Neil Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 Now that he's had his prostate removed does that mean his boyfriend can get another 2" deeper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 You sick cuntbreed Neil, good show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, Neil said: Now that he's had his prostate removed does that mean his boyfriend can get another 2" deeper? I am afraid not Neil.....however he can move 2 inches sideways now that all obstruction has been eliminated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 I’ve a sneaking suspicion that if @Fender777 had made this nom, the word “prostrate” would have appeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 49 minutes ago, Neil said: Now that he's had his prostate removed does that mean his boyfriend can get another 2" deeper? Ask Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 Freddie Mercury had a lucky escape then, he might have caught prostate cancer too with all the spunk he's had shot up his arse. Fortunately he only caught AIDS instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Ape said: I’ve a sneaking suspicion that if @Fender777 had made this nom, the word “prostrate” would have appeared. I'm disappointed that i gave you a like many moons ago, i let myself and humanity down there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Neil said: Now that he's had his prostate removed does that mean his boyfriend can get another 2" deeper? If he'd had his cunt removed, there'd be nothing left of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 Cancer isn’t funny. It’s a fucking horrible death... we all know this. My problem with Mr Fry is that he appears rather condescending and patronising in his desire to acquaint us with issues which we couldn’t possibly understand without his guidance. I accept that he has had a tough time but now he wants to poke it down our throats as if we were unaware of the issue of prostate cancer until the moment he decided to tell us all about it. He has lots of previous for this sort of thing. Bipolar disorder, cocaine, homosexuality. All this desire to share with us poor uneducated rabble also seems a bit unboundaried to me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 18 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Bipolar disorder, cocaine, homosexuality. And now cancer. He hasn't had much luck, has he? Especially the homosexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Cancer isn’t funny. It’s a fucking horrible death... we all know this. My problem with Mr Fry is that he appears rather condescending and patronising in his desire to acquaint us with issues which we couldn’t possibly understand without his guidance. I accept that he has had a tough time but now he wants to poke it down our throats as if we were unaware of the issue of prostate cancer until the moment he decided to tell us all about it. He has lots of previous for this sort of thing. Bipolar disorder, cocaine, homosexuality. All this desire to share with us poor uneducated rabble also seems a bit unboundaried to me. What do you expect from a fucking poof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 22 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: If he'd had his cunt removed, there'd be nothing left of him. he had his cunt removed years ago.....apparently the cunt is doing very well doing a crap doctor series in America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 Whilst he's raising his adopted mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 I saw the twat mincing around Swaffham once, apparently he lived up the road at the time. You're not the biggest gay in Norfolk after all. What do you think of that, Dex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You're not the biggest gay in Norfolk after all. What do you think of that, Dex? I think that you should squat over a mirror and take a look at your own tattered arsehole before making such sweeping statements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) Amazingly at the golf club today I met an Old Uppinghamian who was at Uppingham at the same time as a Stephen Fry....Fry was 17 and expelled from Uppingham some months later. Lol. Edited February 25, 2018 by Mrs Roops Libellous comments removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 13 hours ago, Punkape said: Amazingly at the golf club today I met an Old Uppinghamian who was at Uppingham at the same time as a Stephen Fry......Fry was 17 and expelled from Uppingham some months later. Lol. What an unadulterated pile of fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: What an unadulterated pile of fucking shit. True as its also very unusual for a 13 year old to be a chief prosecutor for the CPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 5 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Bipolar disorder, cocaine, homosexuality. That is one Emerson Lake and Palmer tribute band I never need to see or hear again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 15 hours ago, Punkape said: Amazingly at the golf club today I met an Old Uppinghamian who was at Uppingham at the same time as a Stephen Fry......Fry was 17 and expelled from Uppingham some months later. Lol. Yeah, and the moon is made from blue cheese. Which "golf club"? Which "major" county in the South East? It would be more believable if you said you were the organist at the wedding of Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe, with Freddie Mercury as the best man and Princess Diana as the Matron of Honour officiated by John Paul II yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Turns out that he told the world to deny the press a scoop at his expense. Well..... good for him. I wouldn’t have read the paper anyway... of course , the media are all cunts , except for Health and efficiency magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 23/02/2018 at 4:32 PM, Neil said: Now that he's had his prostate removed does that mean his boyfriend can get another 2" deeper? Fry (and other funny poofters) have done more for Bovril pole dancing than decades of your Jeremy Thorpes and Oscar Wildes. As my Aunty Vi used to say: "Ratty, if we were meant to be fucked by some cunt sneaking up behind us, we'd all be Alsatians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 13 hours ago, Punkape said: Amazingly at the golf club today I met an Old Uppinghamian who was at Uppingham at the same time as a Stephen Fry....Fry was 17 and expelled from Uppingham some months later. Lol. I've removed libellous comments from this post. Incidentally, Fry was expelled from Uppinghamm when he was 15, not 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I've removed libellous comments from this post. Incidentally, Fry was expelled from Uppinghamm when he was 15, not 17. Very interesting. To me that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I've removed libellous comments from this post. You missed the one a few posts back where Albert perpetuated the libel by quoting Punkape. Ban them both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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