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Cliff Huxtable's a nonce


Eric Cuntman

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So Bill Cosby has been convicted of drugging and sexually assaulting one of the women who accused him. Three counts carrying ten years each, so he should be out when he's 110. Considering over 50 women have made allegations, he seems to have got off lightly, had he been convicted of 50 counts, he would be looking at 500 years. Mind you, with good behaviour he could have been out in 300, which would have been a bit of light at the end of the tunnel.

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2 minutes ago, Ape said:

Were you having your gender reassignment operation?

lol.

Fucking poof.

Dear ape, why would punkers want to change sex when he's happy being pumped with a mile of cock every week in a perfectly good bum hole? 

I'm betting his holiday was somewhere in SE Asia playing "golf"

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48 minutes ago, Decimus said:

#BlackNoncesMatter

How long before scurrilous accusations are made about Guy Gibson's dog?

During periods of civil unrest in nearby Scampton, Gibson's dog could often be spotted stealing a wireless set or raping a white bitch. Nominative determinism par excellence

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8 minutes ago, ratcum said:

No one eats wild pig placental expulsions anymore Punkape. It's all battered umbilical rings round our way these days

I’ve actually eaten Warthog in Kenya when I was on Safari in the Tsavo games reserve.It’s delicious.

We shot at anything that moved....

lol.

David Attenborough is a cunt.

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16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Dear ape, why would punkers want to change sex when he's happy being pumped with a mile of cock every week in a perfectly good bum hole? 

I'm betting his holiday was somewhere in SE Asia playing "golf"

Because he needs a cunt fitting, as he’s worn out his arse.

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

You can’t say that on here.....Roops will go bananas🦍🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

lol.

At least you didn't say "Reported."  

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Guest Lady Penelope
11 hours ago, Punkape said:

You can’t say that on here.....Roops will go bananas🦍🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

lol.

Good morning Plunkskape :)

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18 hours ago, Punkape said:

I’ve actually eaten Warthog in Kenya when I was on Safari in the Tsavo games reserve.It’s delicious.

We shot at anything that moved....

lol.

David Attenborough is a cunt.

Can you maim that coon in one?

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19 hours ago, ratcum said:

During periods of civil unrest in nearby Scampton, Gibson's dog could often be spotted stealing a wireless set or raping a white bitch. Nominative determinism par excellence

My Auntie Vi explained the term 'green-fingers' when I was a kid. "It's not that gardeners actually have green fingers," she said. "It's like when burglars get caught 'red-handed'. Their hands aren't really red, they're black."

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