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7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’ll be at my desk for 730am to read my post as I’ve been off a while. 

The surgery opens at 8am as per the GMS contract.

Daily Mail bonus answer: I usually make it in for noon, after a round of golf, a quick check on my pension total over ten pints of beer, then settle in for a solid hour of misdiagnosing meningitis before I piss off early to cash my drug company bribe cheques.

PYO. 

Sorry, don’t know what PYO means. Anyway, when I was a kid my family attended ( is that the right word? ) a surgery where there were 2 doctors ( real doctors, not like you ). One of them hanged himself and, a couple of months later the other one shot himself in the head.

Years later I discovered they were both hooked on morphine and bumming each other!!

 Can you use your overworked imagination to beat a story like that Dr. Quack? 😀

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1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Er, nope. It’s a job like many others, the principal drawback being having to deal with tedious loudmouth spastics like you and their inevitably sexually frustrated wives and/or idiot children. It might stun you to know that General Practice is itself a speciality, with its own Royal College and postgraduate syllabus; you’ve made the common idiot mistake of thinking real doctors work in hospitals and “provincial GPs” (no apostrophe) just sit on their arses dishing out statins for their £150k per year. It might also stun you to know many GPs (still no apostrophe) advanced through hospital speciality training and often continue to work in hospitals alongside “real” doctors. I have done so for many years. 

I suspect you’ve had an unfortunate experience with your family doctor, which might explain your hostility. But I imagine he or she thinks the best part of you ran down your mothers’ thigh, which seems bang on to me. I doubt they need to look up much on the internet when your sorry arse plops down in front of them; “genital warts on an ugly bastard” is usually a straightforward note entry. I suppose they might flick through the BNF to wonder if they can still abort you with misoprostol this late in the day. Your Norfolk whine would I am sure have me reaching for my pension claim form. 

As for the intellectual pissing contest you continue to unwisely push, I’ll be sure to look out for Mensa members and PhD theses next time I pop down to my council offices to ask for an extra green bin for my conifers or apply for a dropped kerbstone. Perhaps my council is not representative, but usually when speaking to local government workers I find it helpful to imagine I am trying to explain how to eat a banana to a rather stupid toddler with Williams syndrome. 

Now, as I have already said, fuck off and die. 

So you label kids with Williams Syndrome as stupid? What a lovely GP you are. 

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16 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Sorry, don’t know what PYO means. Anyway, when I was a kid my family attended ( is that the right word? ) a surgery where there were 2 doctors ( real doctors, not like you ). One of them hanged himself and, a couple of months later the other one shot himself in the head.

Years later I discovered they were both hooked on morphine and bumming each other!!

 Can you use your overworked imagination to beat a story like that Dr. Quack? 😀

He's no more a doctor than you're a wasp Jewdy.

There's all sorts of sad fantasists on here, but to claim he's a medic is particularly loathsome.

I know a way to expose the low dog though

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2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

That’s fair criticism Gyps and for what it’s worth I apologise for typing in anger. I have edited my original post. 

tell me about your A levels then LCS

Oh and be precise as I know this stuff inside out you lying cunt

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1 minute ago, ratcum said:

He's no more a doctor than you're a wasp Jewdy.

There's all sorts of sad fantasists on here, but to claim he's a medic is particularly loathsome.

I know a way to expose the low dog though

We all know you are a nasty cunning cunt Herr Oberst. I have complete faith in you, no question.

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6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I smell a trap. I didn’t do A Levels though, so hand on heart I cannot help you. 

Oh and just to save you the bother of saying you're not British and that's why you don't have A levels, I've got you anyway.

I can ask you questions on undergrad immunology, biochemistry and pharmacology faster than you can google them.

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3 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Oh and just to save you the bother of saying you're not British and that's why you don't have A levels, I've got you anyway.

I can ask you questions on undergrad immunology, biochemistry and pharmacology faster than you can google them.

Shove your immunoglobulins up your arse, I’m off to bed to practice my understanding of the induced fit hypothesis.

‘Night!

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Just now, Last Cunt Standing said:

Shove your immunoglobulins up your arse, I’m off to bed to practice my understanding of the induced fit hypothesis.

‘Night!

Oh dear. You're just a cheap lying cunt. Induced fit is first year 'A' level not undergrad.

Liar

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13 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Oh dear. You're just a cheap lying cunt. Induced fit is first year 'A' level not undergrad.

Liar

Perhaps it is now, but in 1983 it was still presented as pretty cutting edge science. Or at least, that’s how I remember it. 

I leave you to ponder how one might be British, have attended a British medical school, yet never even have sat an A Level exam. 

Now excuse me if I untie myself from this vicious rack you have metaphorically had me on, and get some sleep. 

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5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Perhaps it is now, but in 1983 it was still presented as pretty cutting edge science. Or at least, that’s how I remember it. 

I leave you to ponder how one might be British, have attended a British medical school, yet never even have sat an A Level exam. 

Now excuse me if I untie myself from this vicious rack you have metaphorically had me on, and get some sleep. 

Well, I offered the answer that you could do a six year medicine degree that includes a one year foundation course. Nottingham University I think does it. 

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2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Er, nope. It’s a job like many others, the principal drawback being having to deal with tedious loudmouth spastics like you and their inevitably sexually frustrated wives and/or idiot children. It might stun you to know that General Practice is itself a speciality, with its own Royal College and postgraduate syllabus; you’ve made the common idiot mistake of thinking real doctors work in hospitals and “provincial GPs” (no apostrophe) just sit on their arses dishing out statins for their £150k per year. It might also stun you to know many GPs (still no apostrophe) advanced through hospital speciality training and often continue to work in hospitals alongside “real” doctors. I have done so for many years. 

I suspect you’ve had an unfortunate experience with your family doctor, which might explain your hostility. But I imagine he or she thinks the best part of you ran down your mothers’ thigh, which seems bang on to me. I doubt they need to look up much on the internet when your sorry arse plops down in front of them; “genital warts on an ugly bastard” is usually a straightforward note entry. I suppose they might flick through the BNF to wonder if they can still abort you with misoprostol this late in the day. Your Norfolk whine would I am sure have me reaching for my pension claim form. 

As for the intellectual pissing contest you continue to unwisely push, I’ll be sure to look out for Mensa members and PhD theses next time I pop down to my council offices to ask for an extra green bin for my conifers or apply for a dropped kerbstone. Perhaps my council is not representative, but usually when speaking to local government workers I find it helpful to imagine I am trying to explain how to eat a banana to a toddler with Williams syndrome. 

Now, as I have already said, fuck off and die. 

Rattled as fuck.

Did it take you long to google all the above bollocks that you bashed out whilst clearly melting down? I only ask because despite being logged on and staring at this nomination, it took you an hour to formulate a response.

As I said, you're either a thick as fuck GP who couldn't hack being a specialist, so Wikipedia diagnoses patients, or you're a bullshitting cunt who has been caught out lying. 

I know what I think, and it's clear what the other members think.

Nice doing business with you bottle job, you should have just rolled over again and kissed my arse to save yourself the kicking you're now getting from all and sundry.

 

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37 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

This was not my route Gyps, but I believe this does exist.

Do you think QoF has been a good thing for primary care or do you think it should be like the old fashion way of treating patients? How did your surgery do regarding the QoF disease registers last year?

How many sessions do you do at your surgery?

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