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22 minutes ago, Eddie said:

this irrelevant cunt has stated she is having a laugh during the coronavirus because of the clowns trying to save the country... if there is a God please let this normski loving champagne socialist get a heavy dose.

she predates the current tend of celebrity for celebrity's sake. I'd kick her in the cunt until it resembled Guy Gibson's dog after getting twatted by a car

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21 minutes ago, Eddie said:

this irrelevant cunt has stated she is having a laugh during the coronavirus because of the clowns trying to save the country... if there is a God please let this normski loving champagne socialist get a heavy dose.

She's already got it.

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57 minutes ago, Eddie said:

this irrelevant cunt has stated she is having a laugh during the coronavirus because of the clowns trying to save the country... if there is a God please let this normski loving champagne socialist get a heavy dose.

A swift boot in the face could do it. If you dislodge any one of those war shields from her gutter mouth, surely she's bound to choke to death?!

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3 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said:

A swift boot in the face could do it. If you dislodge any one of those war shields from her gutter mouth, surely she's bound to choke to death?!

The government have claimed 'dibs' on her teeth in the event of her death. They can be engraved and used as emergency tombstones for paupers.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The government have claimed 'dibs' on her teeth in the event of her death. They can be engraved and used as emergency tombstones for paupers.

Or shields in case of asteroid collisions

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19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The government have claimed 'dibs' on her teeth in the event of her death. They can be engraved and used as emergency tombstones for paupers.

… and for fluting the edge of a Frey Bentos pie (before removing its lid) 

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This Bingo from The Banana Splits-toothed cunt needs doused in forecourt 98 RON and fucking torched. 

Surprisingly, she's fucked that many blokes, her cunt must be like a thawed out packet of Farmfoods bacon that's been tenderised with a 5 Iron.

Tony James is a cunt.

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15 hours ago, Eddie said:

this irrelevant cunt has stated she is having a laugh during the coronavirus because of the clowns trying to save the country... if there is a God please let this normski loving champagne socialist get a heavy dose.

Nice one Edd, I'd like nothing more that this obnoxious cunt with a set of gnashers that wouldn't look out of place on a Gold Cup winner would to shuffle this moral coil ASAP. Preferably via having her stupid fucking head caved in with an iron bar.

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9 hours ago, Rev said:

This Bingo from The Banana Splits-toothed cunt needs doused in forecourt 98 RON and fucking torched. 

Surprisingly, she's fucked that many blokes, her cunt must be like a thawed out packet of Farmfoods bacon that's been tenderised with a 5 Iron.

Tony James is a cunt.

Play attention you hopeless fuckwits of Cunts Corner, old sweats and newbies alike- this is the standard of cunting which made this place great. No long winded waffle bollocks just a straight to the point tirade of filth and death by fire with the obligatory dig at the rancid nature of the subjects lady parts.

If this Irn-Bur and meths swilling cunt posted here on a regular basis we could scrap the leader-board forever 

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