Guest judgetwi Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 Fuck, finger slipped. ........nothing. So where have all the midgies gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck, finger slipped. ........nothing. So where have all the midgies gone? And the wasps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 40 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: And the wasps? Or the crane flies in the lampshade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 For fucks sake, you wanna be David Bellendbees, it's winter and everything things laying dormant waiting for warmer weather. The only little annoying things that are likely to be flying around are shitty toy helicopters piloted by wankers in Eddie Stobart jackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 27 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: For fucks sake, you wanna be David Bellendbees, it's winter and everything things laying dormant waiting for warmer weather. The only little annoying things that are likely to be flying around are shitty toy helicopters piloted by wankers in Eddie Stobart jackets. Nobody’s talking about the winter Mr. I’m Too Important To Read Anything Properly. We’re talking about the lack of flying bastard insects in the summer. Some cunt is fucking about with the eco system and I wanna know who and why. And what about that Polski Sklep bollocks? What about that then? I know they’re watching me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Who are you going to eat first? Defiantly not you as you're an unmitigated retard who probably has bad AIDS in the tertiary stage. I'd happily practice the slaughtering on you though, muzzie style, by slitting your stupid throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Nobody’s talking about the winter Mr. I’m Too Important To Read Anything Properly. We’re talking about the lack of flying bastard insects in the summer. Some cunt is fucking about with the eco system and I wanna know who and why. And what about that Polski Sklep bollocks? What about that then? I know they’re watching me. The was an article in last week's Lewd Scientist about how scent from flowers in many places is now travelling only a few metres rather than up to a mile and thus the poxy stupid bees and other flying insects are having trouble finding the flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Defiantly not you as you're an unmitigated retard who probably has bad AIDS in the tertiary stage. I'd happily practice the slaughtering on you though, muzzie style, by slitting your stupid throat. It's not my throat that's stupid, it's my brain that doesn't work properly, sending the wrong messages to the wrong body parts. I see you've used the word "practice", is it a noun or a verb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 21 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I see you've used the word "practice", is it a noun or a verb? You are now a member of the fab five for this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You are now a member of the fab five for this one. Thanks Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: It's not my throat that's stupid, it's my brain that doesn't work properly, sending the wrong messages to the wrong body parts. I see you've used the word "practice", is it a noun or a verb? Go straight to the deep fat fryer and drown yourself you McTwat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Go straight to the deep fat fryer and drown yourself you McTwat HASAWA says no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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