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Cuntitudical fucknugget

Jamie Carragher

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

That's an understatement when you've currently got half the first XI's fists up your arse.

I hope your self proclaimed anger management issues haven’t manifested themselves before or in front of children.I suspect a working class background has been a difficult handicap for you...

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3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Yes, but a truely great footballer, whose time was before the mass marketed greed and hype and 24/7, 12 months of the year kiss tag bollocks we Brits cannot escape.

I bet you live next door to half the manc footballers?

Jesus fucking christ! You're buying into the Cheshire set fantasy then? His next door neighbours are a herpes ridden 76 year old prositute that's turnng £5 tricks to pay the pittance rent and a junior admin assistant at the local inland revenue office. He has to fight with them to park his 1986 Austin Maestro on the road outside their bedsits every night.

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7 hours ago, White van man said:

Think that's classed as assault of a minor. He's fucked for coaching as well if it goes to court. He talks bollocks on Sky anyhow.

What chance he had of joining a decent golf club is fucked.

lol.

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Just now, DrCunt said:

Jesus fucking christ! You're buying into the Cheshire set fantasy then? His next door nighbours are a herpes ridden 76 year old prositute that's turnng £5 tricks to pay the pittance rent and an junior admin assistant at the local inland revenue office. He has to fight with them to park his 1986 Austin Maestro on the road outside their bedsits every night.

Nissan Almera, dopey cunt

 

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5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Yes, but a truely great footballer, whose time was before the mass marketed greed and hype and 24/7, 12 months of the year kiss tag bollocks we Brits cannot escape.

I bet you live next door to half the manc footballers?

Now advertising fizzy french piss. 

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5 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

We used to have an Austin Molestro with rusty bullet holes in it.

Glory holes more like

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4 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

i thought something like this would be more up your alley... both figuratively and literally.

 

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You had to google it you raging arse butler.

Does your sausaging know no end?

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On 12/03/2018 at 5:39 PM, Punkape said:

The players and staff in football are for the most part utter peasants.

The vast majority of the supporters are fuckwits and plebs and neanderthals.

Whereas a guy who posts with an 'eat shit' avatar is meant to be classy?

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4 minutes ago, King Rollo said:

Whereas a guy who posts with an 'eat shit' avatar is meant to be classy?

Do you have village idiots in your kingdom, Rollo? Punkape would make an excellent one, as long as being a raving faggot isn’t frowned upon.

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1 minute ago, Ape said:

Do you have village idiots in your kingdom, Rollo? Punkape would make an excellent one, as long as being a raving faggot isn’t frowned upon.

Hmmm ... whilst he has all the hallmarks of an utter buffoon, there are limits... Also, after the whole 'mucky Cook' debacle, I want to avoid potential epidemics of venereal disease in the Kingdom...

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that the Mitchell brothers down her top?

 

Phil 's always been a right tit.

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