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Just spoke to the new couple next door.   Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains.

i already have them down as being massive Cunts !

 

i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors.

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3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Just spoke to the new couple next door.   Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains.

i already have them down as being massive Cunts !

 

i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors.

6 grand? Unless they have cinema screen sized windows they're utter cunts.

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8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Just spoke to the new couple next door.   Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains.

i already have them down as being massive Cunts !

 

i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors.

That's fine for you but poor punkape is going to be made homeless

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-43370891

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9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Just spoke to the new couple next door.  Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains.

How do you know if someone's got a new iPhone?

Because they'll fucking tell you!

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I went to the doctors and said that I felt like a pair of curtains. He said "Fuck off you dozy bint. Come back here quoting Dr Dr jokes and I'll hang you from the nearest lamppost". 

Was that before or after you went to the doctors complaining that your curtains felt like an overused marigold?

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23 hours ago, Ape said:

This is, even by your appalling standards, a pile of utter shit..

I know ... iam a bit rusty.  Too much time in the cooler.    Did I say my new neighbors are from Somalia.   Does that improve the nom?

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Guest Bill Stickers
On 12/03/2018 at 3:28 AM, Monumental cunt said:

Just spoke to the new couple next door.   Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains.

i already have them down as being massive Cunts !

 

i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors.

I’m surprised anyone in your sheltered accommodation complex is allowed to make changes to their fixtures. Report them to the warden you grassing little cunt. 

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Guest Lady Penelope
19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I borrowed  a DIY surgery book from the library today. Got it home only to find the person before me had taken the appendix out. 

Ithangyow 

I might use this one myself 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
On 3/11/2018 at 11:28 PM, Monumental cunt said:

Just spoke to the new couple next door.   Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains.

i already have them down as being massive Cunts !

 

i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors.

Do either of them have matching cuffs?  If they cannot colour coordinate, they're definitely weapons grade cun ts. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
9 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I’m surprised anyone in your sheltered accommodation complex is allowed to make changes to their fixtures. Report them to the warden you grassing little cunt. 

I have a funny idea. Are you listening ?

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Do either of them have matching cuffs?  If they cannot colour coordinate, they're definitely weapons grade cun ts. 

 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
On 12/03/2018 at 3:28 AM, Monumental cunt said:

Just spoke to the new couple next door.   Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains.

i already have them down as being massive Cunts !

 

i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors.

I think you're talking (typing) absolute bollocks.

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