Guest judgetwi Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Now you have to say that , when your business is selling fried chicken, running out of the basic ingredients ( ie dead chickens ) is a bit of a cunt. In fact some wanker has really fucked up in a big way and needs sacking. However, not being a shareholder of this business, I don’t give a shit unlike the poor deprived cunts who are all over the media crying like girls because they can’t feed their fat faces with this greasy bollocks. Like yesterday I had to listen to this bitch on the radio, with an overinflated sense of entitlement moaning about her deprivation after taking her fat arse down to the KFC drive-thru. “I’ve got 9 year old twins” she whined, as if it were a registered disability, “they wanted chicken!” Well, here’s an idea, you moaning cow, go to the fucking supermarket, buy some fucking chicken and fucking cook it yourself you fucking whinging lazy old slag. Fuck knows what would happen if we had a real shortage of food in this country. Blood and murder on the streets I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 KFC is disgusting and greasy and eaten by our underclass and immigrants. It’s far easier to roast an organic free range chicken and considerably cheaper. Lol. Get stuffed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Or substitute the chicken for a goose. Easier to stuff as well especially if some French berk has enlarged the 'vent' using unnatural methods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 I sincerely hope all those African countries we've helped over the years are busy organising relief efforts for us, for a change. Bob! Lenny! Come on, get organising you cunts. And when's that Northern fucker Ewan McGregor going to do a Chicken-Aid advert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Or substitute the chicken for a goose. Easier to stuff as well especially if some French berk has enlarged the 'vent' using unnatural methods. Reported for implying bestiality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Reported for implying bestiality No implication intended, you goose fucking defector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: KFC is disgusting and greasy and eaten by our underclass and immigrants. Sounds like you've tried buckets of it to have that opinion. Just more proof you're a gay fantasist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 36 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck knows what would happen if we had a real shortage of food in this country. Blood and murder on the streets I reckon. You will find out after you have left the EU. Manky is already over here with a fleet of lorries, buying tins of jambonneau, petit pois, and fine Brittany mussels. That soppy cunt Bubba has asked me if I can supply him with 10 tonnes of frozen leeks. Punkers is already laying down bottles of fine French wine by the thousand. What will you miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: You will find out after you have left the EU. Manky is already over here with a fleet of lorries, buying tins of jambonneau, petit pois, and fine Brittany mussels. That soppy cunt Bubba has asked me if I can supply him with 10 tonnes of frozen leeks. Punkers is already laying down bottles of fine French wine by the thousand. What will you miss? Only things(?) he lays down is with his illegal immigrant rent boys, the only wine he drinks is "Buckie" out of a brown paper bag on a park bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 this is no laughing matter and I for one am deeply worried about how this may pan out if the crisis is not averted. KFC is the staple food in the Walsall and Wednesbury areas of the West Midlands and this could lead to mass starvation and riots if the government does not step in with some kind of humanitarian aid, I believe that the Americans have been contacted and Popeyes Lousiana Chicken Ltd and Dixie Chicken Inc are already preparing urgently needed aid convoys which I pray will arrive in time. News agencies are reporting instances of cannibalism in the areas concerned and its even believed that some of the worst hit areas have resorted to consuming doner kebabs without the mandatory use of alcohol, oh the humanity dear god someone help these poor cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Sounds like you've tried buckets of it to have that opinion. Just more proof you're a gay fantasist. Reported for derailing the thread and going off topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for derailing the thread and going off topic. Yeah, and? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You will find out after you have left the EU. Manky is already over here with a fleet of lorries, buying tins of jambonneau, petit pois, and fine Brittany mussels. That soppy cunt Bubba has asked me if I can supply him with 10 tonnes of frozen leeks. Punkers is already laying down bottles of fine French wine by the thousand. What will you miss? Walkers French Fries. No, wait a minute. They're made in Leicester you fucking Euro-Frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for derailing the thread and going off topic. Take no notice of this cretin Punkers. Dine as well as I have this evening. An excellent boeuf bourgignon, complimented by Saint Emilion 2015 ( right bank naturally) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well, here’s an idea, you moaning cow, go to the fucking supermarket, buy some fucking chicken and fucking cook it yourself you fucking whinging lazy old slag. Fuck knows what would happen if we had a real shortage of food in this country. Blood and murder on the streets I reckon. This country - and the world in general - basically just has too many people in it, and it's usually pretty obvious at a glance which ones are worth a fuck and which ones are just fucking cunts. Would you perhaps subscribe to Ratty's theory of constructive eugenics if they put you in charge of deciding who fell on which side of the line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: KFC is disgusting and greasy and eaten by our underclass and immigrants. It’s far easier to roast an organic free range chicken and considerably cheaper. Lol. Get stuffed. Fucking hell, I actually had to look up to the sky to see if bombs were falling, as I find myself in complete agreement with you. What is the world coming to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, I actually had to look up to the sky to see if bombs were falling, as I find myself in complete agreement with you. What is the world coming to? Get to know Punkers, as I have, and you will see things in a better light. I had the pleasure of witnessing his prowess with a 5 iron, at Royal Dornoch. It was a charity event, which he won with flair. He went on to consume 3 bottles of Dom Perignon, and the selfless soppy soft sod then raffled off his new Range Rover to help the homeless in Norfolk. He shrugged his shoulder and simply said 'I am a giver Withers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This country - and the world in general - basically just has too many people in it, and it's usually pretty obvious at a glance which ones are worth a fuck and which ones are just fucking cunts. Would you perhaps subscribe to Ratty's theory of constructive eugenics if they put you in charge of deciding who fell on which side of the line? Well the cunts at the head of my imaginary queue have never been deprived of anything in their lives and , up until they lost the referendum , have never had anything to moan about either. Still less have they ever been near a KFC outlet , with the possible exception of a certain overweight Corbynista frontbencher who is not very good at maths. Hope that answers your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 The sort of person that thinks this is newsworthy is the sort that puts "move your fucking van" signs on an ambulance! What a stupid fucking bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Well the cunts at the head of my imaginary queue have never been deprived of anything in their lives and , up until they lost the referendum , have never had anything to moan about either. Still less have they ever been near a KFC outlet , with the possible exception of a certain overweight Corbynista frontbencher who is not very good at maths. Hope that answers your question. The very same Corbynista probably did the KFC stock check and placed the orders. They're good with stuff like numbers and things, or so I've heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Well the cunts at the head of my imaginary queue have never been deprived of anything in their lives and , up until they lost the referendum , have never had anything to moan about either. Still less have they ever been near a KFC outlet , with the possible exception of a certain overweight Corbynista frontbencher who is not very good at maths. Hope that answers your question. I'm fairly sure Ed Miliband would be on everyone's list. I bet he wishes he'd gone to KFC instead of tackling that bacon sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Get to know Punkers, as I have, and you will see things in a better light. I had the pleasure of witnessing his prowess with a 5 iron, at Royal Dornoch. It was a charity event, which he won with flair. He went on to consume 3 bottles of Dom Perignon, and the selfless soppy soft sod then raffled off his new Range Rover to help the homeless in Norfolk. He shrugged his shoulder and simply said 'I am a giver Withers' I think someone has been making illegal additions to you beef stew Scrotes, either that or you are drinking out of date st emilion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Tony Blair, of course, just looks like he's been eating shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This country - and the world in general - basically just has too many people in it, and it's usually pretty obvious at a glance which ones are worth a fuck and which ones are just fucking cunts. Would you perhaps subscribe to Ratty's theory of constructive eugenics if they put you in charge of deciding who fell on which side of the line? Herr ratus has me lined up for minister for eugenics and unnatural population control when his 1000 year reich begins and, just sayin', it's not looking good for you skirt wearing northern savages, even half anglophied and part civilised ones like you. Joking aside, this mass shortage of the chav staple would have been a great opportunity to poison all sources of fried chicken and flog it half price. The thick cunts would be climbing over the corpses when the doors reopened for their bargain bucket, large fries, onion rings and diet coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I think someone has been making illegal additions to you beef stew Scrotes, either that or you are drinking out of date st emilion. Swarm you malingering motherfucker, we thought you'd either been savaged to death by some huge Brumie rat fed on months of uncollected rubbish or were Cyrille Regis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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