Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 36 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punker's wasting his benefits? Yes. He's bought a ticket for a ride on the Trans Homo Express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Yes. He's bought a ticket for a ride on the Trans Homo Express. I'm sorry to be pedantic, but I'm sure it was a ticket for the Pozidrive invention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 On 4/23/2018 at 1:29 PM, Cuntybaws said: @'eavensabove this would have been brilliant* but unfortunately you spelled "GUARANTEED" wrong, thus rendering it complete and utter fucking dog shit. * I'm only kidding, it wouldn't have been brilliant, it was always complete and utter fucking dog shit. Sorry. The post, like all his others, was utter fucking dog shit before it was even written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 On 4/23/2018 at 12:53 PM, 'eavensabove said: I'm reminded of the time when Rupert sent me a PM telling me of when he first went to his gay-boy casino and got completely freaked-out... He thought that the bar-snacks were talking to him, saying: "we love the tat on your scalp sweetheart..." He then went to play on the One Arsed Bandit slot machine, and swore blind that it said to him: "you look a right Cunt." The confused Rupert, went to the bar to tell Punkers that the snacks were being nice to him but the slot machine was being rude... "Oh" replied Punkers, "I meant to tell you the bar snacks are complimentary, but the slot machine is out of order... it should of told you You're a total dick head." Amazing. I’ve set a reminder to login on Sunday when you start throwing your shit at the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Nurse! Nurse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 On 4/21/2018 at 3:50 PM, 'eavensabove said: Whoever plays on gambling/slot machines is a desperate cunt indeed. They bleed these cunts dry and yet the aforementioned cunts return time & time again with the hope of 'hitting the jackpot' to resolve their dire existence. Take master-cunt Tony Franklin (mint) as just one example: A few days before Christmas, he spunked £3,500 in 39 minutes at Corals... "I was in a fog. It was me and the machine. I threw it all away," Franklin said, fighting back tears. "All that money was supposed to pay back debts and for Christmas presents for my son and my wife..." What a fucking tight-cunt let alone anything else. Mind you, on the other hand there's poor Swiss cunt Behar Merlaku, who won a massive £37m Jackpot, but was told by the casino owners that it was a 'software error' and a 'glitch in the machine.' He was offered £60 and a Free Meal... This is you, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 59 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This is you, isn't it? Yes. In the corner of the room having a drink. However, this is most certainly You centre stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 On 4/21/2018 at 10:57 PM, Decimus said: Meh, Frank's back, who gives a fuck. Obligatory Rocky video has already been posted, and a single threat of imminent destruction has been dished out. If he remains true to form, his next act will consist of not posting anything for another three weeks, at which point he'll just repeat the same boring shit again. Complete and utter fucking irrelevance. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 5 hours ago, Frank said: ? I stand by every single word, you have been utter fucking dog shit of late. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I stand by every single word, you have been utter fucking dog shit of late. Fuck off. I can’t defend it because you’re absolutely right. I just didn’t want to hear it from you.. thrice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 On 4/24/2018 at 8:25 AM, Lady Penelope Of The North said: Its seaside town where @'eavensabove lives that is the cause of the problem .. even the nicest weather there is "barmy" rather than "balmy". Is it a seaside town that they forgot to bomb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: I can’t defend it because you’re absolutely right. I just didn’t want to hear it from you.. thrice. Here you go, Cretin, make it four times: I stand by every single word, you're have been utter total dog shit of late. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 38 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Here you go, Cretin, make it four times: I stand by every single word, you're have been utter total dog shit of late. Fuck off. will you just give the man some space eavens, build him up first and lead him in, patience my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 30 minutes ago, luke swarm said: will you just give the man some space eavens, build him up first and lead him in, patience my friend. What on earth is going on with you and your breathing? Stupid fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: What on earth is going on with you and your breathing? Stupid fucking idiot. What do you think about my little piece on the Jews? It goes without saying that a similarly well thought out, intellectual piece criticising the Arabian desert sambos would have gained me ten likes by now. I blame the Rat, one of the few intelligent enough on here to recognise the dangers posed by the chosen people, yet too busy acting "kooky" to fight the good fight. I want him fucking gone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: will you just give the man some space eavens, build him up first and lead him in, patience my friend. I wouldn't give the Son of a dog-faced whore, the shit from a zookeeper's instep, let alone any space. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is it a seaside town that they forgot to bomb? I sprouted up from the ashes after the blitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: What on earth is going on with you and your breathing? Stupid fucking idiot. Great work frank, top class cunting. Was it your pretend cancer that turned you into such a piss weak flid or are acting as bent as your new wardrobe and wig combo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great work frank, top class cunting. Was it your pretend cancer that turned you into such a piss weak flid or are acting as bent as your new wardrobe and wig combo? I was hoping that his recent death and subsequent regeneration (again) might have also regenerated some of his brain cells, I see that I am in error, he seems to now like the doctor who story have regenerated into a cry baby little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 12 hours ago, luke swarm said: I was hoping that his recent death and subsequent regeneration (again) might have also regenerated some of his brain cells, I see that I am in error, he seems to now like the doctor who story have regenerated into a cry baby little girl. But using your brain isn't one of your strong points is it Luke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Fuck off, Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 12 hours ago, luke swarm said: I was hoping that his recent death and subsequent regeneration (again) might have also regenerated some of his brain cells, I see that I am in error, he seems to now like the doctor who story have regenerated into a cry baby little girl. was a matter of fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: But using your brain isn't one of your strong points is it Luke? I'm sorry Penny and wish to apologize to you, I have been needlessly cruel to you and Bert and will try from now on to refrain from such crass behaviour. I think that you have enough problems in your life without me making things worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: I'm sorry Penny and wish to apologize to you, I have been needlessly cruel to you and Bert and will try from now on to refrain from such crass behaviour. I think that you have enough problems in your life without me making things worse. Dignitas, on the other hand, could cure all of her ailments and issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 11 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Dignitas, on the other hand, could cure all of her ailments and issues. I think that dropping you into one of those "mincing machines" that they use for day old chicks would be the best option for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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