Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 I switched me Bush 9" telly on back in 1969 expecting to watch a circus but what I saw was something completely different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Well now switch on your 9” dildo and stop boring the shit out of the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, Our Lady Penelope said: I switched me Bush 9" telly on back in 1969 expecting to watch a circus but what I saw was something completely different I saw 9", Bush and 69 expecting filth but what I read was also something completely different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Well now switch on your 9” dildo and stop boring the shit out of the rest of us. That's very rude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 52 minutes ago, Our Lady Penelope said: I switched me Bush 9" telly on back in 1969 expecting to watch a circus but what I saw was something completely different Switch it back on, and jump into the bath. The first you’ve had in years, and the last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Switch it back on, and jump into the bath. The first you’ve had in years, and the last. Quppy .. do you have cable tv? If so use the cable to throttle yourself. oik!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 I used to go to a club that had a Monty python fruit machine, as much as I loved everything python , the one liners as you'd spunked a hundred nicker on smashing buttons for 20 minutes really made me want to rip out the barmans spine and see if i could jammy the machines lock with it. This little story made as much sense as the original nom you old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PANZER MURPHY Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Snowflake said: I used to go to a club that had a Monty python fruit machine, as much as I loved everything python , the one liners as you'd spunked a hundred nicker on smashing buttons for 20 minutes really made me want to rip out the barmans spine and see if i could jammy the machines lock with it. This little story made as much sense as the original nom you old cunt. Always wondered what manner of numpty stood in front of one of those things spunking away their benefits. ..I'll sleep better tonight now that I know Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Always wondered what manner of numpty stood in front of one of those things spunking away their benefits. ..I'll sleep better tonight now that I know Panzerknacker I predict your nights are slept well while we all take care of you young panzy , how was the beans on toast today? Snowy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Pension Day down Pen's manor. Don't get in her way, whatever you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pension Day down Pen's manor. Don't get in her way, whatever you do. Paid direct into my account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pension Day down Pen's manor. Don't get in her way, whatever you do. Is she the bloke getting pushed out the way? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Paid direct into my account. Ssh, just play along with the fiction. It was you that mentioned 1969, they didn't have "online" in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Ssh, just play along with the fiction. It was you that mentioned 1969, they didn't have "online" in those days. Oh yes they did .. George from number 7 went online .. they were picking bits of him up for two weeks afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Oh yes they did .. George from number 7 went online .. they were picking bits of him up for two weeks afterwards. The only online you did them days pen was someone getting there cock stuck on the line of your tampon, rancid old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 25 minutes ago, Snowflake said: The only online you did them days pen was someone getting there cock stuck on the line of your tampon, rancid old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 39 minutes ago, Snowflake said: The only online you did them days pen was someone getting there cock stuck on the line of your tampon, rancid old cunt. As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular? No interest at all think of ann summers parties while you all gall and laugh over a black mamba or a a double headed dildo same thing .As far as time of the month means we can't have sex simples but don't quote me on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 20 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular? I'm certainly not. To be frank, the whole filthy business fucking disgusts me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular? I wouldn't call it an obsession. As it relates to the corner, it possess a certain a shock value, almost guaranteed to earn one a cunt response. In terms of every day life, those of us with a wife or girlfriend, it's a fact of life that must be accepted and sorted ever 28 days or so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: As a matter of interest, why are some guys obsessed with Aunt Irma's visits in general and tampons in particular? Because it doesn't happen to us. Also where the little mousey goes is what small minded men snigger at. Little boys all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 20 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Because it doesn't happen to us. Also where the little mousey goes is what small minded men snigger at. Little boys all of them. Indeed, I've always found male attitudes to menstruation sorts out the men from the boys... (I had to apply the censor's black marker pen in order for the pic to conform to site's rules.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, I've always found male attitudes to menstruation sorts out the men from the boys... (I had to apply the censor's black marker pen in order for the pic to conform to sites rules.) Jesus fucking Christ. Reported. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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