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Stephen Hawking is no longer talking


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Guest Lady Penelope
6 minutes ago, Punkape said:

No More dribbling into his lap, sounding like a bloody dalek and fantasising about black holes.

Plenty of black holes in Africa...he should have fucked off there...

Exterminate! Exterminate!

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Guest Lady Penelope
6 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

I’m very familiar with the BBC but what have YOU got to say you empty headed dullard?

You need to take lessons off Punker's Fludge.

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1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You forgot to mention, the speech box has other voice options; Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Mason, Hercule Poirot and Janet Street-Porter. 

Ken Dodd (live version).

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1 hour ago, Punkape said:

No More dribbling into his lap, sounding like a bloody dalek and fantasising about black holes.

Plenty of black holes in Africa...he should have fucked off there...

You know all about many of the black holes in Africa. 

You set that one up, you must have.

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 minute ago, White van man said:

Have they checked him right. Maybe his batteries just gone flat.

They did do a reset but could not find the autoexec.bat or Command.com files.

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41 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Fuck, what if they accidentally rebooted him with Punkape.exe?

He's up and running again .. it was hard drive fault .. he's now got one of those solid state drives and the new MAC OS, good for 10 years at least.

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14 minutes ago, ratcum said:

he was so curled up towards the end, I reckon he could be buried in a Dunkin' Donuts box. Good advertising and then there's the Hello magazine gig of course.

 

 

Didn't Minty turn blue towards the end?

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1 hour ago, southerncunt said:

Inspirational human. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a few rungs down the evolutionary ladder. 

Ah, an opinion from our genocidal convict on the attributes of a dribbling space fantasist.

You're probably dressed up as Crocodile Dundee at the moment looking for sailors in Sydney harbour.....

Lol.

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46 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said:

Didn't Minty turn blue towards the end?

That's an actual fucking thing, that is!

Half-sider-Parakeet.jpg

As for Hawking, he was wrong just about as often as he was right. He lost more physics bets than just about every other cunt in the field put together.

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4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's an actual fucking thing, that is!

Half-sider-Parakeet.jpg

As for Hawking, he was wrong just about as often as he was right. He lost more physics bets than just about every other cunt in the field put together.

a gene twisting abomination of the sort that we in the Ratzi Party, will see expunged from the shores of this septic isle

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