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1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

Surely you can take him out by remote control?

Evening P, Tarzan doesn't know what a remote control is. Haven't you got knitting to do ?

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3 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

I think you enjoy having an evening of me making you look like a daft cuntbrain.

You're on fire, bend!. Good work.

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3 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

I think you enjoy having an evening of me making you look like a daft cuntbrain.

Do you wear special glasses that give you an alternative view of the world?

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1 minute ago, Frank said:

You're on fire, bend!. Good work.

Frank, i was thinking only yesterday, i haven't wound those half wits up on CC for a while. Anyway, i recently found a copy of Cathy's Clown by The Everly Brothers on the WB label (Dutch Issue).

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4 minutes ago, Ape said:

Do you wear special glasses that give you an alternative view of the world?

Of course Tarzan, i wear them when i'm on here, you look extra dim (if possible)

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6 minutes ago, Ape said:

Do you wear special glasses that give you an alternative view of the world?

Yes he does .. they're made out of the bottom of camp coffee bottles.

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Just now, Lady Penelope said:

Yes he does .. they're made out of the bottom of camp coffee bottles.

Your knitting needles are sharp tonight P, but your piss stench is still fucking awful.

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Just now, Lady Penelope said:

Come on @Ape go for Fender's jugular.

Yeah, come on Tarzan, let's see what you got..

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Utter, unadulterated fucking idiot. I don't know why you do this. At times you do show glimpses of coherence. Drop it, its boring.

Eric, you stupid fucking cunt, what the fuck are you doing?

Put the slavering robotic idiot back in it's fucking box and never open the lid for a sneaky peak again, let's be done with it.

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11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Good Christ.

Have you considered a career in counter-espionage?

Also, interesting use of the word “methinks”. Do you spend your weekends with The Sealed Knot funclub?

I do.

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9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Utter, unadulterated fucking idiot. I don't know why you do this. At times you do show glimpses of coherence. Drop it, its boring.

I'll drop it when you turn up.

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8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

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That’s Lady P’s postman. She’s just told him she is expecting a large delivery on Valentine’s Day.

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20 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Unlike you D, i don't have my tongue up anyone's arse, if i like something then i like it no matter who says it...apart from (you, Tarzan, Thickers and Bubba Twat).. i don't have a bunch of cringed drugged up mongs getting a hard on every time i leave a post. Fuck me , do they send you pictures of their small jizzed cocks.

Worryingly, Bender, this could actually be your best attempt at dishing out a cunting. 

Unfortunately for you, it’s utter fucking drivel.

Fuck off.

 

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22 hours ago, Frank said:

You're on fire, bend!. Good work.

Absolutely stupid fucking cunt.

 

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On 2/14/2018 at 5:47 PM, Bubba C said:

Worryingly, Bender, this could actually be your best attempt at dishing out a cunting. 

Unfortunately for you, it’s utter fucking drivel.

Fuck off.

 

Exhilarating comment Bubs, it almost gave me wood.

You welsh fanny.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

It would have to be a fucking great spike to carry the weight.

Now we know Norfolk is the source of the Easter island heads.

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13 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

Now we know Norfolk is the source of the Easter island heads.

Big wonky wobbly heads, six fingers on tiny hands and webbed feet, again tiny. Kill all these mustard and turkey fucking spastics and throw them in the filthy North Sea that borders their vile homeland.

Norfolk = Mordor on sea meets Arkansas with added sister fucking and beastiality 

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