Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Ben White said: Probably. Plus, it wasn't women as in plural, it was woman as in singular. Catwoman, who, let's face it, was a psychopathic shit-stirrer, so the harsh treatment was fully merited. Code red Jazz, code red. We’ve got a multi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ben White Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 I believe the current slang for this type of behaviour is "thirsty". We saw the photos of her, she wasn't pretty and her personality was proper gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Code red Jazz, code red. We’ve got a multi. Wm. if you wish to summon jazz, you must shite in the form of a hex mark inside a circle of fire, whilst sacrificing a goose hatchling. In a could of smoke, the cunt will just appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Wm. if you wish to summon jazz, you must shite in the form of a hex mark inside a circle of fire, whilst sacrificing a goose hatchling. In a could of smoke, the cunt will just appear. Alternatively, I could just drive a couple of miles up the coast to Hemsby and cave his fucking skull in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Wm. if you wish to summon jazz, you must shite in the form of a hex mark inside a circle of fire, whilst sacrificing a goose hatchling. In a could of smoke, the cunt will just appear. Or you can post a picture of a pedigree dog ruining some exploited Slav from behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Alternatively, I could just drive a couple of miles up the coast to Hemsby and cave his fucking skull in. Not enough sulfuric acid in the world to remove the gory, toxic crusted splatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Or you can post a picture of a pedigree dog ruining some exploited Slav from behind. How long before the inevitable Jib-Jabbing of a Japanese Spitz? The unspeakable horror of Jazz's avatar endlessly entering every furry orifice, furiously thrusting along to the abject warbling of Katy Perry's "Roar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Ben White said: I believe the current slang for this type of behaviour is "thirsty". We saw the photos of her, she wasn't pretty and her personality was proper gash. Things......deteriorated. If that is you Benny...then Hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ben White Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Things......deteriorated. If that is you Benny...then Hi. Hello. Btw, the "thirsty" comment was about ratcum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ben White said: Hello. Btw, the "thirsty" comment was about ratcum. Hello. I haven't got a fucking clue who you are, have you been here before? favourite scene from Carlitos way? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hello. I haven't got a fucking clue who you are, have you been here before? favourite scene from Carlitos way? Benny is an oldie to these parts, Eric. A right proper cunt if my memory hasn't failed me again. The electro therapy went well, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, Ben White said: Hello. Btw, the "thirsty" comment was about ratcum. Forgive me if I come across as belligerent, but the initial impression I've got from your posts thus far is that you're a right spastic fucking cunt. Turn back around on memory lane and start fucking walking away until I can't see you anymore, you utterly boring wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Benny is an oldie to these parts, Eric. A right proper cunt if my memory hasn't failed me again. The electro therapy went well, I think. Glad you're feeling better. I hope nurse Ratched wasn't too harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ben White Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hello. I haven't got a fucking clue who you are, have you been here before? favourite scene from Carlitos way? Yes I have. I don't have a favourite scene. The whole thing is just a bloody perfect masterpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Glad you're feeling better. I hope nurse Ratched wasn't too harsh. I felt the dry fisting included in the treatment was rather uncalled for. The cunt didn't trim her fingernails, and the procedure was completely irrelevant to why I was there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: Forgive me if I come across as belligerent, but the initial impression I've got from your posts thus far is that you're a right spastic fucking cunt. Turn back around on memory lane and start fucking walking away until I can't see you anymore, you utterly boring wanker. Which goes some way to explaining Penelope's habit of periodically launching into bouts of fawning, nostalgic whimsy regarding the cunt, if that other one 'Flinty' turns up, it's going to be 'surf's up' in those NHS incontinence pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I felt the dry fisting included in the treatment was rather uncalled for. The cunt didn't trim her fingernails, and the procedure was completely irrelevant to why I was there! That's Roops for you, she doesn't do it because it's necessary, she does it to see the look on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ben White said: Yes I have. I don't have a favourite scene. The whole thing is just a bloody perfect masterpiece. I have to agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's Roops for you, she doesn't do it because it's necessary, she does it to see the look on your face. It couldn't have been Roops, she has petite hands and fingers. This bint had sausages for digits, Eric. It wasn't a pleasant experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Forgive me if I come across as belligerent, but the initial impression I've got from your posts thus far is that you're a right spastic fucking cunt. Turn back around on memory lane and start fucking walking away until I can't see you anymore, you utterly boring wanker. You really must stop giving a fuck about what other people post and concentrate on sorting your shit out. Mind you, I do confess, I agree that he is a boring fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ben White Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Which goes some way to explaining Penelope's habit of periodically launching into bouts of fawning, nostalgic whimsy regarding the cunt, if that other one 'Flinty' turns up, it's going to be 'surf's up' in those NHS incontinence pants. Don't care for that Pen, never have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Ben White said: Don't care for that Pen, never have done. Nobody cares for her, apart from the care home nurses who are paid to, and Albert, who is a granny porn obsessed little spastic freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Benny's back, if Flinty returns it will be reminiscent of the last scene from "Slap Shot" where the opposing team is introducing an all star line up of homicidal goons returning for the one game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Benny's back, if Flinty returns it will be reminiscent of the last scene from "Slap Shot" where the opposing team is introducing an all star line up of homicidal goons returning for the one game. Flinty comes and goes, but I don't think his heart's in it anymore. Rumour has it he can't even get it up for Rachel Riley deep fakes these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Flinty comes and goes, but I don't think his heart's in it anymore. Rumour has it he can't even get it up for Rachel Riley deep fakes these days. I hope this is not fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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