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[Bubba C]

17 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

That’s a pretty good retort Wolfe, fair play. Coherent, well structured, and much less hysterically abusive than many, so bravo. I even gave you a like. 

However I do need to correct you. Firstly, if you think the phrase “Asperger-lite” is offensive, I would reconsider your choice of website. Robust language and schadenfreude is fairly universal in these parts. 

Secondly your estimated time stamp is about right. Once a quarter (that means every three months, Ape) the partners at my surgery have a meeting day away from the practice to discuss our performance data, financial position and so on. Our salaried GP and Nurse Practitioner hold the fort. To save on cost, we tend to rotate around Partners’ houses, and today was my turn. The meeting starts at 930, allowing kids to be dropped off at school etc. I had set up my dining room with the coffee and biscuits, and was killing time waiting for my guests. I do hope this satisfies your time-based query. Kinda suggests an ASD to me but there we are. 

As for impressing my career on my fellow CC members, I’ll just let the record reflect the fact I didn’t announce or shout anything till I was asked. I had posted occasionally since joining, and some of my posts made it obvious that I spent my working life behind a stethoscope. I went about my business, amused at the invective wit of others. 

However it was only recently, when the Flid King of Norfolk, his pet homunculus, and the rabid clique he surrounds himself with demanded a straightener and unfairly questioned my honesty that I was arsed with any confrontation. I expect they’ll get bored and move on to some other sod shortly. Like pecking birds on an elephants’ back, I give less of a fuck by the hour.

Lastly - and here I suspect you are still sadly trying to ingratiate yourself with the cool kids - you repeat the assertion that I am a fantasist student. Well obviously that needs a fuck you, so fuck you, but I should make you aware that I haven’t set foot in a college library since the 1990s, and even when I did the notion I would spend 90% of my time there is beyond parody. Medical students study in bed or the pub, and always have. 

Thanks for your concern. 

PS. My consulting room chair isn’t leather, the CQC won’t allow it for reasons I don’t really understand. 

Fascinating. 

Do you own a Range Rover? 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

Fascinating. 

Do you own a Range Rover? 

He comes across as more of a Volvo driver to me.

[Bubba C]

Just now, Alfie Noakes said:

He comes across as more of a Volvo driver to me.

Learner driver. 

[Guest judgetwi]

If it looks like a Doc, walks like a Doc and quacks like a Doc, then it’s a.........quack?

Fuck. That doesn’t sound right.  💉

[Decimus]

25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I expect the carer will be round later to change your leg bag for you. She if she can help you look up “sycophantic” in the dictionary (big word book). 

Tosser. 

She might even be able to help you look up "see" in the dictionary (big word book).

[Last Cunt Standing]

16 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Hmmm @Last Cunt Standing 

Your response sounds awfully like a desperate load of absolute contrived bollocks, when you quite simply could have said "I wasn't in today".

Methinks the fantasist doth protest too much.

Good Christ.

Have you considered a career in counter-espionage?

Also, interesting use of the word “methinks”. Do you spend your weekends with The Sealed Knot funclub?

[Decimus]

3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Good Christ.

Have you considered a career in counter-espionage?

Also, interesting use of the word “methinks”. Do you spend your weekends with The Sealed Knot funclub?

I want a picture of you with your fingers up a patient's arse. I'm afraid that I won't accept any other proof.

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

She might even be able to help you look up "see" in the dictionary (big word book).

I’m sure your mongoloid gimp will give you a big wet kiss for that one.

Time to move on from being a grammar Nazi, boy. Put your energies into climbing the greasy pole of Local Government. One day they might give you a whole department of brain dead office drones to play with. The world is your limpet, my old cock sparrow. 

Fuck off. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

I want a picture of you with your fingers up a patient's arse. I'm afraid that I won't accept any other proof.

Very rarely need more than one my good man. In fact it’s frowned on to use more than the index outside the Cheshire golf fraternity. 

Please revise your technique. Ape will let you finger his stoma if you ask him nicely. 

[Eddie]

Nice

 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

42 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

That’s a pretty good retort Wolfe, fair play. Coherent, well structured, and much less hysterically abusive than many, so bravo. I even gave you a like. 

However I do need to correct you. Firstly, if you think the phrase “Asperger-lite” is offensive, I would reconsider your choice of website. Robust language and schadenfreude is fairly universal in these parts. 

Secondly your estimated time stamp is about right. Once a quarter (that means every three months, Ape) the partners at my surgery have a meeting day away from the practice to discuss our performance data, financial position and so on. Our salaried GP and Nurse Practitioner hold the fort. To save on cost, we tend to rotate around Partners’ houses, and today was my turn. The meeting starts at 930, allowing kids to be dropped off at school etc. I had set up my dining room with the coffee and biscuits, and was killing time waiting for my guests. I do hope this satisfies your time-based query. Kinda suggests an ASD to me but there we are. 

As for impressing my career on my fellow CC members, I’ll just let the record reflect the fact I didn’t announce or shout anything till I was asked. I had posted occasionally since joining, and some of my posts made it obvious that I spent my working life behind a stethoscope. I went about my business, amused at the invective wit of others. 

However it was only recently, when the Flid King of Norfolk, his pet homunculus, and the rabid clique he surrounds himself with demanded a straightener and unfairly questioned my honesty that I was arsed with any confrontation. I expect they’ll get bored and move on to some other sod shortly. Like pecking birds on an elephants’ back, I give less of a fuck by the hour.

Lastly - and here I suspect you are still sadly trying to ingratiate yourself with the cool kids - you repeat the assertion that I am a fantasist student. Well obviously that needs a fuck you, so fuck you, but I should make you aware that I haven’t set foot in a college library since the 1990s, and even when I did the notion I would spend 90% of my time there is beyond parody. Medical students study in bed or the pub, and always have. 

Thanks for your concern. 

PS. My consulting room chair isn’t leather, the CQC won’t allow it for reasons I don’t really understand. 

Your fourth paragraph states that you didn't announce or shout about being a GP. If I recall correctly, your inaugural nomination and first post was a long winded, multi paragaphical synopsis of the frustrations of life as a general practitioner and the filthy chav cunts that you are obliged to pander to on a daily basis. Up until now I've felt little need to confront you, but this blatant contradiction leads me to believe that you may well be a bullshitting fucking Googlespastic.

just saying.

[Frank]

14 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I want a picture of you with your fingers up a patient's arse. I'm afraid that I won't accept any other proof.

I’m sorry to see that you’re losing this one.. badly. 

[Decimus]

16 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m sorry to see that you’re losing this one.. badly. 

I'd like to think that you know me well enough by now to realise that I don't need provoking by reverse psychology in order to go absolutely bat shit fucking crazy.

Be patient, you old cunt, and don't think that the jocular nature of my previous post indicates that I'm done with this cunt. I'm not.

[Last Cunt Standing]

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Your fourth paragraph states that you didn't announce or shout about being a GP. If I recall correctly, your inaugural nomination and first post was a long winded, multi paragaphical synopsis of the frustrations of life as a general practitioner and the filthy chav cunts that you are obliged to pander to on a daily basis. Up until now I've felt little need to confront you, but this blatant contradiction leads me to believe that you may well be a bullshitting fucking Googlespastic.

just saying.

I haven’t got time to deal with you today Eric. Have you considered calling 111?

Incidentally, I made my first two noms on September 2nd 2017, only one of which had a medical flavour. Not a peep of protest until Mr Town Planning 2018 (a remedial feeder contest for Mr Gay Universe) decided to pick a fight 5 months or so later. 

Hope that clears it up. 

[Jake The Muss]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I haven’t got time to deal with you today Eric. Have you considered calling 111?

Incidentally, I made my first two noms on September 2nd 2017, only one of which had a medical flavour. Not a peep of protest until Mr Town Planning 2018 (a remedial feeder contest for Mr Gay Universe) decided to pick a fight 5 months or so later. 

Hope that clears it up. 

He does that, does our Norfolk learned Hero,  he has even picked fights with me over something that i never said....months later of course, he will have another meltdown soon enough. Damaged goods that one.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

He comes across as more of a Volvo driver to me.

Nah, Talbot Samba.

[Decimus]

9 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

He does that, does our Norfolk learned Hero,  he has even picked fights with me over something that i never said....months later of course, he will have another meltdown soon enough. Damaged goods that one.

I'd be interested to know what it was that you apparently said that I took umbrage with. As far as I recall, you got an absolute fucking kicking after claiming that you could see the curvature of the Earth whilst being pummeled up the arse as you were bent over the windowsill of your Canadian boyfriend's cabin. You subsequently then created a nom accusing me of putting the boot in, when I didn't get involved with the destruction that Bill and Bubba dished out to you for talking absolute fucking shite.

Explain yourself, and this time in English, you utter fucking spastic.

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I haven’t got time to deal with you today Eric. Have you considered calling 111?

Incidentally, I made my first two noms on September 2nd 2017, only one of which had a medical flavour. Not a peep of protest until Mr Town Planning 2018 (a remedial feeder contest for Mr Gay Universe) decided to pick a fight 5 months or so later. 

Hope that clears it up. 

What you are unable to deal with, is me just pointing out that your first post was a detailed description of your life as a GP, 5 minutes after you had just stated that you had never drawn attention to it.

[Jake The Muss]

Just now, Decimus said:

I'd be interested to know what it was that you apparently said that I took umbrage with. As far as I recall, you got an absolute fucking kicking about claiming that you could see the curvature of the Earth whilst being pummeled up the arse as you were bent over the windowsill of your Canadian boyfriend's cabin. You subsequently then created a nom accusing me of putting the boot in, when I didn't get involved with the destruction that Bill and Bubba dished out to you for talking absolute fucking shite.

Explain yourself, and this time in English, you utter fucking spastic.

Shaked, Rattled and Rolled.

Fuck Off you Norfolk Spaz.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

41 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Nice

 

Are they your girls Eddie?

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What you are unable to deal with, is me just pointing out that your first post was a detailed description of your life as a GP, 5 minutes after you had just stated that you had never drawn attention to it.

I owe you two likes. 

If you're still awake after being bored to fucking death by the fraud's inevitable six paragraph response, you should find that I've paid my debts.

[Decimus]

2 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

Shaked, Rattled and Rolled.

Fuck Off you Norfolk Spaz.

I'm not sure if you understand how this works, Bender.

[Jake The Muss]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

I'm not sure if you understand how this works, Bender.

This will be you soon D, can you hurry up the process please.

 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

1 hour ago, Ape said:

Can someone explain what a “Dumbo Columbo” is? 

Someone who says "Errr, I think there's just one more thing".

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

That’s a pretty good retort Wolfe, fair play. Coherent, well structured, and much less hysterically abusive than many, so bravo. I even gave you a like. 

However I do need to correct you. Firstly, if you think the phrase “Asperger-lite” is offensive, I would reconsider your choice of website. Robust language and schadenfreude is fairly universal in these parts. 

Secondly your estimated time stamp is about right. Once a quarter (that means every three months, Ape) the partners at my surgery have a meeting day away from the practice to discuss our performance data, financial position and so on. Our salaried GP and Nurse Practitioner hold the fort. To save on cost, we tend to rotate around Partners’ houses, and today was my turn. The meeting starts at 930, allowing kids to be dropped off at school etc. I had set up my dining room with the coffee and biscuits, and was killing time waiting for my guests. I do hope this satisfies your time-based query. Kinda suggests an ASD to me but there we are. 

As for impressing my career on my fellow CC members, I’ll just let the record reflect the fact I didn’t announce or shout anything till I was asked. I had posted occasionally since joining, and some of my posts made it obvious that I spent my working life behind a stethoscope. I went about my business, amused at the invective wit of others. 

However it was only recently, when the Flid King of Norfolk, his pet homunculus, and the rabid clique he surrounds himself with demanded a straightener and unfairly questioned my honesty that I was arsed with any confrontation. I expect they’ll get bored and move on to some other sod shortly. Like pecking birds on an elephants’ back, I give less of a fuck by the hour.

Lastly - and here I suspect you are still sadly trying to ingratiate yourself with the cool kids - you repeat the assertion that I am a fantasist student. Well obviously that needs a fuck you, so fuck you, but I should make you aware that I haven’t set foot in a college library since the 1990s, and even when I did the notion I would spend 90% of my time there is beyond parody. Medical students study in bed or the pub, and always have. 

Thanks for your concern. 

PS. My consulting room chair isn’t leather, the CQC won’t allow it for reasons I don’t really understand. 

Why don't you just have the meeting in the surgery like everyone else?