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Guest 'eavensabove

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11 hours ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said:

I think that dropping you into one of those "mincing machines" that they use for day old chicks would be the best option for you.

I think dropping you into ISIS held territories would be the best option for humanity. One wiff of your fetid, fishy snatch would convince these beard growing psychos that a world wide caliphate would be akin to hell if you the standard of their wives in waiting!

lol lol

fuck right off

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Guest Lady Penelope
On 5/21/2018 at 8:53 PM, Stubby Pecker said:

I think dropping you into ISIS held territories would be the best option for humanity. One wiff of your fetid, fishy snatch would convince these beard growing psychos that a world wide caliphate would be akin to hell if you the standard of their wives in waiting!

lol lol

fuck right off

Bsc?

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

2 actually

Bsc = Bald shit cunt

I'm on my way home from a messy session in the pub, I'm as pissed as a cunt, so all you cunts can get ready.

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5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Keep it in a locker lugs, you pissed up wanker, don't make enemies here, it's not worth it

Noted.

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4 minutes ago, scotty said:

I notice that makes two concurrent threads where every cunt is gloating over their alcohol intakes. Have a fucking heart you smug bastards. 😠

I haven't fucking done yet. I've just spaffed all over the missus and now I'm finishing myself off with Kentucky rye.

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Guest Gronda Gronda
On 6/10/2018 at 5:46 AM, Wolfie said:

I haven't seen you for a while, GG. Have you been partying with Rick?

Hi Wolfe, I hope you are well.

I haven't been to any of Rick's parties; I hear his dress code for entry to his abode is taken very seriously...

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15 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Hi Wolfe, I hope you are well.

I haven't been to any of Rick's parties; I hear his dress code for entry to his abode is taken very seriously...

I take it that you're not into Ann Summers Tupperware, then.  

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1 minute ago, Frank said:

You absolute fucking Dullard. Why do you bother?

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8 hours ago, Frank said:

You absolute fucking Dullard. Why do you bother?

Leave him be, Frank.

You sound like a bitter old coffin dodger in palliative care at times. 

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