Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, you really got me there. Well done. Surely you can take him out by remote control? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Surely you can take him out by remote control? Evening P, Tarzan doesn't know what a remote control is. Haven't you got knitting to do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I think you enjoy having an evening of me making you look like a daft cuntbrain. You're on fire, bend!. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I think you enjoy having an evening of me making you look like a daft cuntbrain. Do you wear special glasses that give you an alternative view of the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: You're on fire, bend!. Good work. Frank, i was thinking only yesterday, i haven't wound those half wits up on CC for a while. Anyway, i recently found a copy of Cathy's Clown by The Everly Brothers on the WB label (Dutch Issue). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you wear special glasses that give you an alternative view of the world? Of course Tarzan, i wear them when i'm on here, you look extra dim (if possible) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you wear special glasses that give you an alternative view of the world? Yes he does .. they're made out of the bottom of camp coffee bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Come on @Ape go for Fender's jugular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Yes he does .. they're made out of the bottom of camp coffee bottles. Your knitting needles are sharp tonight P, but your piss stench is still fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Come on @Ape go for Fender's jugular. Yeah, come on Tarzan, let's see what you got.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Utter, unadulterated fucking idiot. I don't know why you do this. At times you do show glimpses of coherence. Drop it, its boring. Eric, you stupid fucking cunt, what the fuck are you doing? Put the slavering robotic idiot back in it's fucking box and never open the lid for a sneaky peak again, let's be done with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Good Christ. Have you considered a career in counter-espionage? Also, interesting use of the word “methinks”. Do you spend your weekends with The Sealed Knot funclub? I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Utter, unadulterated fucking idiot. I don't know why you do this. At times you do show glimpses of coherence. Drop it, its boring. I'll drop it when you turn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 10 hours ago, Ape said: Do you wear special glasses that give you an alternative view of the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Fucking hell! Those glasses are so thick he could read your mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: That’s Lady P’s postman. She’s just told him she is expecting a large delivery on Valentine’s Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 20 hours ago, Fender777 said: Unlike you D, i don't have my tongue up anyone's arse, if i like something then i like it no matter who says it...apart from (you, Tarzan, Thickers and Bubba Twat).. i don't have a bunch of cringed drugged up mongs getting a hard on every time i leave a post. Fuck me , do they send you pictures of their small jizzed cocks. Worryingly, Bender, this could actually be your best attempt at dishing out a cunting. Unfortunately for you, it’s utter fucking drivel. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 22 hours ago, Frank said: You're on fire, bend!. Good work. Absolutely stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 13/02/2018 at 7:02 PM, Fender777 said: Your stupid Norfolk head on a spike. It would have to be a fucking great spike to carry the weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/14/2018 at 5:47 PM, Bubba C said: Worryingly, Bender, this could actually be your best attempt at dishing out a cunting. Unfortunately for you, it’s utter fucking drivel. Fuck off. Exhilarating comment Bubs, it almost gave me wood. You welsh fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: It would have to be a fucking great spike to carry the weight. Now we know Norfolk is the source of the Easter island heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Now we know Norfolk is the source of the Easter island heads. Big wonky wobbly heads, six fingers on tiny hands and webbed feet, again tiny. Kill all these mustard and turkey fucking spastics and throw them in the filthy North Sea that borders their vile homeland. Norfolk = Mordor on sea meets Arkansas with added sister fucking and beastiality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.