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Happy saint paddys day


PANZER MURPHY

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22 minutes ago, scotty said:

It's that special day where we get to wear fucking stupid hats, dress in green, and get pissed on Guinness before passing out in a pool of vomit.

Or as the irish call it, "Saturday".

That'll be the plastic paddies. The ones who discovered a great great great grandfather who left Ireland back in 1790, and declare themselves to be Irish and are here for the "craic". 

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12 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Top of the morning to ya jewdy baby..ya have a sprig of green on ya atall? 

Panzerknacker 

Actually i’m wearing my green hoodie , with the hood up, and freezing my fucking bollocks off.

Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

I blame the Russians.

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6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That'll be the plastic paddies. The ones who discovered a great great great grandfather who left Ireland back in 1790, and declare themselves to be Irish and are here for the "craic". 

We're not fussy gyppo baby...I'm sure there's been a bit of irish in ya  somewhere along the line ...

Panzerknacker 

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11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's a family of middle class cunts who live opposite me who are palace fans. They all troop out, bundled up in bobble hats and scarves, on match days. They look like the OXO family. 

Wankers

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13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's a family of middle class cunts who live opposite me who are palace fans. They all troop out, bundled up in bobble hats and scarves, on match days. They look like the OXO family. 

There's no other way to put this, what utter cunts.

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28 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Wellike. . somtimes these things happen without too much thought going into it

Panzerknacker 

My father is from Boyle and my mother is from Tralee.

Comparatively speaking, Norfolk is a hotbed of metropolitan sophistication.

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1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

The Guards are ours Pansy, nothing to do with your EU paradise and your blue flag with the poxy little stars on it.

What’s the big treat this year?.......sardines on toast and a can of Guinness?

Enjoy

Funnily enough the flag of the Enclave from the fallout games looks suspiciously like the EU flag, the Enclave are a remnant of the american government, shady as fuck and basically evil. Not saying the EU is like that just saying the flag looks similar. Art imitating life?

 

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31 minutes ago, Decimus said:

My father is from Boyle and my mother is from Tralee.

Comparatively speaking, Norfolk is a hotbed of metropolitan sophistication.

Obviously. With Steven Fry and Delia Smith among the inhabitants, who could doubt Norfolk's cultural significance? 

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23 minutes ago, scotty said:

Obviously. With Steven Fry and Delia Smith among the inhabitants, who could doubt Norfolk's cultural significance? 

my brother in law hales from Norfolk Grotty. Needless to say we never hear anything the daft cunt's saying.

I'm the new Den Kodd

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

My father is from Boyle and my mother is from Tralee.

Comparatively speaking, Norfolk is a hotbed of metropolitan sophistication.

Oi Deco!

Our chimney sweep has a van and presumably a dick as well, but so far no sign of a dyke.

I'm the new Ned Ddok

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
18 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said:

Well-next-the-sea is further North than Crewe .. I hope that helps.

So is Sandbach.   

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