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His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning,  whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'.  What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who  just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so.

AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother?

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30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning,  whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'.  What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who  just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so.

AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother?

An utterly shit nom, with a reference to my mother. You’re pathetic.

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43 minutes ago, Ape said:

An utterly shit nom, with a reference to my mother. You’re pathetic.

And a reference to my winkle. Dirty fucking French homo. 

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2 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Yeah that’s about the size of his French Horn. Nobody ever plays it though.

Someone does .. a Dutch hunchback.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning,  whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'.  What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who  just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so.

AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother?

Did you have an interpreter?

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Back on track, I have to agree. I get pissed off when we get told by some cunt on the telly how to fucking dress and act in cold weather. The same when it's hot "remember to drink plenty of fluids", no fucking shit! I didn't know I would dehydrate if I don't drink enough fluid, thanks for telling me. And while we're on weather, why do cunts have to send in photos of the field at the back of their house, covered in snow? I know what a field looks like and I know what snow looks like therefore; I know what a fucking field covered in fucking snow looks like. Fuck off with your photos.

Reinhard Hydrich was a cunt 

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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning,  whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'.  What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who  just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so.

AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother?

Reported for abusing Ape’s mother...

Cretin.

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2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Reported for abusing Ape’s mother...

Cretin.

You don't have many redeeming features, Punky, but you can be a bit of an overzealous traffic warden when it comes to the rules. 

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5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Rollo, do you suspect google translate at work?

GG, do you enjoy stirring the pot? If so, Cook might have a job for you.

 

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4 hours ago, judgetwi said:

And a reference to my winkle. Dirty fucking French homo. 

Mine has retreated into my body because of the cold too and appears to be a similar size. As Dr Christian says, "There's no shame, we're all the same" Except Ape.

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8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

 If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so.

 

Agreed. You can’t even kill yourself in mph or wear clothes like a self respecting Englishman so fucking die Frenchie and make it soon. 

 

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8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning,  whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'.  What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who  just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so.

AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother?

I think he's a very competent presenter. So what about his parents' (and his) beliefs and origin? Also Ms Minchin is a very competent presenter and very attractive.

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9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning,  whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'.  What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who  just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so.

AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother?

WOW! He's not there this morning, I wonder after reading your post/nom maybe the BBC have sacked him? The beautiful Louise is presenting, ahhhhhhhhh.

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Do they still have Carol McFuck - her with the enormous rack and the cloyingly twee presenting style - doing the weather?

Forever rabbiting on about 'spits and spots of rain' like a kindergarten teacher with delusions of adequacy.

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3 hours ago, Albert Ross said:

25mm is actually less than one inch.

Thought that it was slightly more .. does this mean that @Witheredscrote is a 9" tall midget?

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6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Agreed. You can’t even kill yourself in mph or wear clothes like a self respecting Englishman so fucking die Frenchie and make it soon. 

 

It's a well known fact that it's impossible to kill yourself using the KPH system. Same with measurements, when was last time you heard of someone being stabbed to death with a 15.27cm kitchen knife? 

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's a well known fact that it's impossible to kill yourself using the KPH system. Same with measurements, when was last time you heard of someone being stabbed to death with a 15.27cm kitchen knife? 

Roll on the day when we at last get rid of all this EU infringements of our imperial system , get back to blue passports , banish driver only buses and trains and make Green Flash the only permissible choice of school PE footwear.

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