Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 Whoever plays on gambling/slot machines is a desperate cunt indeed. They bleed these cunts dry and yet the aforementioned cunts return time & time again with the hope of 'hitting the jackpot' to resolve their dire existence. Take master-cunt Tony Franklin (mint) as just one example: A few days before Christmas, he spunked £3,500 in 39 minutes at Corals... "I was in a fog. It was me and the machine. I threw it all away," Franklin said, fighting back tears. "All that money was supposed to pay back debts and for Christmas presents for my son and my wife..." What a fucking tight-cunt let alone anything else. Mind you, on the other hand there's poor Swiss cunt Behar Merlaku, who won a massive £37m Jackpot, but was told by the casino owners that it was a 'software error' and a 'glitch in the machine.' He was offered £60 and a Free Meal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Whoever plays on gambling/slot machines is a desperate cunt indeed. They bleed these cunts dry and yet the aforementioned cunts return time & time again with the hope of 'hitting the jackpot' to resolve their dire existence. Take master-cunt Tony Franklin (mint) as just one example: A few days before Christmas, he spunked £3,500 in 39 minutes at Corals... "I was in a fog. It was me and the machine. I threw it all away," Franklin said, fighting back tears. "All that money was supposed to pay back debts and for Christmas presents for my son and my wife..." What a fucking tight-cunt let alone anything else. Mind you, on the other hand there's poor Swiss cunt Behar Merlaku, who won a massive £37m Jackpot, but was told by the casino owners that it was a 'software error' and a 'glitch in the machine.' He was offered £60 and a Free Meal... Have you been sitting in the sun too long? Just asking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Have you been sitting in the sun too long? Just asking Ha! I went to the beach earlier for a while and am in my back garden as I write. Yesterday was a good Summer too, if that means anything and/or answers your enquiry, not that I personally have betting machines in my herbaceous borders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Whoever plays on gambling/slot machines is a desperate cunt indeed. They bleed these cunts dry and yet the aforementioned cunts return time & time again with the hope of 'hitting the jackpot' to resolve their dire existence. Take master-cunt Tony Franklin (mint) as just one example: A few days before Christmas, he spunked £3,500 in 39 minutes at Corals... "I was in a fog. It was me and the machine. I threw it all away," Franklin said, fighting back tears. "All that money was supposed to pay back debts and for Christmas presents for my son and my wife..." What a fucking tight-cunt let alone anything else. Mind you, on the other hand there's poor Swiss cunt Behar Merlaku, who won a massive £37m Jackpot, but was told by the casino owners that it was a 'software error' and a 'glitch in the machine.' He was offered £60 and a Free Meal... What was the glitch? That someone fucking won it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What was the glitch? That someone fucking won it? Never mind that shite; look at the amount of spaces in ev's post. Something's wrong with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind that shite; look at the amount of spaces in ev's post. Something's wrong with him He’s pooping his fucking flidkid self, Stubbs. I can tell you now, hands down, he won’t be here this time next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, Frank said: He’s pooping his fucking flidkid self, Stubbs. I can tell you now, hands down, he won’t be here this time next week. Frank, you ghastly cunt, are you here to destroy Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind that shite; look at the amount of spaces in ev's post. Something's wrong with him What is that you say ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 58 minutes ago, Frank said: He’s pooping his fucking flidkid self, Stubbs. I can tell you now, hands down, he won’t be here this time next week. Tell me... Phases part 2. How's that DFW of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What is that you say ? Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking brilliant! Imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: He’s pooping his fucking flidkid self, Stubbs. I can tell you now, hands down, he won’t be here this time next week. Welcome back Frank. What was the other side like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Welcome back Frank. What was the other side like? He only knows the one side. Face down with his arse-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What was the glitch? That someone fucking won it? Exactly. By all accounts he's suing the casino, but I doubt if even they have the £37m they owe the poor cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 Meh, Frank's back, who gives a fuck. Obligatory Rocky video has already been posted, and a single threat of imminent destruction has been dished out. If he remains true to form, his next act will consist of not posting anything for another three weeks, at which point he'll just repeat the same boring shit again. Complete and utter fucking irrelevance. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 I honestly don't get any fucktard that uses computer betting machines, they've been programmed so you never win it's not like a traditional slot or fruit machine where there's a possibility you might win. Its basically a fucking computer game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Exactly. By all accounts he's suing the casino, but I doubt if even they have the £37m they owe the poor cunt. I'm pretty sure by law they'd still have to give him whatever the jackpot was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Meh, Frank's back, who gives a fuck. Obligatory Rocky video has already been posted, and a single threat of imminent destruction has been dished out. If he remains true to form, his next act will consist of not posting anything for another three weeks, at which point he'll just repeat the same boring shit again. Complete and utter fucking irrelevance. Indeed. He's as worthless as tits are to a boar hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'm pretty sure by law they'd still have to give him whatever the jackpot was. Yes, but if you aint got the money, you cannot pay, and I don't 'think' that the law would give a custodial sentence. You could also guess that somewhere written in the Casino's 'Terms & Conditions' will be a limit to any pay-out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Yes, but if you aint got the money, you cannot pay, and I don't 'think' that the law would give a custodial sentence. You could also guess that somewhere written in the Casino's 'Terms & Conditions' will be a limit to any pay-out? If the jackpot was stated at £50'000 and they didn't cough up they could still get taken to court and would have to pay out that amount wouldn't they? Unless they're some 1970s mob run casino in Las Vegas, where they'd smash your kneecaps in and leave you for dead in the desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I honestly don't get any fucktard that uses computer betting machines, they've been programmed so you never win it's not like a traditional slot or fruit machine where there's a possibility you might win. Its basically a fucking computer game. Even if you do win, it's almost impossible to be paid the winnings in hard cash. It just gets added to the 'bank' on the game provider itself. So-called traditional slot machines are also programmed these days. They can recognise/read the style of play. Giving you a few teasers until you're skint. They're ok for a bit of fun and give some shrapnel to, but that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: If the jackpot was stated at £50'000 and they didn't cough up they could still get taken to court and would have to pay out that amount wouldn't they? Unless they're some 1970s mob run casino in Las Vegas, where they'd smash your kneecaps in and leave you for dead in the desert. Well, I do know two blokes who 1. Was only given £10,000 on a win of £40,000 as that was the bookies max pay out. And 2. A mates dad who won $100,000 but as he did not have USA nationality he wasn't allowed to take the money out of USA. He had to sell his winnings on to a Yankee for $50,000 the max allowed at that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, I do know two blokes who 1. Was only given £10,000 on a win of £40,000 as that was the bookies max pay out. And 2. A mates dad who won $100,000 but as he did not have USA nationality he wasn't allowed to take the money out of USA. He had to sell his winnings on to a Yankee for $50,000 the max allowed at that time. Aside from using those old machines where you drop coins into it and it pushed a rolled up twenty pound note nearer to the edge, and old slot and fruit machines that's precisely why i'm not much of a gambler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Aside from using those old machines where you drop coins into it and it pushed a rolled up twenty pound note nearer to the edge, and old slot and fruit machines that's precisely why i'm not much of a gambler. I bet you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I bet you are. The national lottery is about as dangerous as it gets for me. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Indeed. He's as worthless as tits are to a boar hog. Are you Slim Pickens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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