nothing would make me happier than to "Give Ireland back to the Irish" as that serial stupid-cunt-fucker Paul McCartney once sang. If ever two poisonous nests of vipers deserved each other, it's NI and Eire.

It’s not that bad. It’s just dull, fuck all going on- very much like the shitty south west coast of Scotland . In fact, identical.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

 

I have clearly done you some immense wrong to justify such blistering criticism. Wounded and crushed, I am resigned to a sleepless night as I wrestle with how to best respond. I see now I am clearly too fragile a flower to inhabit the same webspace as an intellectual giant and cultural commentator like you, nor could I ever aspire to join your cliquey tribe of sycophants and disciples. I’m clearly finished and will need to reflect for a while.

I reflected. You’re an utter cunt and I hope you die screaming in agony as a postnasal space tumour erodes through your fucking face. 

Nice talking to you, fuckstick. Night night. 

A “space tumour”?  Have you got moon AIDS?

[Decimus]

15 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Everything alright here lads? 

LCS appears to believe that his status as a GP affords him some sort of gravitas. I believe that it indicates that he was far too stupid to specialise in any one specific field of medicine. Let's face it, the competency and diagnostic capabilities of most provincial GP's these days can be matched by the vast majority of simpletons with access to the internet.

Whilst I'm on the subject of web researchers, it would appear that Roops has taken Doctor Drones under her menopausal bingo wing. This could be in response to my destruction of her on a different thread last week. Or it could be due to the fact that as a dentist too intellectually stunted to become a MD, she is in awe of his credentials, the credentials that she was far too dense to have ever obtained.

[Stubby Pecker]

21 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Who is the muff bucket in your avatar Stubby ?

Jessica Barton

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

59 minutes ago, Decimus said:

LCS appears to believe that his status as a GP affords him some sort of gravitas. I believe that it indicates that he was far too stupid to specialise in any one specific field of medicine. Let's face it, the competency and diagnostic capabilities of most provincial GP's these days can be matched by the vast majority of simpletons with access to the internet.

Whilst I'm on the subject of web researchers, it would appear that Roops has taken Doctor Drones under her menopausal bingo wing. This could be in response to my destruction of her on a different thread last week. Or it could be due to the fact that as a dentist too intellectually stunted to become a MD, she is in awe of his credentials, the credentials that she was far too dense to have ever obtained.

It is my well founded theory that he became a GP as a tactic to look up, and rummage about in, old dears revolting clams, finger prostrates, and take unconventional sperm samples. 

He should be struck off. What a dirty fucking weasel cunt.

[Last Cunt Standing]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

LCS appears to believe that his status as a GP affords him some sort of gravitas. I believe that it indicates that he was far too stupid to specialise in any one specific field of medicine. Let's face it, the competency and diagnostic capabilities of most provincial GP's these days can be matched by the vast majority of simpletons with access to the internet.

Er, nope. It’s a job like many others, the principal drawback being having to deal with tedious loudmouth spastics like you and their inevitably sexually frustrated wives and/or idiot children. It might stun you to know that General Practice is itself a speciality, with its own Royal College and postgraduate syllabus; you’ve made the common idiot mistake of thinking real doctors work in hospitals and “provincial GPs” (no apostrophe) just sit on their arses dishing out statins for their £150k per year. It might also stun you to know many GPs (still no apostrophe) advanced through hospital speciality training and often continue to work in hospitals alongside “real” doctors. I have done so for many years. 

I suspect you’ve had an unfortunate experience with your family doctor, which might explain your hostility. But I imagine he or she thinks the best part of you ran down your mothers’ thigh, which seems bang on to me. I doubt they need to look up much on the internet when your sorry arse plops down in front of them; “genital warts on an ugly bastard” is usually a straightforward note entry. I suppose they might flick through the BNF to wonder if they can still abort you with misoprostol this late in the day. Your Norfolk whine would I am sure have me reaching for my pension claim form. 

As for the intellectual pissing contest you continue to unwisely push, I’ll be sure to look out for Mensa members and PhD theses next time I pop down to my council offices to ask for an extra green bin for my conifers or apply for a dropped kerbstone. Perhaps my council is not representative, but usually when speaking to local government workers I find it helpful to imagine I am trying to explain how to eat a banana to a toddler with Williams syndrome. 

Now, as I have already said, fuck off and die. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

finger prostrates

You thick fucking wanker. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

You thick fucking wanker. 

It was deliberate, you granny fondling pervert.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

8 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Er, nope. It’s a job like many others, the principal drawback being having to deal with tedious loudmouth spastics like you and their inevitably sexually frustrated wives and/or idiot children. It might stun you to know that General Practice is itself a speciality, with its own Royal College and postgraduate syllabus; you’ve made the common idiot mistake of thinking real doctors work in hospitals and “provincial GPs” (no apostrophe) just sit on their arses dishing out statins for their £150k per year. It might also stun you to know many GPs (still no apostrophe) advanced through hospital speciality training and often continue to work in hospitals alongside “real” doctors. I have done so for many years. 

I suspect you’ve had an unfortunate experience with your family doctor, which might explain your hostility. But I imagine he or she thinks the best part of you ran down your mothers’ thigh, which seems bang on to me. I doubt they need to look up much on the internet when your sorry arse plops down in front of them; “genital warts on an ugly bastard” is usually a straightforward note entry. I suppose they might flick through the BNF to wonder if they still abort you with misoprostol this late in the day. Your Norfolk whine would I am sure have me reaching for my pension claim form. 

As for the intellectual pissing contest you continue to unwisely push, I’ll be sure to look out for Mensa members and PhD theses next time I pop down to my council offices to ask for an extra green bin for my conifers or apply for a dropped kerbstone. Perhaps my council is not representative, but usually when speaking to local government workers I find it helpful to imagine I am trying to explain how to eat a banana to a rather stupid toddler with Williams syndrome. 

Now, as I have already said, fuck off and die. 

Why are you getting so irate? 

 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Er, nope. It’s a job like many others, the principal drawback being having to deal with tedious loudmouth spastics like you and their inevitably sexually frustrated wives and/or idiot children. It might stun you to know that General Practice is itself a speciality, with its own Royal College and postgraduate syllabus; you’ve made the common idiot mistake of thinking real doctors work in hospitals and “provincial GPs” (no apostrophe) just sit on their arses dishing out statins for their £150k per year. It might also stun you to know many GPs (still no apostrophe) advanced through hospital speciality training and often continue to work in hospitals alongside “real” doctors. I have done so for many years. 

I suspect you’ve had an unfortunate experience with your family doctor, which might explain your hostility. But I imagine he or she thinks the best part of you ran down your mothers’ thigh, which seems bang on to me. I doubt they need to look up much on the internet when your sorry arse plops down in front of them; “genital warts on an ugly bastard” is usually a straightforward note entry. I suppose they might flick through the BNF to wonder if they can still abort you with misoprostol this late in the day. Your Norfolk whine would I am sure have me reaching for my pension claim form. 

As for the intellectual pissing contest you continue to unwisely push, I’ll be sure to look out for Mensa members and PhD theses next time I pop down to my council offices to ask for an extra green bin for my conifers or apply for a dropped kerbstone. Perhaps my council is not representative, but usually when speaking to local government workers I find it helpful to imagine I am trying to explain how to eat a banana to a rather stupid toddler with Williams syndrome. 

Now, as I have already said, fuck off and die. 

Typical GP, just fucking rude. Anyway, you still haven't replied when I asked you (twice) where you went for you holiday.

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

Typical GP, just fucking rude. Anyway, you still haven't replied when I asked you (twice) where you went for you holiday.

Mind your own business you nosey cunt. 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

Just now, Last Cunt Standing said:

Mind your own business you nosey cunt. 

Just fucking rude again. Why mention you were going on holiday when I asked a civil and friendly question about it?

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

Just fucking rude again. Why mention you were going on holiday when I asked a civil and friendly question about it?

This isn’t the place for civil and friendly Albert. Fuck off. 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

Did you have a good holiday, was it a relaxing/exciting/enjoyable time?

[Guest judgetwi]

24 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Er, nope. It’s a job like many others, the principal drawback being having to deal with tedious loudmouth spastics like you and their inevitably sexually frustrated wives and/or idiot children. It might stun you to know that General Practice is itself a speciality, with its own Royal College and postgraduate syllabus; you’ve made the common idiot mistake of thinking real doctors work in hospitals and “provincial GPs” (no apostrophe) just sit on their arses dishing out statins for their £150k per year. It might also stun you to know many GPs (still no apostrophe) advanced through hospital speciality training and often continue to work in hospitals alongside “real” doctors. I have done so for many years. 

I suspect you’ve had an unfortunate experience with your family doctor, which might explain your hostility. But I imagine he or she thinks the best part of you ran down your mothers’ thigh, which seems bang on to me. I doubt they need to look up much on the internet when your sorry arse plops down in front of them; “genital warts on an ugly bastard” is usually a straightforward note entry. I suppose they might flick through the BNF to wonder if they can still abort you with misoprostol this late in the day. Your Norfolk whine would I am sure have me reaching for my pension claim form. 

As for the intellectual pissing contest you continue to unwisely push, I’ll be sure to look out for Mensa members and PhD theses next time I pop down to my council offices to ask for an extra green bin for my conifers or apply for a dropped kerbstone. Perhaps my council is not representative, but usually when speaking to local government workers I find it helpful to imagine I am trying to explain how to eat a banana to a rather stupid toddler with Williams syndrome. 

Now, as I have already said, fuck off and die. 

So what time does your surgery open in the morning you two bob fraud?

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

3 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

So what time does your surgery open in the morning you two bob fraud?

I think he sells snake oil as a sideline.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

I think he sells snake oil as a sideline.

Its slowworm oil.

 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Its slowworm oil.

 

That's more like it, I was a bit slow there, I'll get my shoes.

[Last Cunt Standing]

12 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

So what time does your surgery open in the morning you two bob fraud?

I’ll be at my desk for 730am to read my post as I’ve been off a while. 

The surgery opens at 8am as per the GMS contract.

Daily Mail bonus answer: I usually make it in for noon, after a round of golf, a quick check on my pension total over ten pints of beer, then settle in for a solid hour of misdiagnosing meningitis before I piss off early to cash my drug company bribe cheques.

PYO. 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

730 what?

Statin/antibiotic prescriptions?

[scotty]

12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’ll be at my desk for 730 to read my post as I’ve been off a while. 

The surgery opens at 8am as per the GMS contract.

Daily Mail bonus answer: I usually make it in for noon, after a round of golf, a quick check on my pension total over ten pints of beer, then settle in for a solid hour of misdiagnosing meningitis before I piss off early to cash my drug company bribe cheques.

PYO. 

Would this be a good time to ask you about a twinge in my back, doc? I think it might be serious. 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’ll be at my desk for 730am to read my post as I’ve been off a while. 

The surgery opens at 8am as per the GMS contract.

Daily Mail bonus answer: I usually make it in for noon, after a round of golf, a quick check on my pension total over ten pints of beer, then settle in for a solid hour of misdiagnosing meningitis before I piss off early to cash my drug company bribe cheques.

PYO. 

GMS, every Sunday morning on BBC Radio 2, don't miss it!

[Stubby Pecker]

39 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Why are you getting so irate? 

 

Calm yourself bitch lest I jam my smegma coated bellend in your fucking ear, again

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

1 minute ago, scotty said:

Would this be a good time to ask you about a twinge in my back, doc? I think it might be serious. 

Also, I've coughed three times since Christmas.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

GMS, every Sunday morning on BBC Radio 2, don't miss it!

You stupid, dull, boring, pointless cuntwipe. You're a waste of spunk from whatever creature it was that spawned you. I'm guessing a brutal insemiation at the hands of a silverback during an incedent at the zoo involving one of your female ancestors.