Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: think before you post (you don't have to respond to every thread just for the sake of it.....) Indeed. Less is m 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, well, there are limits. FWIW, my observations applies to all punters. If, if we have to slag each other off then can we try to use our imagination and so avoid the tedious "I know you are but what am I?" type of schoolyard squabbling? Also it strikes me that half the problem is angry punters contribute to the problem by feeding the troll. Punters feeding the troll... May I ask, without actually trying to be a cunt in doing so, if punters are feeding a troll (Albert), why doesn't the troll get a cooler reflection period? I'm recycling some classic old lines for a reason...you know me, I am a curious sort of cunt, so I test theories...but if it were any other old timer troll, they'd be languishing away in an isolated cell, reflecting on the error of their ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Yes, you maybe correct. But as I have received a barrage of "drink bleach" "go and kill yourself" and lots more same old unfunny requests, especially from Wizzshit recently I will reply with similar posts. Maybe new rule(s) should be made, similar to "Just a Minute", no repetition or deviation? I'm "a sad fucking nobody with obvious mental retardation" now you have made an unsubstantiated statement which didn't make me chuckle, maybe your juvenile followers are rolling around in the aisles. By the way, what's my upper arm bone to do with it all? RATTLED! Do you honestly believe you're the first to go through it? If you can't stand the heat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 I'm well and truly staying in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 31 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I'm well and truly staying in the kitchen. Turn on the gas for the oven, crawl inside, close the door behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Turn on the gas for the oven, crawl inside, close the door behind you. You're living in the past, natural gas is not poisonous. By the way I have a Baby Belling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: You're living in the past, natural gas is not poisonous. By the way I have a Baby Belling. I was hoping your utter spackiness would strike a match to see the inside! Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was hoping your utter spackiness would strike a match to see the inside! Prick. Totally meaningless drivel, up your game Wizzshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: I'm well and truly staying in the kitchen. Cook will be pleased! She might be able to teach you non-burger-and-fries cuisine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Its how one reacts to the initial onslaught that sets the tone. If you're a good sport and can give as good as you get and be funny with it, you'll succeed- it's not hard. The "drink bleach and die in agony" is a long standing corner greeting and is a good way to weed out the weak cunts- you should take it as a mark of respect. No one likes an irritating turd and a spellin' nazi to boot, so put your pants back on, think before you post (you don't have to respond to every thread just for the sake of it.....) and make me fucking laugh Thank you very much for your advice. I've thought long and hard, so fuck off and stick it up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Cook will be pleased! She might be able to teach you non-burger-and-fries cuisine! It's a metaphor you complete mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It's a metaphor you complete mong. Cook takes her kitchen quite literally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punters feeding the troll... May I ask, without actually trying to be a cunt in doing so, if punters are feeding a troll (Albert), why doesn't the troll get a cooler reflection period? I'm recycling some classic old lines for a reason...you know me, I am a curious sort of cunt, so I test theories...but if it were any other old timer troll, they'd be languishing away in an isolated cell, reflecting on the error of their ways. I'm considering the possibility that Albert is a creation of admin, designed to stir up the natives and create more traffic. It can't logically be a real person, nobody could possibly be that fucking stupid in real life. Well, apart from the type of cunt who gets a job at McDonalds aged 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm considering the possibility that Albert is a creation of admin, designed to stir up the natives and create more traffic. It can't logically be a real person, nobody could possibly be that fucking stupid in real life. Well, apart from the type of cunt who gets a job at McDonalds aged 5. Creation of siblings more likely... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm considering the possibility that Albert is a creation of admin, designed to stir up the natives and create more traffic. It can't logically be a real person, nobody could possibly be that fucking stupid in real life. Well, apart from the type of cunt who gets a job at McDonalds aged 5. I don't believe little ALbert is an admin creation, I am convinced he/she/it has been here before, probably more than once. It may have been invited back, but not a newb, by any means. It's only a matter of time before the complete and total dimwit reveals the past identity(ies), then we'l pick the fucking bones dry and shit out the waste. Time is on our side, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Creation of siblings more likely... Top notch KR! I knew my faith in you was not misplaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I don't believe little ALbert is an admin creation, I am convinced he/she/it has been here before, probably more than once. It may have been invited back, but not a newb, by any means. It's only a matter of time before the complete and total dimwit reveals the past identity(ies), then we'l pick the fucking bones dry and shit out the waste. Time is on our side, mate. I originally suspected Welsh cunt or Back Door Specialist, but I'm not so sure Wiz. I suspect that this may be a new entity, that's discovered a place where it can act the spastic and get away with it. Perhaps we should introduce a selection process whereby a new member has to prove their entertainment value before acceptance. This cunt would already be gone were that the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I originally suspected Welsh cunt or Back Door Specialist, but I'm not so sure Wiz. I suspect that this may be a new entity, that's discovered a place where it can act the spastic and get away with it. Perhaps we should introduce a selection process whereby a new member has to prove their entertainment value before acceptance. This cunt would already be gone were that the case. I am Spartacus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am Spartacus Nappy wearing, dimple chinned cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 On 15/03/2018 at 8:09 AM, Your Lady Penelope said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43410816 No fun here, you dreary dismal fucking urchin cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I originally suspected Welsh cunt or Back Door Specialist, but I'm not so sure Wiz. I suspect that this may be a new entity, that's discovered a place where it can act the spastic and get away with it. Perhaps we should introduce a selection process whereby a new member has to prove their entertainment value before acceptance. This cunt would already be gone were that the case. Anything is possible on the Corner. Back when the place was still rather new, it had two boards one was for more spohisticated and humourous cunting, the other, which was in the current format of threaded topics, was an absolute fucking circus. All sort of unsavoury types turned up and had a go. Albert, I suspect, is one of those former spastics trying to relive past idiocy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: No fun here, you dreary dismal fucking urchin cunt. Quincy you old queen, your book recommendations are as awful as your dress sense. Silly old poofter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Quincy you old queen, your book recommendations are as awful as your dress sense. Silly old poofter... Fuck off, my advice is solid. Have you never thought of improving yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Bang fuckin' bang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 On 17/03/2018 at 12:17 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck off, my advice is solid. Have you never thought of improving yourself? No, I'm perfect, powder monkey. You ever though of going clean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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