scotty Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 On 10/27/2018 at 11:26 PM, Last Cunt Standing said: No, she really wasn’t. And the Osman creature, who surely must have undiagnosed acromegaly, belongs in the fucking zoo not prime time telly. Typo. Surely "primate time"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: A little disorientating for me LCS, but I've seen more attractive men than this cart pull I think we've all seen better looking lowland gorillas than this hulking Geordie beast old ratto. You'd need a fuck off big hole (possibly three merged together?) to bury it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 3 hours ago, scotty said: Typo. Surely "primate time"? It was mildly funny first time round old snotty, but twice is pushing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think we've all seen better looking lowland gorillas than this hulking Geordie beast old ratto. You'd need a fuck off big hole (possibly three merged together?) to bury it. never mind all that shit Stubness, one of our cats, Kickboxer, has just attacked the Christmas tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: never mind all that shit Stubness, one of our cats, Kickboxer, has just attacked the Christmas tree Kristallnacht in the Rathaus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Kristallnacht in the Rathaus. Newton's Third Law in a nutshell CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: It was mildly funny first time round old snotty, but twice is pushing it Three fucking times I tried to edit that stubbs. I don't know why it duplicated in the first place, and I'm fucked if I could alter it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Three fucking times I tried to edit that stubbs. I don't know why it duplicated in the first place, and I'm fucked if I could alter it. You're sooo BTEC Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Kristallnacht in the Rathaus. Who the fuck has a Christmas tree in front of the sofa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck has a Christmas tree in front of the sofa? It's the only place to have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck has a Christmas tree in front of the sofa? erm. You may care to explain to Panza, what a sofa is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/8/2018 at 9:35 PM, ratcum said: never mind all that shit Stubness, one of our cats, Kickboxer, has just attacked the Christmas tree Never mind all the shite in the world ratto; when I assume control of the world I'm making you minister for genocide and holes, 2 jobs easy to combine On 12/8/2018 at 10:42 PM, scotty said: Three fucking times I tried to edit that stubbs. I don't know why it duplicated in the first place, and I'm fucked if I could alter it. Maybe you've had too much exposure to whatever concoction you use to snuff out those old biddies? I'd stick to strangling for a bit or the classic pillow technique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Maybe you've had too much exposure to whatever concoction you use to snuff out those old biddies? I'd stick to strangling for a bit or the classic pillow technique Strangling?? Steady on, I'm not an animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 18 hours ago, scotty said: Strangling?? Steady on, I'm not an animal. The word strangling in the same thread about steel jawed she-beast Steph is unfortunate don't you think Snotty? I'm sure there's a few on this turd of a forum who enjoy the odd strangle wank so hopefully the next time they have a go this creature will pop into their horrible minds as they approach the vinegar strokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 50 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The word strangling in the same thread about steel jawed she-beast Steph is unfortunate don't you think Snotty? I'm sure there's a few on this turd of a forum who enjoy the odd strangle wank so hopefully the next time they have a go this creature will pop into their horrible minds as they approach the vinegar strokes... Could we get frank interested in autoerotic masturbation stubbs? It might speed up the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 6 hours ago, scotty said: Could we get frank interested in autoerotic masturbation stubbs? It might speed up the process. Alas, I fear frank will never die and defiantly not in the drawn out bloody way I'd like. He'll just have to continue being the sites punch bag and provide light entertainment with his weak and pathetic existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 2:44 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck has a Christmas tree in front of the sofa? And it turns out that @Cuntybaws lives in a council house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: And it turns out that @Cuntybaws lives in a council house. You must have clocked him burgling MC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, nocti said: You must have clocked him burgling MC. Not sure .. it might have been Rattys house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, nocti said: You must have clocked him burgling MC. Franks been caught burgling many a time. Turds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Franks been caught burgling many a time. Turds You cunt. The only thing he's ever even tried to nick was a tube of 'Love Hearts' from a corner shop on his way home from Brownies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7244909/BBC-Breakfast-host-Steph-McGovern-expecting-child-girlfriend.html Does anyone know how you get vomit off the ceiling? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 A source said "she was sick recently, just seconds before going on air" That's fucking weird because I get sick just seconds AFTER she appears on my TV screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7244909/BBC-Breakfast-host-Steph-McGovern-expecting-child-girlfriend.html Does anyone know how you get vomit off the ceiling? Let's hope the sperm donor isn't a Dolph Lundgren from Rocky 4 type character as it'll be a struggle to determine who had the dominant genes when the poor little thing emerges from her clam bucket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7244909/BBC-Breakfast-host-Steph-McGovern-expecting-child-girlfriend.html Does anyone know how you get vomit off the ceiling? If Derek & Clive were still around today, they'd have to re-do the "Worst Job in the World" sketch to include "stuffing spermatozoa into Steph's fucking snatch". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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