Guest N/A Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Gareth,yes Iam one of those cunts who missed a penalty Southgate has just named his squad for the, soon to be banned so what the fuck are we bothering for, World Cup. its just so despirate now all the premier league is overfilled with Carlos Kickaballs. Our squad consists of the followings shite goalkeepers ...bottom three relegation team, shit has been playing for a fight club, previously relegated youngster and a no name. defence.....center backs all utter shite with no champions league experience or currently not even playing. Half decent wing back and a fucking Munich. midfield.... glass ankles, village idiot, assorted fucking relegation fodder and Raheem he’s top of the league. forwards.... He’s one of our own, injured. Vardy non league until 26 !!! Who the fuck remembers Welbeck? iam off to the local B&Q to see if they are stocking any Nerve Agent that I can spread randomly around St. George’s park. I couldn’t survive another thrashing at the hands of a bunch of part time frozen fishermen iam surprised the FA haven’t made a new fucking stupid rule that a bird has to play in the squad. They are fucking everywhere else in football these days. Not that anyone fucking cares a shit about birds football. Gareth Southgate is a cunt. The squad he has picked are all useless cunts. FA are fucking cunts obvs. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 You ignorant fucking wanker. It’s not the World Cup squad it’s the squad for the friendlies against Holland and Italy. Your knowledge of football is at the same level as your knowledge of grammar.......how many times have you been told that a sentence begins with a CAPITAL letter but you still can’t grasp it can you? Fucking thick pissed up cunt. Congratulations on spotting that Southgate is a cunt. Any more statements of the bleeding obvious you care to enlighten us with? Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Football is for irons. There is an obvious cc statement judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Is Bobby Moore in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 They shouldn't bother with players from the premiership, overpaid pooves, select the best young players from lower leagues hungry for the game and give them time to train together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Danny Welblack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 16 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Gareth,yes Iam one of those cunts who missed a penalty Southgate has just named his squad for the, soon to be banned so what the fuck are we bothering for, World Cup. its just so despirate now all the premier league is overfilled with Carlos Kickaballs. Our squad consists of the followings shite goalkeepers ...bottom three relegation team, shit has been playing for a fight club, previously relegated youngster and a no name. defence.....center backs all utter shite with no champions league experience or currently not even playing. Half decent wing back and a fucking Munich. midfield.... glass ankles, village idiot, assorted fucking relegation fodder and Raheem he’s top of the league. forwards.... He’s one of our own, injured. Vardy non league until 26 !!! Who the fuck remembers Welbeck? iam off to the local B&Q to see if they are stocking any Nerve Agent that I can spread randomly around St. George’s park. I couldn’t survive another thrashing at the hands of a bunch of part time frozen fishermen iam surprised the FA haven’t made a new fucking stupid rule that a bird has to play in the squad. They are fucking everywhere else in football these days. Not that anyone fucking cares a shit about birds football. Gareth Southgate is a cunt. The squad he has picked are all useless cunts. FA are fucking cunts obvs. . MC used to love football and foreign beer. Bottle of Becks everytime Beckham scored, can of Skol everytime Scholes scored. It all went sour for him when Seaman saved the penalty v Scotland and he had to be escorted out of Wembley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 40 minutes ago, White van man said: MC used to love football and foreign beer. Bottle of Becks everytime Beckham scored, can of Skol everytime Scholes scored. It all went sour for him when Seaman saved the penalty v Scotland and he had to be escorted out of Wembley. Only down the road, to the nearest gay club, to make good on his celebrations in the gents toilet, jizz gargling cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, r-soles said: Only down the road, to the nearest gay club, to make good on his celebrations in the gents toilet, jizz gargling cunt! You must have the distinction of being the only two punters on CC who've met each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, White van man said: MC used to love football and foreign beer. Bottle of Becks everytime Beckham scored, can of Skol everytime Scholes scored. It all went sour for him when Seaman saved the penalty v Scotland and he had to be escorted out of Wembley. Outta like for this shit! Edited March 16, 2018 by Stubby Pecker See Bertie, it's not hard to deliver a funny cunting rather than be a boring gaylord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You must have the distinction of being the only two punters on CC who've met each other. That must be a novelty for you Woofers, two (alleged) humans drinking together, rather than you and your canine lover with your snouts in the dog bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/16/2018 at 6:06 PM, White van man said: MC used to love football and foreign beer. Bottle of Becks everytime Beckham scored, can of Skol everytime Scholes scored. It all went sour for him when Seaman saved the penalty v Scotland and he had to be escorted out of Wembley. Nah.....I was saved by Stefan kuntz scoring that goal for Germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/16/2018 at 5:01 PM, Decimus said: Danny Welblack. Casually rascist.......but enjoyable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/16/2018 at 6:42 AM, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: They shouldn't bother with players from the premiership, overpaid pooves, select the best young players from lower leagues hungry for the game and give them time to train together. Young players in the 1980s were hungry for cock rather than football. That’s why we haven’t won in over 50 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/16/2018 at 3:09 AM, judgetwi said: You ignorant fucking wanker. It’s not the World Cup squad it’s the squad for the friendlies against Holland and Italy. Your knowledge of football is at the same level as your knowledge of grammar.......how many times have you been told that a sentence begins with a CAPITAL letter but you still can’t grasp it can you? Fucking thick pissed up cunt. Congratulations on spotting that Southgate is a cunt. Any more statements of the bleeding obvious you care to enlighten us with? Prick. Yes...... it’s is the friendlies squad, but if you ain’t in da squad ya ain’t going to Russia me figures blood. Bare truf in it. I swear no lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 Danny Blanchflower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Young players in the 1980s were hungry for cock rather than football. That’s why we haven’t won in over 50 years. We won the world cup? Christ I didn't know that! I mean it's hardly ever mentioned when international football is on. Next you'll be telling me two piss poor, unfunny cunts recorded a song about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 When people say “we” they don’t mean thieving fucking pikeys. Well, not since Frank Worthington packed it in anyway. One for the teenagers there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 24 minutes ago, judgetwi said: When people say “we” they don’t mean thieving fucking pikeys. Well, not since Frank Worthington packed it in anyway. One for the teenagers there. Derek Hales and Mike Flanagan. My uncle bought a horse from Robin Friday after a days ratting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Derek Hales and Mike Flanagan. My uncle bought a horse from Robin Friday after a days ratting. Fuck me, Killer and Flash......that takes me back. I was there the night they got sent off for chinning each other. That doesn’t happen every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 16/03/2018 at 6:41 AM, Neil said: Is Bobby Moore in it? He would do better than any of the cunts picked. Even in his current form. a rotten cancer riddled corpse in a box. At least he would defend the box well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 19/03/2018 at 12:48 PM, judgetwi said: When people say “we” they don’t mean thieving fucking pikeys. Well, not since Frank Worthington packed it in anyway. One for the teenagers there. They are scrambling for google on that one. Factless uneducated cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 19/03/2018 at 4:24 PM, judgetwi said: Fuck me, Killer and Flash......that takes me back. I was there the night they got sent off for chinning each other. That doesn’t happen every day. Was it something to do with Flanagan calling Hales a one bollocked cunt? I was a bit young to remember Hales and my days of attending Charlton games unfortunately began at Selhurst, while the valley was derelict. I saw him play a couple of charity matches when he was in his 50s, and he was still outpacing 25 yr old professionals. Fearsome cunt. Him and Robin Friday would've kicked fuck out every pampered fairy in the premiership in one sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was it something to do with Flanagan calling Hales a one bollocked cunt? I was a bit young to remember Hales and my days of attending Charlton games unfortunately began at Selhurst, while the valley was derelict. I saw him play a couple of charity matches when he was in his 50s, and he was still outpacing 25 yr old professionals. Fearsome cunt. Him and Robin Friday would've kicked fuck out every pampered fairy in the premiership in one sitting. Fuck me, you’re an Addick!! I went to every game at Shithouse and Upton Park. I remember being in a crowd at Shithouse of less than 3000, league cup Bradford City. You could hear the players shouting at each other and calling each other cunts. Dark days but happy days compared to the current Belgian regime. That fucking old cunt has to go. At the time the rumour was that Killer was fucking Flanagan’s wife but that’s bollocks . They just didn’t like each other, it happens. Yeah Killer was a mental violent cunt, the kind of cunt we desperately need today, but don’t believe everything you hear about him. A frequent refrain from the terraces was “ Oi ‘Alesy.....did you pay to watch this facking game or wot you cant”. You’re my friend now Eric. Your enemy is my enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, you’re an Addick!! I went to every game at Shithouse and Upton Park. I remember being in a crowd at Shithouse of less than 3000, league cup Bradford City. You could hear the players shouting at each other and calling each other cunts. Dark days but happy days compared to the current Belgian regime. That fucking old cunt has to go. At the time the rumour was that Killer was fucking Flanagan’s wife but that’s bollocks . They just didn’t like each other, it happens. Yeah Killer was a mental violent cunt, the kind of cunt we desperately need today, but don’t believe everything you hear about him. A frequent refrain from the terraces was “ Oi ‘Alesy.....did you pay to watch this facking game or wot you cant”. Your my friend now Eric. Your enemy is my enemy. When I first started going, Mark Aizlewood was captain, Mark Stuart was a flash cunt and Nicky Johns was in goal, soon to be replaced by Bob Bolder. Jim Melrose was the star of the show and Palace were despised. Always stood in the Arthur Wait terrace, the good old days before all seater and ridiculous prices. My season ticket for 1987 cost £60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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