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I switched me Bush 9" telly on back in 1969 expecting to watch a circus but what I saw was something completely different :(

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14 minutes ago, Our Lady Penelope said:

I switched me Bush 9" telly on back in 1969 expecting to watch a circus but what I saw was something completely different :(

I saw 9", Bush and 69 expecting filth but what I read was also something completely different 

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16 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Well now switch on your 9” dildo and stop boring the shit out of the rest of us.

That's very rude!

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52 minutes ago, Our Lady Penelope said:

I switched me Bush 9" telly on back in 1969 expecting to watch a circus but what I saw was something completely different :(

Switch it back on, and jump into the bath. The first you’ve had in years, and the last.

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5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Switch it back on, and jump into the bath. The first you’ve had in years, and the last.

Quppy .. do you have cable tv? If so use the cable to throttle yourself. oik!!

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I used to go to a club that had a Monty python fruit machine, as much as I loved everything  python , the one liners as you'd spunked a hundred  nicker on smashing  buttons for 20 minutes really made me want to rip out the barmans spine and see if i could jammy the machines lock with it.

This little story made as much sense as the original nom you old cunt.

 

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1 hour ago, Snowflake said:

I used to go to a club that had a Monty python fruit machine, as much as I loved everything  python , the one liners as you'd spunked a hundred  nicker on smashing  buttons for 20 minutes really made me want to rip out the barmans spine and see if i could jammy the machines lock with it.

This little story made as much sense as the original nom you old cunt.

 

Always wondered what manner of numpty stood in front of one of those things spunking away their benefits. ..I'll sleep better tonight now that I know 

Panzerknacker 

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9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Always wondered what manner of numpty stood in front of one of those things spunking away their benefits. ..I'll sleep better tonight now that I know 

Panzerknacker 

I predict  your nights are slept well while we all take care of you young panzy , how was the beans on toast today?

Snowy.

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Pension Day down Pen's manor. Don't get in her way, whatever you do.

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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Pension Day down Pen's manor. Don't get in her way, whatever you do.

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Paid direct into my account.

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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Pension Day down Pen's manor. Don't get in her way, whatever you do.

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Is she the bloke getting pushed   out the way?

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1 minute ago, Our Lady Penelope said:

Paid direct into my account.

Ssh, just play along with the fiction. It was you that mentioned 1969, they didn't have "online" in those days.

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Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Ssh, just play along with the fiction. It was you that mentioned 1969, they didn't have "online" in those days.

Oh yes they did .. George from number 7 went online .. they were picking bits of him up for two weeks afterwards.

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3 minutes ago, Our Lady Penelope said:

Oh yes they did .. George from number 7 went online .. they were picking bits of him up for two weeks afterwards.

The only online you did them  days pen was someone getting there cock stuck  on the line of your tampon, rancid old cunt.

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25 minutes ago, Snowflake said:

The only online you did them  days pen was someone getting there cock stuck  on the line of your tampon, rancid old cunt.

:P:P:P:P

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39 minutes ago, Snowflake said:

The only online you did them  days pen was someone getting there cock stuck  on the line of your tampon, rancid old cunt.

As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular?

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16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular?

No interest at all think of ann summers parties while you  all gall and laugh over a black mamba or a a double  headed dildo same  thing .As far as time of the month means we can't have sex simples but don't  quote me on this.

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20 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular?

I'm certainly not. To be frank, the whole filthy business fucking disgusts me.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular?

I wouldn't call it an obsession.  As it relates to the corner, it possess a certain a shock value, almost guaranteed to earn one a cunt response.  In terms of every day life, those of us with a wife or girlfriend, it's a fact of life that must be accepted and sorted ever 28 days or so  

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular?

Because it doesn't happen to us. Also where the little mousey goes is what small minded men snigger at. Little boys all of them.

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20 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Because it doesn't happen to us. Also where the little mousey goes is what small minded men snigger at. Little boys all of them.

Indeed, I've always found male attitudes to menstruation sorts out the men from the boys...

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(I had to apply the censor's black marker pen in order for the pic to conform to site's rules.)

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4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Indeed, I've always found male attitudes to menstruation sorts out the men from the boys...

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(I had to apply the censor's black marker pen in order for the pic to conform to sites rules.)

Jesus fucking Christ.

Reported.

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