Cuntybaws Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 Wasn't she recently rumoured to be in romantic pursuit of Ant McPartlin? No wonder the dome-headed simpleton turned back to the drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Is it just me or does she look like Private Pile from Full metal jacket in a wig? Sadly R Lee Ermey has now passed away and isn't around to give the obese tub of dog shit a dose of reality. "Queers and Steers ! " ... "Five Foot Nine ! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 22 hours ago, Decimus said: I genuinely feel enraged whenever this gargantuan fat cunt appears on my 50 inch screen, blocking out every other televisual point of reference whilst guffawing like a fucking idiot. Whilst I could possibly tolerate her existence as long as it was kept to ITV and Channel 4, it now appears that the porky fucking slag is popping up in every news thread I open, whingeing about "trolls" and "body shamers" who question whether her social media pictures are photoshopped. Of course she denies that they are, as she just looks "different" on the telly as opposed to real life. Unless the camera now adds ten stone and not ten pounds, this disgusting fucking pig is lying. These pictures were taken two days apart, and based upon the evidence I hereby declare that she should be stripped naked and flogged through the streets of Newcastle, her disgusting quivering, jiggling flesh exposed to ridicule with each stroke of the lash. And you bought your 50 inch screen tv to accommodate every lovable, rippling, mound of flab of this celebrity whale. Go on, you know you want to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 6 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Yes, I am very sure that I am on the right site. Of course, everyone has their own bench mark. But cunting people for being black , Jewish, old, disabled, ugly , poor or being an overweight woman doesn’t match up with mine. I did once cunt Margaret Beckett for being ugly but it was superimposed on the fact that she was a rather sanctimonious ,preachy and sometimes shrill politician. The use of the ugly adjective was, on reflection , not worthy of me. Fuck off you ugly, skinny, methodist, geriatric, welsh, white cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Wasn't she recently rumoured to be in romantic pursuit of Ant McPartlin? No wonder the dome-headed simpleton turned back to the drink. Steady on bores, that dome headed jibe towards the very talented, cheeky Geordie entertainer don't sit right with our new moral code from up high (Rhyl) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is a cunting site for cunting people. There's nothing for you here. I can spot a cunt with my eyes fucking shut from the bottom of a well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 39 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off you ugly, skinny, methodist, geriatric, welsh, white cunt! ..... with admin privileges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 Just now, cuntspotter said: Baptist...... with admin privileges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 19 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Reported. Altering quotes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 1 hour ago, r-soles said: And you bought your 50 inch screen tv to accommodate every lovable, rippling, mound of flab of this celebrity whale. Go on, you know you want to... The only inches I'd invest in for this disgusting porcine disgrace are the two on a Stanley knife. Imagine the sort of crackling you could get off of it's gelatinous hide with a few score incisions. After I'm finished, I demand that you borrow it and slit both wrists, plus your throat, just to be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 52 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I can spot a cunt with my eyes fucking shut from the bottom of a well Bottom of a well? That can be arranged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Baptist...... with admin privileges. And here I thought my worst nightmare was a black man with a gun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: And here I thought my worst nightmare was a black man with a gun... No, you should worry about being rounded up and shipped to some conversion therapy centre in Alabama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bottom of a well? That can be arranged. It’s where I currently live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: It’s where I currently live. With pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 38 minutes ago, Piston said: With pussy? Leave his cats out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 Ding dong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Ding dong! The witch is dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The witch is dead .....bell, pussy’s in the well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 On 16 April 2018 at 4:07 PM, cuntspotter said: ..... with admin privileges. Spotto, I've always held a warm place in my heart for you as you were probably the first punter to respond to one of my comments back in the dark days of 2014, without asking me to drink bleach. I like to think of you as a kindly old uncle who at family functions happily gives his nephews a nip of single malt in their tizer, tells filthy jokes and regales them with silent killing techniques learnt in the steaming jungles of Malaya on national service. I double dare you motherfucker to ban me after that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 56 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Spotto, I've always held a warm place in my heart for you as you were probably the first punter to respond to one of my comments back in the dark days of 2014, without asking me to drink bleach. I like to think of you as a kindly old uncle who at family functions happily gives his nephews a nip of single malt in their tizer, tells filthy jokes and regales them with silent killing techniques learnt in the steaming jungles of Malaya on national service. I double dare you motherfucker to ban me after that shit Drink bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Drink bleach. I was being told to drink bleach here whilst you were in short trousers and probably getting beaten up behind the bike shed and forced to give hand jobs to the bigger boys, now fuck off with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 On 16/04/2018 at 5:54 PM, Wizardsleeve said: No, you should worry about being rounded up and shipped to some conversion therapy centre in Alabama. You and Wolfie have already been and the therapy failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I was being told to drink bleach here whilst you were in short trousers and probably getting beaten up behind the bike shed and forced to give hand jobs to the bigger boys, now fuck off with you. I would rather you drank Cillit Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Spotto, I've always held a warm place in my heart for you as you were probably the first punter to respond to one of my comments back in the dark days of 2014, without asking me to drink bleach. I like to think of you as a kindly old uncle who at family functions happily gives his nephews a nip of single malt in their tizer, tells filthy jokes and regales them with silent killing techniques learnt in the steaming jungles of Malaya on national service. I double dare you motherfucker to ban me after that shit The only excitement I get nowadays is when I examine the contents of my catheter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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