Stubby Pecker Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Yes, been discussed here before, but fuck it I'm coming off the long run... Fucking pissing myself! Chickens coming home to roost with this lot and everybody lining up to put the boot in. They're crying like its oscars night but probably only because they got caught- I feel especially happy that little cunt warner has been booted out probably never to play for Australia again- it was all well and good for them to abuse opposition, sometimes racially as we'll no doubt hear, but when cheeky little South African wicketkeeper de quock calls his wife a slag he don't like it. Initially I thought the punishments were very hash especially considering how lightly current South African captain du pliese was treated and he got caught doing it twice. But one has to put into context what sport and cricket in particular means to the Aussies. This was a way to define their new country and to step out of the colonial shadow, which they did with aplomb with Don Bradman putting the old masters to the sword. It's with this backdrop that the Aussie public have been so insulted by their team and that the treatment has been so severe. I've been playing the smith interview on repeat for the past 6 hours and every time he turns to his dad and says sorry for letting you down I roll around the floor laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 My knowledge of cricket extends to playing it in primary school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 25 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: My knowledge of cricket extends to playing it in primary school. How many goals did you score? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: How many goals did you score? I twatted the ball at the wickets with the bat. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I twatted the ball at the wickets with the bat. Does that count? Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 I always wondered why, as a kid playing cricket with a tennis ball , I kept rubbing it on my strides and picking hairy bits off it. I was a fucking cheat but too thick to know it. What a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How many goals did you score? Reported for derailing the thread with your school boy stupidity fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably. To be fair back then i think i did know the rules of cricket and the game but it's been a while. Sometimes we played with real wickets, bats etc then other times we played with plastic flidspack bats and wickets hmm. No shin pads or caged helmets either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: To be fair back then i think i did know the rules of cricket and the game but it's been a while. Sometimes we played with real wickets, bats etc then other times we played with plastic flidspack bats and wickets hmm. No shin pads or caged helmets either. The best bit about school cricket was successfully convincing the div kid that the dick box was actually a face protector, and watch the silly cunt striding towards the pitch breathing sweaty ballbag fumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The best bit about school cricket was successfully convincing the div kid that the dick box was actually a face protector, and watch the silly cunt striding towards the pitch breathing sweaty ballbag fumes. Ha classic. We didn't have jockstraps thank christ. I did get a football kicked directly in my face by the weird lanky sadist P.E teacher a few times though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 47 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I always wondered why, as a kid playing cricket with a tennis ball , I kept rubbing it on my strides and picking hairy bits off it. I was a fucking cheat but too thick to know it. What a cunt! tit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 If only the Australian team could be fucked off to some penal colony somewhere. The cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, been discussed here before, but fuck it I'm coming off the long run... Fucking pissing myself! Chickens coming home to roost with this lot and everybody lining up to put the boot in. They're crying like its oscars night but probably only because they got caught- I feel especially happy that little cunt warner has been booted out probably never to play for Australia again- it was all well and good for them to abuse opposition, sometimes racially as we'll no doubt hear, but when cheeky little South African wicketkeeper de quock calls his wife a slag he don't like it. Initially I thought the punishments were very hash especially considering how lightly current South African captain du pliese was treated and he got caught doing it twice. But one has to put into context what sport and cricket in particular means to the Aussies. This was a way to define their new country and to step out of the colonial shadow, which they did with aplomb with Don Bradman putting the old masters to the sword. It's with this backdrop that the Aussie public have been so insulted by their team and that the treatment has been so severe. I've been playing the smith interview on repeat for the past 6 hours and every time he turns to his dad and says sorry for letting you down I roll around the floor laughing! People say you make your own luck but I disagree. Anything you do to improve your 'luck' simply reduces the odds that any result is due to chance. If anything, you destroy your own luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If only the Australian team could be fucked off to some penal colony somewhere. The cunts. The Moon's free at the moment Wizzo but I was thinking of sending my favourite er.. group there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: The Moon's free at the moment Wizzo but I was thinking of sending my favourite er.. group there. Would that be the group of sniveling, drooling Watch Tower cunts that slither and skulk in your council? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Would that be the group of sniveling, drooling Watch Tower cunts that slither and skulk in your council? well they might have watched watch towers around the camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: The Moon's free at the moment Wizzo but I was thinking of sending my favourite er.. group there. Iron Skies. One of those films you can't not love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Iron Skies. One of those films you can't not love. I loved it Authoritah. The thought of all my heroes sat there in deckchairs watching Neil Armstrong stumble out of his module. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: I loved it Authoritah. The thought of all my heroes sat there in deckchairs watching Neil Armstrong stumble out of his module. A wonderful piece of cinema, but as we've said before, why can't they let us win, just once. I can't watch that filthy 'Inglourious' money changer propaganda film. Tarantino's a right crawly bum licker to the Jews and darkies. Doesn't mind killing 200 Japs though, selectively racist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: I loved it Authoritah. The thought of all my heroes sat there in deckchairs watching Neil Armstrong stumble out of his module. The camera work for stop motion and slow motion cinematography was quite brilliant. They couldn't have pulled off the faking of the moon landings without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, been discussed here before, but fuck it I'm coming off the long run... Fucking pissing myself! Chickens coming home to roost with this lot and everybody lining up to put the boot in. They're crying like its oscars night but probably only because they got caught- I feel especially happy that little cunt warner has been booted out probably never to play for Australia again- it was all well and good for them to abuse opposition, sometimes racially as we'll no doubt hear, but when cheeky little South African wicketkeeper de quock calls his wife a slag he don't like it. Initially I thought the punishments were very hash especially considering how lightly current South African captain du pliese was treated and he got caught doing it twice. But one has to put into context what sport and cricket in particular means to the Aussies. This was a way to define their new country and to step out of the colonial shadow, which they did with aplomb with Don Bradman putting the old masters to the sword. It's with this backdrop that the Aussie public have been so insulted by their team and that the treatment has been so severe. I've been playing the smith interview on repeat for the past 6 hours and every time he turns to his dad and says sorry for letting you down I roll around the floor laughing! Smith is a decent man who fucked up once. He does a huge amount for junior cricket here and he will recover. Warner on the other hand, has refused to front the media and has only damaged his case with his trademark arrogance. Bancroft was a deer in the headlights. I like how duplessis could sit there and tee off on them, while twice being convicted himself. Lehmann has resigned, and a good thing. The culture under him was aggressive and win at any cost. Not our historic attitude. We have a national attitude of fair play overall, which is why the shitstorm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The camera work for stop motion and slow motion cinematography was quite brilliant. They couldn't have pulled off the faking of the moon landings without it. I love the film Capricorn 1. Not only a brilliant plot, but the bonus of a grouchy Telly Savalas, bombing round the desert in a biplane, calling everyone a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love the film Capricorn 1. Not only a brilliant plot, but the bonus of a grouchy Telly Savalas, bombing round the desert in a biplane, calling everyone a pervert. In the film Dirty Dozen, Telly Also calls the troops perverts whilst on guard duty when they are having there last night of fun. He then ends up murdering a blonde nazi whore. Great film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 51 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Smith is a decent man who fucked up once. He does a huge amount for junior cricket here and he will recover. Warner on the other hand, has refused to front the media and has only damaged his case with his trademark arrogance. Bancroft was a deer in the headlights. I like how duplessis could sit there and tee off on them, while twice being convicted himself. Lehmann has resigned, and a good thing. The culture under him was aggressive and win at any cost. Not our historic attitude. We have a national attitude of fair play overall, which is why the shitstorm. Australians have a national attitude of being a massive set of cunts. Worse than Americans and even the Filthy Russians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Australians have a national attitude of being a massive set of cunts. Worse than Americans and even the Filthy Russians. Not like you to stereotype anyone you scaffold plank thick moron. Have you met any Australians, visited the country? I'm guessing no for the latter as the natives surely would have seen good sense to feed you to the salties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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