Neil Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 For 'Quaint' read outdated,run by some city dwelling cunt,Sunday roast murdering shitholes.Its like going back in time entering these fucking flea pits ,the usual yokel strategically placed at the end of the bar drinking from a pewter tankard that looks like it's been dug up and sporting a beard that has more wildlife in it than the local woods.Ipod plugged into big fuck off Toshiba speakers blaring out 80's fucking tripe,a pool table with less cloth on it than biafran school kid and a dart board bulging with more bristles than the chins in the front row of a Mecca bingo hall.Usually fronted by some cockney fucking knob that thinks he can make money out of the locals who have become an expert in making half a bitter last all fucking day.'Bistro' my fucking arse.Signs on the wall advertising a quiz night that will be attended by one man and his fucking dog,and as for the Sunday carvery,fuck me,I thought my missus couldn't fucking cook but it turns out she could get a job in any of these fucking time machines. Raze the cunts to the ground. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 48 minutes ago, Neil said: For 'Quaint' read outdated,run by some city dwelling cunt,Sunday roast murdering shitholes.Its like going back in time entering these fucking flea pits ,the usual yokel strategically placed at the end of the bar drinking from a pewter tankard that looks like it's been dug up and sporting a beard that has more wildlife in it than the local woods.Ipod plugged into big fuck off Toshiba speakers blaring out 80's fucking tripe,a pool table with less cloth on it than biafran school kid and a dart board bulging with more bristles than the chins in the front row of a Mecca bingo hall.Usually fronted by some cockney fucking knob that thinks he can make money out of the locals who have become an expert in making half a bitter last all fucking day.'Bistro' my fucking arse.Signs on the wall advertising a quiz night that will be attended by one man and his fucking dog,and as for the Sunday carvery,fuck me,I thought my missus couldn't fucking cook but it turns out she could get a job in any of these fucking time machines. Raze the cunts to the ground. Try some research on the good pub guide.......No actually don’t bother.....You might turn up in one of my favourite Cheshire pubs. Why don’t you go to a pub in the Gorbals in Glasgow instead with a St George’s flag and tell all the locals they have AIDS.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Why don’t you go to a pub in the Gorbals in Glasgow instead with a St George’s flag and tell all the locals they have AIDS.... lol. What a fucking ridiculous suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 What happened to The Poachers in Church Minshull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Neil said: For 'Quaint' read outdated,run by some city dwelling cunt,Sunday roast murdering shitholes.Its like going back in time entering these fucking flea pits ,the usual yokel strategically placed at the end of the bar drinking from a pewter tankard that looks like it's been dug up and sporting a beard that has more wildlife in it than the local woods.Ipod plugged into big fuck off Toshiba speakers blaring out 80's fucking tripe,a pool table with less cloth on it than biafran school kid and a dart board bulging with more bristles than the chins in the front row of a Mecca bingo hall.Usually fronted by some cockney fucking knob that thinks he can make money out of the locals who have become an expert in making half a bitter last all fucking day.'Bistro' my fucking arse.Signs on the wall advertising a quiz night that will be attended by one man and his fucking dog,and as for the Sunday carvery,fuck me,I thought my missus couldn't fucking cook but it turns out she could get a job in any of these fucking time machines. Raze the cunts to the ground. Great places to take the kids if you are tiring of them breathing. The play area usually consists of a fibre glass tree, the interior of which is full of broken Hooch bottles from the 90's and AIDS infected used condoms. If the kids manage to avoid slashing a major artery and contracting a fatal disease, you can always bank on them being abducted by the ever-present village nonce who can reliably be found furiously masturbating into a pack of pork scratchings in an adjoining hedgerow. #Maddieisdead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 32 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: What happened to The Poachers in Church Minshull? The regulars all died of boredom after you paid a visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Great places to take the kids if you are tiring of them breathing. The play area usually consists of a fibre glass tree, the interior of which is full of broken Hooch bottles from the 90's and AIDS infected used condoms. If the kids manage to avoid slashing a major artery and contracting a fatal disease, you can always bank on them being abducted by the ever-present village nonce who can reliably be found furiously masturbating into a pack of pork scratchings in an adjoining hedgerow. #Maddieisdead. I have grim memories of what used to be known as 'family rooms' which were a feature of every pub in the 70s/80s. They consisted of peeling wallpaper and broken wooden furniture, a 20 year old fruit machine, a jigsaw puzzle with 5 missing pieces and a colouring book with all the pages ripped out. It was a joy to go to the bog and fuck about with the electric hand dryers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Why don’t you go to a pub in the Gorbals in Glasgow instead with a St George’s flag and tell all the locals they have AIDS.... Oh.......... You don't wear a green scarf in Brigton, Or a blue scarf in Cumberland Street, Unless you're a heavyweight champion, Or hell of a fast on your feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Try some research on the good pub guide.......No actually don’t bother.....You might turn up in one of my favourite Cheshire pubs. Why don’t you go to a pub in the Gorbals in Glasgow instead with a St George’s flag and tell all the locals they have AIDS.... lol. They do have AIDS. AIDS snd cancer. And high cholesterol. And acne. The ugly dirty rat loving cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh.......... You don't wear a green scarf in Brigton, Or a blue scarf in Cumberland Street, Unless you're a heavyweight champion, Or hell of a fast on your feet. Why don’t you wear a green scarf in Brighton? Is that some sort of bent signal to get turned into some sort of human windsock ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have grim memories of what used to be known as 'family rooms' which were a feature of every pub in the 70s/80s. They consisted of peeling wallpaper and broken wooden furniture, a 20 year old fruit machine, a jigsaw puzzle with 5 missing pieces and a colouring book with all the pages ripped out. It was a joy to go to the bog and fuck about with the electric hand dryers. What did these “hand driers” look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Great places to take the kids if you are tiring of them breathing. The play area usually consists of a fibre glass tree, the interior of which is full of broken Hooch bottles from the 90's and AIDS infected used condoms. If the kids manage to avoid slashing a major artery and contracting a fatal disease, you can always bank on them being abducted by the ever-present village nonce who can reliably be found furiously masturbating into a pack of pork scratchings in an adjoining hedgerow. #Maddieisdead. Sorry, but I was never taken to one of these as a kid. Were your parents pub-to-pub bacon salesmen? Sorry- sales persons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: They do have AIDS. AIDS snd cancer. And high cholesterol. And acne. The ugly dirty rat loving cunts. 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why don’t you wear a green scarf in Brighton? Is that some sort of bent signal to get turned into some sort of human windsock ? 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What did these “hand driers” look like? Idiot. Nom something, you workshy fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Sorry, but I was never taken to one of these as a kid. Were your parents pub-to-pub bacon salesmen? Sorry- sales persons. They're Irish, like yours, ergo absolute fucking piss heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Your Lady Penelope said: What happened to The Poachers in Church Minshull? Nobody gives a flying fuck about these obscure places , nor any dump that gets torn down on account of the revolving wretches that drink therein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: They're Irish, like yours, ergo absolute fucking piss heads. Bacon peddling tinkers, not a million miles off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 41 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why don’t you wear a green scarf in Brighton? Is that some sort of bent signal to get turned into some sort of human windsock ? It's a hard "g" you soft cunt - as in "gimboid". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a hard "g" you soft cunt - as in "gimboid". Well said sir, Brighton is nothing like Brigton, I have been to both. Neither would like to be associated with the other, I am pretty sure of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: Idiot. Nom something, you workshy fucking cunt. He's been going through his complete reportior. His reply to my last post was his very best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Your Lady Penelope said: What happened to The Poachers in Church Minshull? Is it near Tommy's Lane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Is it near Tommy's Lane? About 5 miles from there .. a couple miles from Leighton (Letton) Hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Your Lady Penelope said: About 5 miles from there .. a couple miles from Leighton (Letton) Hospital. Do you have any idea who Tommy is/was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: The regulars all died of boredom after you paid a visit. I've never been in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Do you have any idea who Tommy is/was? Didn't he have a job on the docks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Is it near Tommy's Lane? 7 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: About 5 miles from there .. a couple miles from Leighton (Letton) Hospital. Fucking hell! This is like listening to a senile Margaret Rutherford mumbling away to an elderly friend in the corner of some dusty rural tea rooms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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