Decimus Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The cunts even look like clones, eyes, nose, chin, colouring, and hair. Weird fucks, what is going on here? I can only assume that you've had your face and eyes plastered in some deviant geese bukkake session, because they don't fucking look at all similar, apart sharing the tell-tale signs of rampant faggotry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They can drink as much as they like, it's not like they're actually pregnant. The pictures show a distinct lack of guests - you don't think it's all just a big publicity stunt, do you? Oh, and in case you can't make it out, the sashes both say "Daddy to be". Admittedly I probably wasn’t paying full attention in my school biology classes but they can’t both be the Daddy. Pair of fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Admittedly I probably wasn’t paying full attention in my school biology classes but they can’t both be the Daddy. Pair of fucking cunts. You have to admit that the cakes look nice though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 27 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: You have to admit that the cakes look nice though. I bet they love a nice cream slice. French fancies? Fruit flan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Bakewell tart? No....probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 What a pair of cunts,I hope they both die in a car crash before the poor little fucker has his life ruined by two weird,selfish fuck nuggets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I can only assume that you've had your face and eyes plastered in some deviant geese bukkake session, because they don't fucking look at all similar, apart sharing the tell-tale signs of rampant faggotry. Be honest, you haven't even looked. Your eyes went straight to the top cake, probably a chocolate fudge, filled with 2" of fisting butter. As for the two candles, shove them up your inbred arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Be honest, you haven't even looked. Your eyes went straight to the top cake, probably a chocolate fudge, filled with 2" of fisting butter. As for the two candles, shove them up your inbred arse. Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: They can drink as much as they like, it's not like they're actually pregnant. The pictures show a distinct lack of guests - you don't think it's all just a big publicity stunt, do you? Oh, and in case you can't make it out, the sashes both say "Daddy to be". Never mind the sashes, why have the babies bottles they're holding in the right hand picture got brass rods inserted in them?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind the sashes, why have the babies bottles they're holding in the right hand picture got brass rods inserted in them?? They like sucking on brass, that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 18 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: They like sucking on brass, that's why. Yet they have no interest in the contents of bras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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