Guest N/A Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 Just spoke to the new couple next door. Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains. i already have them down as being massive Cunts ! i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 This is, even by your appalling standards, a pile of utter shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Just spoke to the new couple next door. Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains. i already have them down as being massive Cunts ! i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors. 6 grand? Unless they have cinema screen sized windows they're utter cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Just spoke to the new couple next door. Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains. i already have them down as being massive Cunts ! i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors. That's fine for you but poor punkape is going to be made homeless http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-43370891 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's fine for you but poor punkape is going to be made homeless http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-43370891 It's curtains for him, then. I'll get me pelmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: It's curtains for him, then. I'll get me pelmet. Fuck off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Just spoke to the new couple next door. Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains. How do you know if someone's got a new iPhone? Because they'll fucking tell you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 An address please, i feel like making some extra money as a sideline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 I went to the doctors and said that I felt like a pair of curtains. He said "Fuck off you dozy bint. Come back here quoting Dr Dr jokes and I'll hang you from the nearest lamppost". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went to the doctors and said that I felt like a pair of curtains. He said "Fuck off you dozy bint. Come back here quoting Dr Dr jokes and I'll hang you from the nearest lamppost". Was that before or after you went to the doctors complaining that your curtains felt like an overused marigold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 I'd pay 6 grand to suck on Mila Kunis' curtains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Was that before or after you went to the doctors complaining that your curtains felt like an overused marigold? I borrowed a DIY surgery book from the library today. Got it home only to find the person before me had taken the appendix out. Ithangyow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: I'd pay 6 grand to suck on Mila Kunis' curtains Really? She's rough as a badgers arse and has fired out some kids through those curtains so it's haddock sluicing all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 23 hours ago, Ape said: This is, even by your appalling standards, a pile of utter shit.. I know ... iam a bit rusty. Too much time in the cooler. Did I say my new neighbors are from Somalia. Does that improve the nom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: I know ... iam a bit rusty. Too much time in the cooler. I think that everyone would agree that it's got more to do with the fact that you're thick as fuck. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I think that everyone would agree that it's got more to do with the fact that you're thick as fuck. Idiot. I’d go as far as to say it’s got everything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 12/03/2018 at 3:28 AM, Monumental cunt said: Just spoke to the new couple next door. Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains. i already have them down as being massive Cunts ! i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors. I’m surprised anyone in your sheltered accommodation complex is allowed to make changes to their fixtures. Report them to the warden you grassing little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 It's actually £6 for a grand curtain if you read the nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I borrowed a DIY surgery book from the library today. Got it home only to find the person before me had taken the appendix out. Ithangyow I might use this one myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 58 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: I might use this one myself You shouldn't as this might happen to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You shouldn't as this might happen to you Used it twice already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 3/11/2018 at 11:28 PM, Monumental cunt said: Just spoke to the new couple next door. Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains. i already have them down as being massive Cunts ! i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors. Do either of them have matching cuffs? If they cannot colour coordinate, they're definitely weapons grade cun ts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 9 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I’m surprised anyone in your sheltered accommodation complex is allowed to make changes to their fixtures. Report them to the warden you grassing little cunt. I have a funny idea. Are you listening ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Do either of them have matching cuffs? If they cannot colour coordinate, they're definitely weapons grade cun ts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 12/03/2018 at 3:28 AM, Monumental cunt said: Just spoke to the new couple next door. Couldn’t just do the pleasant small talk, just went straight in with how they have just paid £6000 on curtains. i already have them down as being massive Cunts ! i miss the Hitlers, such good neighbors. I think you're talking (typing) absolute bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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