Hell in a handcart.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

On 14/02/2018 at 5:34 PM, Eddie said:

British Olympic diver Tom Daley has announced he is having a baby with his husband, US film director Dustin Lance Black.

They both shared the news on their social media accounts.

The couple got married in a service at Bovey Castle Hotel on Dartmoor, Devon, in May last year.

Where do you start with this one...

He would kick your cunt in Eddie.

[Eddie]

19 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

He would kick your cunt in Eddie.

He wouldn't go near it, silly.

[Stubby Pecker]

10 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

The bard has spoken....  bang on the fucking nail.

What would @Punkape say on this matter spotto?

[Cap'n Cunt]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Was he sucked off the wing? You know, into the engine thingy?

I already told you Tom Daley wasn't involved. So no, he wasn't sucked off.

[cuntspotter]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

What would @Punkape say on this matter spotto?

Fuck knows... I don’t.

[Stubby Pecker]

12 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Fuck knows... I don’t.

Never visited him in his cardboard landrover or attended one of his special "golf clubs"?

 

[cuntspotter]

7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Never visited him in his cardboard landrover or attended one of his special "golf clubs"?

 

He’s a troubled lad. I think he probably day dreams a bit too much.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

18 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

He’s a troubled lad. I think he probably day dreams a bit too much.

Nowt wrong with him a right group kicking won't cure.  

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Nowt wrong with him a right group kicking won't cure.  

Center Parcs are supporting them. 

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

Late to the party, but I have misgivings about this. Fuckin' bullet points, eh? 

• I'm not happy about the parlance "Daley is having a baby". No, he isn't. Neither is his partner. This fuzzy acceptance that male gay couples can 'have' a baby seems inherently insidious. If you disagree you are casually punted onto the wrong side o' history. Cheers lads.
   
• The tedious "at least the kid will be in a stable, loving environment" argument is facile and patently untrue. Daley has already cheated on his partner, and they've been married a handful of years at best. When engaged they had a weird, unstable on/off relationship. The kid will be raised in an opulent environment, but I would pick poorer more stable parents over rich, recklessly promiscuous ones. Again, wrong side of history apparently.
   
• Another gay couple with an odd age discrepancy. When this child is in their late teens Daddy A will be in his '40s and Daddy B will be in his '60s. 
   
• Imagine for a second that a 43 year old man married a 23 year old woman. Both are famous, she cheats on him a few times, sends racy selfies to random male models... then a few months later they are having a kid and we're just meant to be happy for them. To judge them at all makes you a bigot, and if you wonder why this is even newsworthy you are also a bigot. 

I would say I don't care, but clearly I do. Tom Daley seems like a stupid, immature little fanny in any interview I've seen with him. A daft little boy who has adapted all those annoying effete 'totes gayboi' mannerisms despite probably never once facing any real hostility for his sexuality. Were this a straight couple I would question their motives as fiercely. Fuck 'em. 

[Eddie]

1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Late to the party, but I have misgivings about this. Fuckin' bullet points, eh? 

• I'm not happy about the parlance "Daley is having a baby". No, he isn't. Neither is his partner. This fuzzy acceptance that male gay couples can 'have' a baby seems inherently insidious. If you disagree you are casually punted onto the wrong side o' history. Cheers lads.
   
• The tedious "at least the kid will be in a stable, loving environment" argument is facile and patently untrue. Daley has already cheated on his partner, and they've been married a handful of years at best. When engaged they had a weird, unstable on/off relationship. The kid will be raised in an opulent environment, but I would pick poorer more stable parents over rich, recklessly promiscuous ones. Again, wrong side of history apparently.
   
• Another gay couple with an odd age discrepancy. When this child is in their late teens Daddy A will be in his '40s and Daddy B will be in his '60s. 
   
• Imagine for a second that a 43 year old man married a 23 year old woman. Both are famous, she cheats on him a few times, sends racy selfies to random male models... then a few months later they are having a kid and we're just meant to be happy for them. To judge them at all makes you a bigot, and if you wonder why this is even newsworthy you are also a bigot. 

I would say I don't care, but clearly I do. Tom Daley seems like a stupid, immature little fanny in any interview I've seen with him. A daft little boy who has adapted all those annoying effete 'totes gayboi' mannerisms despite probably never once facing any real hostility for his sexuality. Were this a straight couple I would question their motives as fiercely. Fuck 'em. 

Bang on Dan, although you know far too much about this bender to be heterosexual...

[Guest judgetwi]

4 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Late to the party, but I have misgivings about this. Fuckin' bullet points, eh? 

• I'm not happy about the parlance "Daley is having a baby". No, he isn't. Neither is his partner. This fuzzy acceptance that male gay couples can 'have' a baby seems inherently insidious. If you disagree you are casually punted onto the wrong side o' history. Cheers lads.
   
• The tedious "at least the kid will be in a stable, loving environment" argument is facile and patently untrue. Daley has already cheated on his partner, and they've been married a handful of years at best. When engaged they had a weird, unstable on/off relationship. The kid will be raised in an opulent environment, but I would pick poorer more stable parents over rich, recklessly promiscuous ones. Again, wrong side of history apparently.
   
• Another gay couple with an odd age discrepancy. When this child is in their late teens Daddy A will be in his '40s and Daddy B will be in his '60s. 
   
• Imagine for a second that a 43 year old man married a 23 year old woman. Both are famous, she cheats on him a few times, sends racy selfies to random male models... then a few months later they are having a kid and we're just meant to be happy for them. To judge them at all makes you a bigot, and if you wonder why this is even newsworthy you are also a bigot. 

I would say I don't care, but clearly I do. Tom Daley seems like a stupid, immature little fanny in any interview I've seen with him. A daft little boy who has adapted all those annoying effete 'totes gayboi' mannerisms despite probably never once facing any real hostility for his sexuality. Were this a straight couple I would question their motives as fiercely. Fuck 'em. 

So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my saveloy and chips and I have to read this complete and utter load of common sense. What the fuck is going on? 

The trouble is Celebricunts and their slavish followers don’t think like normal people. It’s all look at me, look at me, i’m so important, look how great I am, how many likes have I got on my knobjockey account? This baby represents nothing more than a publicity stunt for these cunts, they have probably already signed a contract with Hello magazine for the christening photos.

As you say, question this bollocks and you get abused by the brainwashed liberalati and called names to shut you up.

We are doomed.

[Jake The Muss]

18 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my saveloy and chips and I have to read this complete and utter load of common sense. What the fuck is going on? 

The trouble is Celebricunts and their slavish followers don’t think like normal people. It’s all look at me, look at me, i’m so important, look how great I am, how many likes have I got on my knobjockey account? This baby represents nothing more than a publicity stunt for these cunts, they have probably already signed a contract with Hello magazine for the christening photos.

As you say, question this bollocks and you get abused by the brainwashed liberalati and called names to shut you up.

We are doomed.

No heart diseased kebab tonight  ?

[Earl of Punkape]

On 14/02/2018 at 7:38 PM, camberwell gypsy said:

Fair to play them. As long as they are good loving parents, then no problem as far as I'm concerned. 

 

With that silly irresponsible statement you give warped approval to perversion and depravity. You equate pervert parenthood with “fair play” as if it was simply sport.Your BBC moral compass has presumably been forged watching hours of banal soap operas.

You should be shot alongside both of these gay retards.

In the meantime I hope you contract measles and amoebic dysentery.

Fuck off.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

7 minutes ago, Punkape said:

With that silly irresponsible statement you give warped approval to perversion and depravity. You equate pervert parenthood with “fair play” as if it was simply sport.Your BBC moral compass has presumably been forged watching hours of banal soap operas.

You should be shot alongside both of these gay retards.

In the meantime I hope you contract measles and amoebic dysentery.

Fuck off.

Good morning, not heard from you recently on here, hope you're keeping well.

[Earl of Punkape]

5 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Good morning, not heard from you recently on here, hope you're keeping well.

Fuck off.

[Earl of Punkape]

On 14/02/2018 at 6:18 PM, Neil said:

Will one of them have what looks like a 3rd arse cheek whilst carrying the next generation of knob jockey?

Pair of shit cunts

There’s a huge chance that both of these cunts have the AIDS virus and if that’s the case the baby will eventually contract it too.

lol.

[Earl of Punkape]

On 14/02/2018 at 8:23 PM, Rick_B said:

So what are you saying? That a child who has two same sex parents who actually care for him/her would be better off with the kind of dysfunctional monsters who populate The Jeremy Kyle show,  just because they are opposite sex and therefore that's automatically better and "normal"?

So you’re saying it’s ok to be a depraved pervert because there are awful people on the Jeremy Kyle show.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

There’s a huge chance that both of these cunts have the AIDS virus and if that’s the case the baby will eventually contract it too.

lol.

Good morning again, not heard from you recently on here, hope you're keeping well.

[Earl of Punkape]

On 14/02/2018 at 5:40 PM, Panzerknacker said:

Best of luck to em 

Panzerknacker 

You stupid cunt.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

4 minutes ago, Punkape said:

So your saying it’s ok to be a depraved pervert because there are awful people on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Actually it should be "you're" not "your".

It looks to me you don't know the difference between you're shit and your shit, so, that really makes you look like an ape. You're just a knuckle dragging chav looking for your next case of "Buckie". Now you fuck off!

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

It's time for a little sleep for me after my very difficult Saturday night/Sunday morning (sounds a bit like a b&w 1960s film) shift. I know most of you are wishing I was really "put to sleep", but fucking tough!

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, Albert Ross said:

Actually it should be "you're" not "your".

It looks to me you don't know the difference between you're shit and your shit, so, that really makes you look like an ape. You're just a knuckle dragging chav looking for your next case of "Buckie". Now you fuck off!

A high semen diet throughout his school years caused extensive damage to his brain. As a consequence, his grasp of spelling, grammar and indeed reality are limited. His entire life is a fantasy construct, in which he believes himself to be an old money aristocrat. 

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Albert Ross said:

Actually it should be "you're" not "your".

It looks to me you don't know the difference between you're shit and your shit, so, that really makes you look like an ape. You're just a knuckle dragging chav looking for your next case of "Buckie". Now you fuck off!

Typo you tool.

Only peasants work nightshifts at the weekend....

You probably clean the bogs at Leicester Square tube station whilst being fondled by Ape...

lol.

[Stubby Pecker]

8 hours ago, judgetwi said:

So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my saveloy and chips and I have to read this complete and utter load of common sense. What the fuck is going on? 

The trouble is Celebricunts and their slavish followers don’t think like normal people. It’s all look at me, look at me, i’m so important, look how great I am, how many likes have I got on my knobjockey account? This baby represents nothing more than a publicity stunt for these cunts, they have probably already signed a contract with Hello magazine for the christening photos.

As you say, question this bollocks and you get abused by the brainwashed liberalati and called names to shut you up.

We are doomed.

I see centre parcs have stopped advertising in the mail because the aforementioned bummers aquiring a baby was questioned by littlejohn (a true cunt) 

So know ones allowed to have an opinion or express it if it's not championing is new age of inclusiveness? 

When it all ends badly there'll be a feeding frenzy