Neil Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 She looks like she belongs in a fucking farmyard,one of the last male bastions fall to the feminazis, whatever next? surely there's no such thing as a fucking poof farmer? or any that think they're a cow but really a bull I wished her mum had called her Fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 May I deduce that you WOULDN'T then, Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: May I deduce that you WOULDN'T then, Neil? It'd be a first.......he'd fuck a frog if he could stop it hopping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 I'm not into beastiality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 Separated at birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm not into beastiality I've seen some of the mooses you've had carnal knowledge of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: I've seen some of the mooses you've had carnal knowledge of Just before Albert leaps in, salivating Pavlovially, the plural of "moose" is "moose". Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 Maybe he meant "mice" in a Scottish accent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Maybe he meant "mice" in a Scottish accent? One (totally fucking wrong) school of thought holds that the plural of moose should be meese, like goose and geese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 God forbid there's more than one of the cunts but what's the plural of an albertross then?...albertrees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: She looks like she belongs in a fucking farmyard,one of the last male bastions fall to the feminazis, whatever next? surely there's no such thing as a fucking poof farmer? or any that think they're a cow but really a bull I wished her mum had called her Fanny Would you have a roll in the hay with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It'd be a first.......he'd fuck a frog if he could stop it hopping Juliette Binoche? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Maybe he meant "mice" in a Scottish accent? Get an Avatar Ross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Would you have a roll in the hay with her? I wouldn't have a roll in the cafe with her! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Get an Avatar Ross. Get a real life Apeshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 I think this is a good thing for farmers. Well she would certainly make me want to get up and out of bed at the break of dawn if I woke up next to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Neil said: She looks like she belongs in a fucking farmyard,one of the last male bastions fall to the feminazis, whatever next? I'll tell you whats fucking next. Neil, I think you're the ideal person to support my application to become General Secretary of the Woman's Institute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 She can do no worse than the succession of inbred , obstinate and moronic blokes who have taken office before her. Hopelessly inward looking and unwilling to change farmers have done nothing to get the public on their side. I often wonder why you can drive for miles through the countryside and not see one farm animal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: She can do no worse than the succession of inbred , obstinate and moronic blokes who have taken office before her. Hopelessly inward looking and unwilling to change farmers have done nothing to get the public on their side. I often wonder why you can drive for miles through the countryside and not see one farm animal. Where have all the flying insects gone? Last year I hardly had to clean any off my bike helmet visor or off the Landy after a country spin. Soon there will be no wildlife as the natural food chain is eradicated by farmers due to the pressures put on them by the super markets to drive down costs which are then not passed down to the consumer or back to the farmer but to the shareholders and in the bonuses of the fat cat elite boses. Smash the system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: She can do no worse than the succession of inbred , obstinate and moronic blokes who have taken office before her. Hopelessly inward looking and unwilling to change farmers have done nothing to get the public on their side. I often wonder why you can drive for miles through the countryside and not see one farm animal. That would be the fault of the EU, susidising farmers for growing and doing fuck-all for years on end, corrupt EU, waster cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 I'd go a bundle on Juliette, lovely milf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 9 hours ago, cuntspotter said: She can do no worse than the succession of inbred , obstinate and moronic blokes who have taken office before her. Hopelessly inward looking and unwilling to change farmers have done nothing to get the public on their side. I often wonder why you can drive for miles through the countryside and not see one farm animal. The NFU are a bunch of cunts and no mistake. They essentially tell DEFRA what to do and it's all to the benefit of rich farmers spending tax payers money how they like and to hell with the environment and wildlife. You wont see to many cows this time of year spotto, they're mostly all indoors and you'll hardly see anything apart from a few sheep and pet horse in the eastern arable monoculture- ask decs 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Where have all the flying insects gone? Last year I hardly had to clean any off my bike helmet visor or off the Landy after a country spin. Soon there will be no wildlife as the natural food chain is eradicated by farmers due to the pressures put on them by the super markets to drive down costs which are then not passed down to the consumer or back to the farmer but to the shareholders and in the bonuses of the fat cat elite boses. Smash the system. A recent report from kraut land suggests three quarters of flying insects have been lost in the last 25 years- on nature reserves! So fuck knows what this is in the general countryside. The massive numbers of bugs on summer nights that we all remember from our youth are now a thing of the past and the overwhelming evidence is that intensification of agriculture is to blame. Yet no ones has the power to bring cunts like the NFU to book as they'll just rubbish the dozens of scientific papers they don't agree with and probably get some extra cash from their buddies in government to boot. 4 hours ago, r-soles said: That would be the fault of the EU, susidising farmers for growing and doing fuck-all for years on end, corrupt EU, waster cunts! Correct. Farmers don't actually have to produce any food or services such as not eroding the soil, polluting the water or eradicating every song bird by flailing their hedges to a stump, to currently receive their single farm payment subsidy (money for simply owning land- the more land you've got the money free money you get from the tax payer for doing fuck all) All they need to do to get this bullshite handout is "maintain" the land so it has potential to produce food I.e. Stop trees and scrub developing, drain any wet areas, stop the grass growing to long and preventing soil erosion- basically keep the place open and devoid of wildlife and the money keeps coming. We pay our farmers (about 1% of the population) for environmental destruction. This has to change post Brexit or we'll have about 50 years more harvests until we have to go down the cannibalism road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: This has to change post Brexit or we'll have about 50 years more harvests until we have to go down the cannibalism road. Who are you going to eat first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 10 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Where have all the flying insects gone? Last year I hardly had to clean any off my bike helmet visor or off the Landy after a country spin. Soon there will be no wildlife as the natural food chain is eradicated by farmers due to the pressures put on them by the super markets to drive down costs which are then not passed down to the consumer or back to the farmer but to the shareholders and in the bonuses of the fat cat elite boses. Smash the system. There’s definitely something in this. When I was a kid I remember going to Scotland and, in the countryside, wherever you went you were attacked by these flying bastards the locals called “midgies”. Fuck knows what they were but it was a fucking nightmare, the cunts wouldn’t leave you alone. Now i’ve toured around Scotland 3 times in the last 7 or 8 years and..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 20 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Who are you going to eat first? Margot Robbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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