Guest King Rollo Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I agree with you New Wave Gorilla. They should just show scenes of flash flooding, perhaps from the Lynton and Lynmouth area. Then a male superhero, "Ragman" or something, could swoop down and stem the bloody tide, saving a party of school children. I am sure David McKee created a cartoon book about this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Ape said: I don’t know who he is, but I do know his insistence on “being” his avatar has become extremely fucking tedious. He probably runs around his “castle”, flailing his arms around too, the stupid cunt. Only after I finish my lessons and chores. Wizard and Cook are very strict about that sort of thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: He may also be slightly French. He did after all take on and defeat Scrote in a battle of wordplay in his own language. Je suis desole, mais non! I'm not even remotely French ... one of the few things Scrotes and I have in common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Je suis desole, mais non! I'm not even remotely French ... one of the few things Scrotes and I have in common. Perhaps he once failed in an audition to play the part of the policeman in allo allo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 On 2/18/2018 at 7:56 PM, Ape said: The main topic here is your colossal stupidity. As usual, you're off topic again, you boring as fuck little crusty turd, you're much better at arse licking than anything constructive on here. Fuck off you little mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Ape said: I don’t know who he is, but I do know his insistence on “being” his avatar has become extremely fucking tedious. He probably runs around his “castle”, flailing his arms around too, the stupid cunt. Fuck me, you're pig shit thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Perhaps he once failed in an audition to play the part of the policeman in allo allo. Good moaning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 hours ago, King Rollo said: Good moaning! He was pissing down the stroot etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Fender777 said: As usual, you're off topic again, you boring as fuck little crusty turd, you're much better at arse licking than anything constructive on here. Fuck off you little mug. 6 hours ago, Fender777 said: Fuck me, you're pig shit thick. Do you ever have to stand in the corner, wearing a pointed hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 30 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you ever have to stand in the corner, wearing a pointed hat? Do you think that he's a wizard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 28 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you ever have to stand in the corner, wearing a pointed hat? Wizard does, occasionally, when he is hiding from Cook. She's a good woman but her amorous advances when she's been on the sherry scare the bejesus out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 On 18/02/2018 at 7:23 PM, Punkape said: The title should read sanatitary products. Well fucking edit the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 9 hours ago, ratcum said: I agree with you New Wave Gorilla. They should just show scenes of flash flooding, perhaps from the Lynton and Lynmouth area. Then a male superhero, "Ragman" or something, could swoop down and stem the bloody tide, saving a party of school children. Isn't he a Bonobo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, King Rollo said: Wizard does, occasionally, when he is hiding from Cook. She's a good woman but her amorous advances when she's been on the sherry scare the bejesus out of him. Why does it scare him when she's inebriated and a bit moist? He'd be better off showing her his wand and letting her kiss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 10 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Why does it scare him when she's inebriated and a bit moist? He'd be better off showing her his wand and letting her kiss it. Would that be your approach? She weighs about 18 stone and has a grip like a vice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Would that be your approach? She weighs about 18 stone and has a grip like a vice... Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Roops? Probably, without the piss flaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably, without the piss flaps Oomph🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 12 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you think that he's a wizard? I think you know what I think he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I think you know what I think he is. Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ape said: I think you know what I think he is. Its best not to think about him as he himself can't think anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 14 hours ago, Ape said: Do you ever have to stand in the corner, wearing a pointed hat? Stop sucking on P's saggy tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, King Rollo said: Would that be your approach? She weighs about 18 stone and has a grip like a vice... Even a rat should get a nibble of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Even a rat should get a nibble of cheese. It's the diseased beaver I'd be worried about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 14 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Isn't he a Bonobo? no, that's the bog trotting twat from U2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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