ratcum Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 My Aunty Vi used to scrape her monthly blood clots out with a pointed, scoop shaped garden tool. "It's my sanitary trowel Ratty" she used to say, before ramming my head up her John Dory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 40 minutes ago, ratcum said: no, that's the bog trotting twat from U2 I would like that but I'm not going to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi used to scrape her monthly blood clots out with a pointed, scoop shaped garden tool. "It's my sanitary trowel Ratty" she used to say, before ramming my head up her John Dory I suspect you would have some very interesting stories to tell under hypnosis, ratters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 On 2/20/2018 at 12:12 AM, King Rollo said: Good moaning! I want a fuck on the table! i have a knife but no fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 47 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I want a fuck on the table! i have a knife but no fuck! 'The Italian who went to Malta'. Photocopied, passed around humorous shit from the 80s. I suspect you were in the motor trade. That shit was normally blu-tacked next to a Pirelli calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'The Italian who went to Malta'. Photocopied, passed around humorous shit from the 80s. I suspect you were in the motor trade. That shit was normally blu-tacked next to a Pirelli calendar. Ha ha no Finbaur Saunders from the Viz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Ha ha no Finbaur Saunders from the Viz! Him and Roger irrelevant could have ruled the world. Take a firm grasp on it Mr Gimlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Him and Roger irrelevant could have ruled the world. Take a firm grasp on it Mr Gimlet. Mr Logic should mod CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Him and Roger irrelevant could have ruled the world. Take a firm grasp on it Mr Gimlet. Roger Mellie made me laugh... Another man off the telly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Him and Roger irrelevant could have ruled the world. Take a firm grasp on it Mr Gimlet. Haha i can't remember much Roger irrelevant but i do remember "take a firm grasp on it Mr Gimlet" Roger Mellie is great though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 minute ago, King Rollo said: Roger Mellie made me laugh... Another man off the telly! Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: Haha i can't remember much Roger irrelevant but i do remember "take a firm grasp on it Mr Gimlet" Roger Mellie is great though. His proposal for a game show, 'celebrity shit bucket'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: His proposal for a game show, 'celebrity shit bucket'. And the Bristol maze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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