Mrs Roops Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh dear. You are thin skinned aren't you. Nobody's even mentioned you personally and you start name calling, steroidal meathead indeed. And if you were clever enough to actually understand what I said, you'd realise that 'insight' is the last thing I was suggesting it was. The clue was in the 'Appears to be' bit. Keep up. "sniff" Is that burning rubber I smell whilst a hard reverse-ferret is applied? Yes indeedy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: "sniff" Is that burning rubber I smell whilst a hard reverse-ferret is applied? Yes indeedy... What does that even mean? I haven't reversed anything. You misread my original comment, taking it to mean that I credited you with actual insight, I corrected you by pointing out that what I said was it only appeared to be such. And now you've been corrected, your gargantuan ego can't handle it and you're resorting to nonsensical playground drivel about rubber ferrets. Now stop throwing your toys out of the pram and accept that it's possible for you to be wrong. And no, I haven't been drinking, as that's usually the next step you take when discrediting anyone who disagrees with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What does that even mean? I haven't reversed anything. You misread my original comment, taking it to mean that I credited you with actual insight, I corrected you by pointing out that what I said was it only appeared to be such. And now you've been corrected, your gargantuan ego can't handle it and you're resorting to nonsensical playground drivel about rubber ferrets. Now stop throwing your toys out of the pram and accept that it's possible for you to be wrong. And no, I haven't been drinking, as that's usually the next step you take when discrediting anyone who disagrees with you. If you were talking, you'd be stammering. Best you toddle off and check out the latest in protein shakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: If you were talking, you'd be stammering. Best you toddle off and check out the latest in protein shakes. Ridiculous. You're clearly fuming so I'll bow out now and let you have the last word after this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 41 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: If you were talking, you'd be stammering. Best you toddle off and check out the latest in protein shakes. Utter dogshit. You've properly lost it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: "sniff" Is that burning rubber I smell whilst a hard reverse-ferret is applied? Yes indeedy... In your own fevered imagination it probably is. To anybody else reading your tosh, well, no, it definitely isn't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: If you were talking, you'd be stammering. Best you toddle off and check out the latest in protein shakes. You mods should butt out of engaging in discussions on here. Better still, stop commenting altogether as we already know you're right about everything @Eric Cuntman @scotty and even @William T.D. Stickers are roaring lesbians of the highest order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: You mods should butt out of engaging in discussions on here. Better still, stop commenting altogether as we already know you're right about everything @Eric Cuntman @scotty and even @William T.D. Stickers are roaring lesbians of the highest order Pan galactic trout tickler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 11 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Another blubbing twat on the news this morning. To gloat or not to gloat ? Ha Ha fucking Ha Croc tears only because he got caught. Lots of experts have come out and said Smith and Bancroft are good blokes but not one has said that about Warner thus proving he's a weapons grade cunt. Graham Swann's comments on him as a "vile and odious character" are pretty funny and there's plenty lining up to put the boot in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tune in next week when Mrs Roops solves the mystery of far galaxy wormholes by splicing a pork atom with a kumquat nucleotide. Don't even go there Authoritah. I've only got a few specialist subjects I'm prepared to take her on with a good chance of not have a new arsehole torn, but the likelihood of them coming up is pretty slim. I'm a cunt but I'm not stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...which doesn't really answer the question. You have however painted a different picture. This is yet another example of a British business resorting to complex financial engineering to cook the books, which on the surface provides short term relief but ultimately will be its' undoing. Far from stitching up the Australian in paying way over the odds 'cos he was "desperate to break into the UK market" this is appears to be a case of a property firm desperate to raise cash because tenants are demanding a renegotiation of terms. Banks and financial backers don't want to know so the British firm has made a deal with an Aussie venture capitalist / hedge fund. The company has been given a nominal value of £300 million. The Aussie pays a few million in cash to buy what's left of assets unencumbered by senior debt, the rest, i.e. the liabilities are channelled into a newly created investment vehicle and the company receives the balance of purchase price in the form of non-voting investment trust shares (the B shares) linked to the A shares which the Hedge fund now owns and controls. The property company continues to manage the portfolio. The benefit to the British firm is that it has strengthened the balance sheet but that is illusionary. If your prediction comes true and the share price collapse due to falling property values, the Aussie has the assets for which it paid a fraction of the true value whereas the investment vehicle ends up with insolvency service. I don't know what bonus you're expecting but there won't be much in the way of presents under the Monumental Christmas tree at the end of the year. In correct...I like your thought process. You sound almost convincing as an economic intellect. However the one thing you overlooked in your doom and gloom is that the purchasing Australian cunts are a REIT so they do not raise capital as you defined above. They raise it internally as a real estate investment trust, where all their profits are ploughing back into purchasing more property to increase the balance sheet. Their own REIT is the investment vehicle. So I might be a cunt. But Iam a clever cunt and they are thick cunts. They are a bunch of base thick idiots to be honest and deserve what they get. Decimus should get a job with them. He would fit in nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Amazing what can be cobbled together by spending a couple of hours cherry picking snippets from an economics publication and editing it into what appears to be an informed personal insight. I think Roops went to the Ecominist web page for her shit. I have corrected her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't even go there Authoritah. I've only got a few specialist subjects I'm prepared to take her on with a good chance of not have a new arsehole torn, but the likelihood of them coming up is pretty slim. I'm a cunt but I'm not stupid. What are those topics pray tell....how to fill in a bogus disability benefits form and talking about day time television. Are they the only two subjects you feel comfortable with. Loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What are those topics pray tell....how to fill in a bogus disability benefits form and talking about day time television. Are they the only two subjects you feel comfortable with. Loser. Look up Dendroaspis polylepis, Like Mrs R. they look inoffensive enough, but strike with lightening speed when you least expect it. I advise you to tread warily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I think Roops went to the Ecominist web page for her shit. I have corrected her. Oh, the delicious irony of correcting somebody while referring to the "Ecominist". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I think Roops went to the Ecominist web page for her shit. I have corrected her. I think that you're both a pair of bullshitting cunts. The difference is, she's far, far better at it than you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, I 'spose this might appear as "insight" by a steroidal meathead, but this is all standard stuff, Northern Rock, Debenhams and even Irish sovereign debt (to name but a few) have all had assets and liabilities separated off into entities as previously described. It aint rocket science! Yes - this is the standard stuff that everyone should know! Everyone who is desperate to appear incredibly well informed about, well, everything, that is. To the rest of us, it appears to be verbose bullshit that nobody is in the slightest bit interested in. You’re unbearable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: In correct...I like your thought process. You sound almost convincing as an economic intellect. However the one thing you overlooked in your doom and gloom is that the purchasing Australian cunts are a REIT so they do not raise capital as you defined above. They raise it internally as a real estate investment trust, where all their profits are ploughing back into purchasing more property to increase the balance sheet. Their own REIT is the investment vehicle. So I might be a cunt. But Iam a clever cunt and they are thick cunts. They are a bunch of base thick idiots to be honest and deserve what they get. Decimus should get a job with them. He would fit in nice. 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I think Roops went to the Ecominist web page for her shit. I have corrected her. Um...you've actually substantiated everything I've said thus far. All you have done is embroider your case further by stating that the investment trust employed is a REIT,. Whether this is unlisted or registered at LSE, AIM or ASX matters not one jot to your BS. The problem with fantasists like you is that you always over-spin to the point you ensnare yourself in your own web and forget the original gist of the porky. Far from being a "clever cunt" you make Dominic Chappell look like a slick operator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes - this is the standard stuff that everyone should know! Everyone who is desperate to appear incredibly well informed about, well, everything, that is. To the rest of us, it appears to be verbose bullshit that nobody is in the slightest bit interested in. You’re unbearable. An improvement - I've gone from "unbearable in everyway" to simply "unbearable". Today is a good day! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes - this is the standard stuff that everyone should know! Everyone who is desperate to appear incredibly well informed about, well, everything, that is. To the rest of us, it appears to be verbose bullshit that nobody is in the slightest bit interested in. You’re unbearable. Shut up, Ape. Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up, Ape. Stupid cunt. Aren't you fucking dead yet? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Franks's ALIVE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: If you were talking, you'd be stammering. Best you toddle off and check out the latest in protein shakes. I think you should voluntarily check yourself into the cooler Roops. Have a week off. Rick will handle things while you're away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Miss Penelope said: Franks's ALIVE!!! Whoop-de-fucking-doo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: Whoop-de-fucking-doo. This is more important than the reserrection of the Lord Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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