Guest N/A Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 Fuck me another one has croaked. Eric Bristow darts legend has popped his cork. fucking surprised this cunt was ONLY 60 years old. Must have had one hell of a paper round up Grenfell with Sunday supplements by the look of him. He was old in 1980. I thought he was at least 85 by now. cunts who died and everyone is surprised by their actual age. next up HRH Duke of Fried Mars Bars aged just 52 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 You can only hit a maximum of treble 20 with one go, everyone who plays darts knows that. Anyhow, I always thought he was a know it all, mullet sporting, crafty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Fuck me another one has croaked. Eric Bristow darts legend has popped his cork. fucking surprised this cunt was ONLY 60 years old. Must have had one hell of a paper round up Grenfell with Sunday supplements by the look of him. He was old in 1980. I thought he was at least 85 by now. cunts who died and everyone is surprised by their actual age. next up HRH Duke of Fried Mars Bars aged just 52 ??? Great nom. It’s a a shame somebody did it 2 hours before you, you monumentally thick pisshead cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Chucking darts isn't really a sport, any more than dominoes, blob or snap is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Fuck me another one has croaked. Eric Bristow darts legend has popped his cork. fucking surprised this cunt was ONLY 60 years old. Must have had one hell of a paper round up Grenfell with Sunday supplements by the look of him. He was old in 1980. I thought he was at least 85 by now. cunts who died and everyone is surprised by their actual age. next up HRH Duke of Fried Mars Bars aged just 52 ??? Wasn't he getting it away with an older woman darts player at some point .. Mrs Flowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Is he going to be Interred along with Bryan Whyte & Jocky Wilson for 3 in the bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 24 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Wasn't he getting it away with an older woman darts player at some point .. Mrs Flowers? Could have been, but he also had a strong habitual liking for double-tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Could have been, but he also had a strong habitual liking for double-tops. Maureen Flowers was the older woman darts player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 I consider darts to be one of those "every cunt who participates gets a trophy" activities. The bad back, bad knees, morbidly obese oily stringy hair...if they have any hair at all, can be champions at something. Keep it a put hobby. Like golf, it has no business being a professional endeavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Great nom. It’s a a shame somebody did it 2 hours before you, you monumentally thick pisshead cunt. It’s convenient that MC’s chosen forum name describes him so perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Even less of a sport than walking football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 6 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Even less of a sport than walking football If shooting and archery are Olympic sports why can’t darts be a sport? What’s the difference ?........yes....social class. Yes, unsurprisingly, you are an up you own arse snob My Lady , just like Punkape who you love to slag off so much. Muggy bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 There's been a lot of news about the 'Ozzie Ball Cheaters' but what about Bobsleigh for example? Could it not be considered cheating if some of the cunts have super-dooper aerodynamic customised machines, whilst the Brits have to skid down the poxy ice in a glorified bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 54 minutes ago, judgetwi said: If shooting and archery are Olympic sports why can’t darts be a sport? What’s the difference ?........yes....social class. Yes, unsurprisingly, you are an up you own arse snob My Lady , just like Punkape who you love to slag off so much. Muggy bitch. lets not forget that synchronised swimming is also classed as a sport. That fucking shit makes darts and snooker look positively noble in the definition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 53 minutes ago, judgetwi said: If shooting and archery are Olympic sports why can’t darts be a sport? What’s the difference ?........yes....social class. Yes, unsurprisingly, you are an up you own arse snob My Lady , just like Punkape who you love to slag off so much. Muggy bitch. 'coz they're not practiced in pubs. Not in my Manor anyway. Board-games yes, but I'd change me local if Archery & Shooting kicked off. Blood-sports are for Templars & Saracens and they do not belong in the St. Hillier Tavern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: lets not forget that synchronised swimming is also classed as a sport. That fucking shit makes darts and snooker look positively noble in the definition. Not if you're short of egg cups it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Not if you're short of egg cups it isn't. a fine tribute to Mr Mo Farah I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Not if you're short of egg cups it isn't. Very disturbing, the steroids may have produced large biceps, but you can clearly see their hands are terribly deformed and their heads have shrunk to the size of a clitoris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very disturbing, the steroids may have produced large biceps, but you can clearly see their hands are terribly deformed and their heads have shrunk to the size of a clitoris. 'tis the chlorine that does it as to why many folks tend to swim in ponds, piss-infected lidos and the Thames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I consider darts to be one of those "every cunt who participates gets a trophy" activities. The bad back, bad knees, morbidly obese oily stringy hair...if they have any hair at all, can be champions at something. Keep it a put hobby. Like golf, it has no business being a professional endeavour. Golf is for irons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 45 minutes ago, luke swarm said: a fine tribute to Mr Mo Farah I believe. 50 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It' amazing how some restuarants serve up their clams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: There's been a lot of news about the 'Ozzie Ball Cheaters' but what about Bobsleigh for example? Could it not be considered cheating if some of the cunts have super-dooper aerodynamic customised machines, whilst the Brits have to skid down the poxy ice in a glorified bathtub. Here is the GB 2 Bob er....... sorry, 2 man bobsleigh team at their training camp in Hebden Bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Golf is for irons. I see what you did there even if everybody (?) else did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 7, 2018 Report Share Posted April 7, 2018 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Golf is for irons. Some, like Punkers, prefer hard woods for long shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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