Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Slim Pickens? This is going to start an avalanche of Poseidon Adventure references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is going to start an avalanche of Poseidon Adventure references. Was he in The Poseidon Adventure? It's a topsy turvy world eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was he in The Poseidon Adventure? It's a topsy turvy world eh? He played the bloke who pretended to be a Texan millionaire but got sussed as a bullshitter when he claimed he could smell the food in the galley, when really, he knew where it was because he worked there as a cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He played the bloke who pretended to be a Texan millionaire but got sussed as a bullshitter when he claimed he could smell the food in the galley, when really, he knew where it was because he worked there as a cook. I can't remember. I remember the old woman drowning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't remember. I remember the old woman drowning. Oh yes, big fat Shelley Winters, the swimming champion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh yes, big fat Shelley Winters, the swimming champion. Neil would have, either before or after she drowned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 My carer left me in Yates whilst she went to the bank to sort my money out and for some reason she switched the joystick off on my wheelchair and left me facing one of these electronic games machines. Its display went through a cycle showing nothing but how you WOULD WIN money on every game .. no mention of losing. A young chav went on the machine and lost about £20 with not a single win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is going to start an avalanche of Poseidon Adventure references. A tsunami, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Slim Pickens? Not that I know of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is going to start an avalanche of Poseidon Adventure references. I think you meant to say, Escape from Aklassa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Slim Pickens? Fatty Arbuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 On 21 April 2018 at 8:36 PM, Frank said: He’s pooping his fucking flidkid self, Stubbs. I can tell you now, hands down, he won’t be here this time next week. I believe you Franco, just like I believed you terminal cancer, all three bouts of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Gambling addiction can be almost as hard to kick as opioid addiction. The % payout offered sometimes catches people out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 You've got to be a cunt in the first place to use one of these machines or indeed waste your (more likely someone else's) money gambling. Weak cunts the lot if 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You've got to be a cunt in the first place to use one of these machines or indeed waste your (more likely someone else's) money gambling. Weak cunts the lot if 'em Dole scrouging cunts put all their cash in these machines, then go food banks to feed their kids. There is no poverty in this country, only self inflicted stupidity. You get sick of hearing this heating or eating bollocks. They buy 10 scratchcards a day. Let the fuckers go India for a week. That's poverty. Not these waster cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You've got to be a cunt in the first place to use one of these machines or indeed waste your (more likely someone else's) money gambling. Weak cunts the lot if 'em I'm reminded of the time when Rupert sent me a PM telling me of when he first went to his gay-boy casino and got completely freaked-out... He thought that the bar-snacks were talking to him, saying: "we love the tat on your scalp sweetheart..." He then went to play on the One Arsed Bandit slot machine, and swore blind that it said to him: "you look a right Cunt." The confused Rupert, went to the bar to tell Punkers that the snacks were being nice to him but the slot machine was being rude... "Oh" replied Punkers, "I meant to tell you the bar snacks are complimentary, but the slot machine is out of order... it should of told you You're a total dick head." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm reminded of the time when Rupert sent me a PM telling me of when he first went to his gay-boy casino and got completely freaked-out... He thought that the bar-snacks were talking to him, saying: "we love the tat on your scalp sweetheart..." He then went to play on the One Arsed Bandit slot machine, and swore blind that it said to him: "you look a right Cunt." The confused Rupert, went to the bar to tell Punkers that the snacks were being nice to him but the slot machine was being rude... "Oh" replied Punkers, "I meant to tell you the bar snacks are complimentary, but the slot machine is out of order... it should of told you You're a total dick head." You utter fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 @'eavensabove this would have been brilliant* but unfortunately you spelled "GUARANTEED" wrong, thus rendering it complete and utter fucking dog shit. * I'm only kidding, it wouldn't have been brilliant, it was always complete and utter fucking dog shit. Sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: @'eavensabove this would have been brilliant* but unfortunately you spelled "GUARANTEED" wrong, thus rendering it complete and utter fucking dog shit. * I'm only kidding, it wouldn't have been brilliant, it was always complete and utter fucking dog shit. Sorry. Balme the Casino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @'eavensabove this would have been brilliant* but unfortunately you spelled "GUARANTEED" wrong, thus rendering it complete and utter fucking dog shit. * I'm only kidding, it wouldn't have been brilliant, it was always complete and utter fucking dog shit. Sorry. Also he wrote "should of" when it should be "should have". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Also he wrote "should of" when it should be "should have". Its seaside town where @'eavensabove lives that is the cause of the problem .. even the nicest weather there is "barmy" rather than "balmy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Also he wrote "should of" when it should be "should have". And, if you'd read the small print, I also wrote/writed/writ: Prince Albert Toss-Asqueer is a 24 carat plonker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: Its seaside town where @'eavensabove lives that is the cause of the problem .. even the nicest weather there is "barmy" rather than "balmy". You aint kidding Pen. It was just like April yesterday for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Bookies were fucking brilliant places back in the day. Before betting exchanges and the web came along, you'd rock up there, place your bet and then listen for the litany of abuse hurled at the screen - made us lot look like rank amateurs! "WHIP IT!! WHIP IT Starkey you fucking son of a whore! Fucking whip that cunt....Starkey...fuck...piss....cunt!!! You Syphil...rancid cuntwhore! Starkey........... ....... ............. great ride that, it'll win next time out" Went into one the other day for the first time in years and was confronted by a bunch of silent grim faced types (think Easter Island statues without the charisma) feeding the machines like an Asian grooming gang does a pre-pubescent white girl. No joy. No outpourings of hate / love. Just silent droids having the life sucked out of them via their wallets. What a soulless existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Bookies were fucking brilliant places back in the day. Before betting exchanges and the web came along, you'd rock up there, place your bet and then listen for the litany of abuse hurled at the screen - made us lot look like rank amateurs! "WHIP IT!! WHIP IT Starkey you fucking son of a whore! Fucking whip that cunt....Starkey...fuck...piss....cunt!!! You Syphil...rancid cuntwhore! Starkey........... ....... ............. great ride that, it'll win next time out" Went into one the other day for the first time in years and was confronted by a bunch of silent grim faced types (think Easter Island statues without the charisma) feeding the machines like an Asian grooming gang does a pre-pubescent white girl. No joy. No outpourings of hate / love. Just silent droids having the life sucked out of them via their wallets. What a soulless existence. Punker's wasting his benefits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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