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Guest Lady Penelope
23 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Pyes coaches were not for the likes of you then. They leaked more oil than the Torrey Canyon

My dad had a Pye television.

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16 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

He's not called The Enforcer for for reason.

In fact, where is Rick? It pains me to think it but I have a growing feeling he's popped his clogs in some Vegas hotel room, bottle of half-empty Wild Turkey by his side, nostrils lined with caked powder, having had his face mutilated by the bumcheeks of a hooker who looks like Diane Abbott.

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30 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

In fact, where is Rick? It pains me to think it but I have a growing feeling he's popped his clogs in some Vegas hotel room, bottle of half-empty Wild Turkey by his side, nostrils lined with caked powder, having had his face mutilated by the bumcheeks of a hooker who looks like Diane Abbott.

Or “a quiet one”, as Rick n’ Roll calls it. 

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Guest 'eavensabove
50 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

In fact, where is Rick? It pains me to think it but I have a growing feeling he's popped his clogs in some Vegas hotel room, bottle of half-empty Wild Turkey by his side, nostrils lined with caked powder, having had his face mutilated by the bumcheeks of a hooker who looks like Diane Abbott.

.. he's been far too scarred to leave his room for weeks, having hung the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on His side of the door.  

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
On Wednesday, April 04, 2018 at 1:06 PM, William T.D. Stickers said:

Two words:

Like. Farm.

Its always a winner.

Why don't you arrange to meet Roops for a straightener  and not turn up like last time, just to make yourself look a bigger fucking idiot than you already are. Idiot.

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Guest Lady Penelope
13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Patience, he regularly has a night out in Neath Port Talbot. That should do it.

Could I just gently remind you that you are without hope and are useless?

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16 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Reported. For being a tedious fucking wanker. 

Well my excellent post about television and insemination (which incidentally garnered 3 likes) has been removed.  At long last you have shown the forum what a two faced grassing cunt you really are.

I publically apologise to Quincy for accusing him of snitchery and treachery during the Grassinggate affair.

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Guest Lady Penelope
5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Well my excellent post about television and insemination (which incidentally garnered 3 likes) has been removed.

One of my Aunties had a Bush 9" television.

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Guest 'eavensabove
41 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

 

 

Well my excellent post about television and insemination (which incidentally garnered 3 likes) has been removed.  At long last you have shown the forum what a two faced grassing cunt you really are.

I publically apologise to Quincy for accusing him of snitchery and treachery during the Grassinggate affair.

Bubba's a Snitch? Well I never. I thought he was just a Cunt. 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
5 hours ago, Miss Penelope said:

One of my Aunties had a Bush 9" television.

A woman swam halfway across the Irish Sea before she realised a 22" Murphy was a television.

RIP Diddy MikeD

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41 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

A woman swam halfway across the Irish Sea before she realised a 22" Murphy was a television.

RIP Diddy MikeD

Is it just me, or is anyone else struggling to express just how utterly fucking shit they think this post from Drew is?

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
44 minutes ago, Ape said:

Is it just me, or is anyone else struggling to express just how utterly fucking shit they think this post from Drew is?

Naturally, it is just you expressing how much of a tedious fucking twat you are.

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