Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 9 hours ago, Albert Ross said: What was the year, the horse, the amount you bet/won? Absolutely non of your fucking business peasant.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 10 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Irish Parents, Scottish Grandparents, and you're giving me shite? I'm surprised you have any energy left to come on here and post shit, after a hard day solving the World's issues at Norfolk Country Council. Where will we put the new dog shite bin in Wroxham? Shall we shut the library in Cromer and sell the building to developers? Fucking burning issues of the day right there. Cunt. Have I ever told you about the roundabout at Postwick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Have I ever told you about the roundabout at Postwick? You know you have... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 Drink driving is never acceptable, and those practicing it deserve to be condemned and ostracised. Unless they're a scouser, then it's someone else's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 23 hours ago, Punkape said: eThere’s nothing wrong with drinking and driving......it’s perfectly legal.The trick is sticking to a sensible limit and not driving when you’re shitfaced. 12 hours ago, Punkape said: In my younger days I wrote off one car on a roundabout on the way back from all night japes.(To be fair the roundabout was completely new and I had no idea it was there). I wrote off another car whilst racing a pal back across country after a great session at the Grand National after backing the winner.I rolled it into ditch......lol. Involvement with the plod was fortunately and carefully avoided. Lol. As a law abiding citizen, I find this all rather low rent, low class, akin to a helot. By your own omission, your psychopathic behaviour would fortunately exclude you from my social gatherings. You would even be ineligible to apply for the role of valet at such events. Bugger off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 11 hours ago, Rev said: Would these bastard snowflakes be quite so forgiving if it was discovered that Jimmy Savile had mental health issues? Indeed, or imagine if he'd been called, Mohammed Saville? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 13 hours ago, Your Lady Penelope said: He's ENGLISH! Irish blood, English heart, black man's cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Irish blood, English heart, black man's cock. That doesn't sound appertising. I just prefer bacon and eggs for my breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, The Beast said: As a law abiding citizen, I find this all rather low rent, low class, akin to a helot. By your own omission, your psychopathic behaviour would fortunately exclude you from my social gatherings. You would even be ineligible to apply for the role of valet at such events. Bugger off. We all have to sow our wild oats.... Drink driving was a more frivolous pursuit in my youth. Many members of my golf club have drink-drive peccadilloes but you wouldn’t get into my club because you’re a pleb. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Absolutely non of your fucking business peasant.... lol. Fuck off. Why just give us half a story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Why just give us half a story? Said the cretin with no avatar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: Said the cretin with no avatar... What’s your problem with me not having an avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 17 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: What’s your problem with me not having an avatar? Shows a lack of ability, effort and general fucktardery. Sums you up really. Small fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 7 hours ago, Albert Ross said: What’s your problem with me not having an avatar? I've made you an avatar of an albatross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 10 hours ago, Punkape said: We all have to sow our wild oats.... Drink driving was a more frivolous pursuit in my youth. Many members of my golf club have drink-drive peccadilloes but you wouldn’t get into my club because you’re a pleb. lol. Indeed, but unlike you, most people don't sow them up the arses of faggots and poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On Tuesday, March 20, 2018 at 8:13 AM, Decimus said: Have I ever told you about the roundabout at Postwick? THE roundabout?? what about the other 8? "That's magic!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On Tuesday, March 20, 2018 at 8:04 PM, White van man said: I've made you an avatar of an albatross. This looks semi intelligent and therefore not really representative of our Bert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 On 19/03/2018 at 1:18 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Show yourself @Roadkill You're responsible by tenuous association with this pissed up Geordie, so your silence speaks volumes I disowned both of these spackers shortly after I joined. I refuse any responsibility for the actions of exiled individuals. I have seen the opportunity that this event offers however and I'm currently in the process of applying as Dec's secondary just so I can get within glassing range of the doughy faced little shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 20/03/2018 at 11:16 AM, Decimus said: Irish blood, English heart, black man's cock. ....and the punchline.... "No, it hasn't got any bigger, but it's already turned black." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 09/04/2018 at 12:15 PM, Roadkill said: I disowned both of these spackers shortly after I joined. I refuse any responsibility for the actions of exiled individuals. I have seen the opportunity that this event offers however and I'm currently in the process of applying as Dec's secondary just so I can get within glassing range of the doughy faced little shite. This could be the only tv show left for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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