Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, King Rollo said: It's not just the actual output, which in itself is straitjacket material, but the sheer volume. Batshit crazy! I've read some odd things from a few years ago involving Jazz. A very paranoid individual. For those who were here at the time, can anyone shed some light on why he thought someone from CC hacked his business accounts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I've read some odd things from a few years ago involving Jazz. A very paranoid individual. For those who were here at the time, can anyone shed some light on why he thought someone from CC hacked his business accounts? Ask the autmaster general Mr Cuntybaws. He sees all, knows something and tells all (sometimes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Ask the autmaster general Mr Cuntybaws. He sees all, knows something and tells all (sometimes). I've still got a copy of his post about Frank which began, "I am sure that 1 or 2 may agree that apart from a paedo there is no greater cunt than a spineless grass." and which went on to describe his mother in fairly uncomplimentary terms, the kindest of which was as a "dog-faced whore". Sadly, I've lost the link to my Jib Jab, a rather disturbing vision of Zal prancing about in the Britney Spears "One More Time" video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've still got a copy of his post about Frank which began, "I am sure that 1 or 2 may agree that apart from a paedo there is no greater cunt than a spineless grass." and which went on to describe his mother in fairly uncomplimentary terms, the kindest of which was as a "dog-faced whore". Sadly, I've lost the link to my Jib Jab, a rather disturbing vision of Zal prancing about in the Britney Spears "One More Time" video. That was quick you were not logged in! I remember you and I disagreeing on my thinking the dog faced bit was harsh but fair. It was only in the spirit of cunts corner. Perhaps the whore bit was a bit strong and it was at a family member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I've read some odd things from a few years ago involving Jazz. A very paranoid individual. For those who were here at the time, can anyone shed some light on why he thought someone from CC hacked his business accounts? Rothers's had a similar paranoia regarding Drew Peacock lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 11 hours ago, King Rollo said: It's not just the actual output, which in itself is straitjacket material, but the sheer volume. Batshit crazy! That was definitely jazz's main problem. He could be very, very funny in patches, but he posted all the fucking time. I don't recall anyone coming close to him for sheer number of posts. Of course, his paranoia bordering on clinical insanity was a bit of a glitch as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 40 minutes ago, scotty said: That was definitely jazz's main problem. He could be very, very funny in patches, but he posted all the fucking time. I don't recall anyone coming close to him for sheer number of posts. Of course, his paranoia bordering on clinical insanity was a bit of a glitch as well. What happened to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 2 hours ago, King Rollo said: What happened to him? I have no idea. Just disappeared one day, unless he posts under a different name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 14 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I've read some odd things from a few years ago involving Jazz. A very paranoid individual. For those who were here at the time, can anyone shed some light on why he thought someone from CC hacked his business accounts? It was attention seeking bollocks. What you have to bear in mind, and this isnt easy for most on here to understand, is that he was completely unhinged. I genuinely believe he had mental health issues. You only had to mention "multi" and he could melt down within a couple of hours. Aside from having major problems with just about eveyone on CC, the idiot seemed to enjoy slagging off his online customers here, following which he proceeded to paint directions using fucking great fluorescent arrows that led directly to his front door. Safe to say he wasn't the sharpest knife in the box. I still contend that Cuntwad was far, far worse though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 35 minutes ago, scotty said: I have no idea. Just disappeared one day, unless he posts under a different name. He is living in Suffolk in a place too rural for decent internet. He may return as eavens but he may retire that name like he did jazz before it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: He is living in Suffolk in a place too rural for decent internet. He may return as eavens but he may retire that name like he did jazz before it. I'm not convinced by that argument. I live in a swamp on the Norfolk/Suffolk border (so it's lucky I have webbed feet) and I have fibre. Didn't realise the deranged fucker had moved out this way. I may start wearing a stab-proof jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Another week goes by and I'm still better than everyone on here and the whole world in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: He is living in Suffolk in a place too rural for decent internet. That's not strictly true. I know he has a working webcam on his laptop because I'm looking at his living room now. I wish he wasn't masturbating. Again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: I'm not convinced by that argument. I live in a swamp on the Norfolk/Suffolk border (so it's lucky I have webbed feet) and I have fibre. Didn't realise the deranged fucker had moved out this way. I may start wearing a stab-proof jacket. I speak to him on the telephone and I actually do know where he lives as I post erm "stuff" to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's not strictly true. I know he has a working webcam on his laptop because I'm looking at his living room now. I wish he wasn't masturbating. Again. He never stops, like Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: I'm not convinced by that argument. I live in a swamp on the Norfolk/Suffolk border (so it's lucky I have webbed feet) and I have fibre. Didn't realise the deranged fucker had moved out this way. I may start wearing a stab-proof jacket. It is more to do with the people that run the asylum he is incarcerated in blocking his access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's not strictly true. I know he has a working webcam on his laptop because I'm looking at his living room now. I wish he wasn't masturbating. Again. He's also just trimmed his toenails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 37 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: It is more to do with the people that run the asylum he is incarcerated in blocking his access. Jazz can be a clever cunt when he needs. He has often outwitted his carers at the asylum to gain access to their computers. He's a nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 44 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I speak to him on the telephone and I actually do know where he lives as I post erm "stuff" to him. I hope it's regular doses of lithium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I speak to him on the telephone and I actually do know where he lives as I post erm "stuff" to him. Great to know the mental cunt hasn't kicked the bucket finally. He was without a doubt the craziest fucker ever to post and I loved it when he took a frank and invitably got banned. He really, really pissed off ape and snatch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 5 hours ago, DrCunt said: It was attention seeking bollocks. What you have to bear in mind, and this isnt easy for most on here to understand, is that he was completely unhinged. I genuinely believe he had mental health issues. You only had to mention "multi" and he could melt down within a couple of hours. Aside from having major problems with just about eveyone on CC, the idiot seemed to enjoy slagging off his online customers here, following which he proceeded to paint directions using fucking great fluorescent arrows that led directly to his front door. Safe to say he wasn't the sharpest knife in the box. I still contend that Cuntwad was far, far worse though. A genuinely mentally ill man frequenting CC... I'm assuming he managed to get himself banned (and therefore all posts deleted?) because the only way that I can read anything Jazz wrote was when he was being quoted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Gronda Gronda said: A genuinely mentally ill man frequenting CC... I'm assuming he managed to get himself banned (and therefore all posts deleted?) because the only way that I can read anything Jazz wrote was when he was being quoted. If you look up eavensabove on the member list, his more recent work will probably be there on his profile page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 On 24/03/2018 at 5:52 PM, ratcum said: Another week goes by and I'm still better than everyone on here and the whole world in general Good grief Herr Oberst, with an ego that size your man Adolf would have had you dangling on piano wire. Lucky we live in more enlightened times don’t you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 23 hours ago, judgetwi said: Good grief Herr Oberst, with an ego that size your man Adolf would have had you dangling on piano wire. Lucky we live in more enlightened times don’t you agree? you want me. I can tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 On 24/03/2018 at 1:47 PM, King Rollo said: What happened to him? He became 'eavens above. Still very much alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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