Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I would drink the hemlock but I have no olives or ice. I still think that soldered joints are better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: I know nobody gives a fuck, but in my opinion, ITV and Sky breakfast programmes are akin to reading the Daily Star and the Sun. Doesn't one of the presenters 'accidentally' flash her knickers on a regular basis? That must be a draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Yes...that’s right...you’re all fatherless cunts. nonsense, its common knowledge that Punkape has a multitude of Daddies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doesn't one of the presenters 'accidentally' flash her knickers on a regular basis? That must be a draw. Susanna Reid on ITV, then switch over for Sarah-Jane Mee on Sky. Wouldn't even be that bothered if they didn't speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: A young Barry Manilow. Despite resembling an 80s Barry Manilow/Nick Kershaw-hybrid in her youth, Vorders is ageing well, rather like a good bottle of claret. That arse could take more of a pounding than I could ever deliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 41 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Despite resembling an 80s Barry Manilow/Nick Kershaw-hybrid in her youth, Vorders is ageing well, rather like a good bottle of claret. That arse could take more of a pounding than I could ever deliver. And she'll work out your tax as well. What more can you want. But I'm afraid Neil is the go to person on here for opinions on the opposite sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And she'll work out your tax as well. What more can you want. But I'm afraid Neil is the go to person on here for opinions on the opposite sex. True. I hope Vorderman's tolerance of long queues in anticipation of Neil's expertise on the opposite sex proves as effective as her maths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doesn't one of the presenters 'accidentally' flash her knickers on a regular basis? That must be a draw. Which one? Which channel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 9 hours ago, Albert Ross said: I know nobody gives a fuck, but in my opinion, Correct. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 On 27/02/2018 at 10:42 AM, Wolfie said: Despite resembling an 80s Barry Manilow/Nick Kershaw-hybrid in her youth, Vorders is ageing well, rather like a good bottle of claret. That arse could take more of a pounding than I could ever deliver. "I'll have a bowel please Carol" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5456677/Richard-Eden-BBC-Newsnight-presenter-hits-revealing-angles.html Poor Emiliy Maitlis now adding to the BBC whine festival by wishing the camera didn’t linger too long on her expanse of thigh lest we get a flash of gusset. Silly tart. Did she think she was hired for her rapier wit? I imagine her face has had more deposits than Barclays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5456677/Richard-Eden-BBC-Newsnight-presenter-hits-revealing-angles.html Poor Emiliy Maitlis now adding to the BBC whine festival by wishing the camera didn’t linger too long on her expanse of thigh lest we get a flash of gusset. Silly tart. Did she think she was hired for her rapier wit? I imagine her face has had more deposits than Barclays. Indeed, she has even admitted herself that she was a bit of a slag when she was at university. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 20 hours ago, Neil said: "I'll have a bowel please Carol" Hi Carol. I'll have an 'F' from the top please, and now a vowel – sure, 'U' is fine. I think I'll have a 'C' and 'K', and... and another from the bottom. An 'O ' will do nicely. And an 'F', and... yes, another 'F.' And to finish an 'N' and 'E' please, and... um – an 'I' and 'L'. Thanks. xx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 I'd give her one in the dirtbox but I'd be worried about getting any traction on those Pissflaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 28 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I'd give her one in the dirtbox but I'd be worried about getting any traction on those Pissflaps. If she would wear those leggings for a few days then post them to Casa De Wiz....that would be brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If she would wear those leggings for a few days then post them to Casa De Wiz....that would be brilliant! I wouldn't hold out much hope, her cunt appears to be in the process of eating them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn't hold out much hope, her cunt appears to be in the process of eating them. I have to admit, Eric, I adore a lady sporting the toe...gives me the 'orn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have to admit, Eric, I adore a lady sporting the toe...gives me the 'orn. Or David Furnish in Wellingtons.... lol. Fuck off cunt face... lol... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or David Furnish in Wellingtons.... lol. Fuck off cunt face... lol... I would like to ask you a genuine question, Punky...take your time in answering, go tot he loo and wash your face...get the congealed jizz and shit from around from stretched mouth...exactly how many identities have you had here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would like to ask you a genuine question, Punky...take your time in answering, go tot he loo and wash your face...get the congealed jizz and shit from around from stretched mouth...exactly how many identities have you had here? A clue.... I’m part of the Admin team..... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: A clue.... I’m part of the Admin team..... lol. Reported for impersonating Admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported for impersonating Admin. Deal with it possum... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: A clue.... I’m part of the Admin team..... lol. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Deal with it possum... lol. Did you forget something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Did you forget something? Goodnight Everard.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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