£10,000 Feckless millennial scum handout

[Guest N/A]

5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

One wonders what kind of frothing angry malaise lurks inside Mongumental Twunt's head? I suspect his anger stems from having the shit kicked out of him in the schoolyard, being a general failure in life and a stupendously pig shit thick cunt.

Yeah right.....what a cunt you are.   Go smoke some spice and eat a pizza.  That’s the only contribution to society you will ever be.  Finished your GCSE exams yet.  Fucking fail them all you retarded fucking cunt.

[Mrs Roops]

7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

It’s not that we had it tough.....it’s the fact the snow flakes just want, nay, demand, we fucking pay them all ten grand for fuck all.  What a set of cunts.

The "snowflakes" haven't "demanded" anything of the sort. The idea originated from the Resolution Foundation, a liberal (small "L") Tory think tank. Just to inflame punters further, the same organisation has just published another Green paper suggesting that homeowners nearing retirement should be forced to cough up £30k by way of equity release to help fund the country's Social Care fund.

[camberwell gypsy]

On 5/9/2018 at 8:07 PM, EreptileDysfunction said:

I'm an investigative reporter who went undercover to find this shit on Mongumental cunt's front window

 

What no 'No Gypsies' sign. I'm pissed off now. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What no 'No Gypsies' sign. I'm pissed off now. 

That one was on the back door!

[Stubby Pecker]

19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Yeah right.....what a cunt you are.   Go smoke some spice and eat a pizza.  That’s the only contribution to society you will ever be.  Finished your GCSE exams yet.  Fucking fail them all you retarded fucking cunt.

It's great when I'm proven 100% correct

[Decimus]

12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What no 'No Gypsies' sign. I'm pissed off now. 

Don't feel left out, it clearly states "No dogs".

[camberwell gypsy]

22 hours ago, Decimus said:

Don't feel left out, it clearly states "No dogs".

Brilliant. Here all week are you? 

[Guest Bill Stickers]

On 5/21/2018 at 3:02 AM, Monumental cunt said:

Youth of today you soft self centered self important egotistical cunts.  You are offended by a word, you top yourself over a digital bullying, you sit on you play stations all day and do fuck all, then have the nerve to say we have had it all our own way and we are so lucky we should donate you worthless snowflake cunts ten grand each to spunk on spice, Ibiza, whores and junk food.  

Back in the day and I mean the 80s and 90s we had no mobile phones, we had no tinternet, we had no easy fucking life.  We rode to our mates or to our jobs on cycles, we walked to school because mummy didn’t have a £85 k Range Rover to ferry our preciously fat arses to school.

when we got to work meeting  rooms had ash trays and fag smoke filling your lungs. Dinner was a home made sandwich in a plastic box called Tupa wear, as maccy ds did not exist.  Your boss could openly call you a fuckwit and nothing was said as it was all part of learning the ropes and made sure you didn’t fuck up.  You leant quick or got fucking battered.

interst rates were at 15% and the mortgage was like paying a small countries GDP.  Credit and loans were hard to get and banks looked on second incomes from your bird as fucking useless as she was going to give up work and have kids wasn’t she, bless her.

cars fell apart and you had to spend every other weekend mending some part that had fallen off and they rusted with holes in the bodywork.  You don’t see that anymore.

so don’t fucking say we had it easy and that you are hard done to.  Fucking hell, you don’t even have to run down to Mr Mc Nobbies grumble mag shop if you want afresh wank. You just type in porn and you get wall to wall clunge to spunk your nuts over.

grow up and get a fucking job......to you that means...leave college, bum around in a part time job, save a bit of cash, then fuck off to Ibiza for a couple of seasons fucking young dirties every night of the week.    Then you expect to start in a piss easy job on at least £40k a week and live the life of a playboy slacker like all those dump cunts in the magazines.   They have sold you a dream, a fucking story, but unfortunately it’s not fucking real.   It’s a life of shit work for you my thick cunt.   

Now go clean the toilets, empty the bins, it’s nearly 10.30 and the menu changes to burgers so it’s going to get busy.  Chop chop soft cunt.

Beyond parody.

The kind of shit a third rate Al Murray rip-off act would say in an empty comedy club and get laughed out by the one pissed bloke at the back.

Except you’re not joking. 

[Ape™️]

43 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Beyond parody.

The kind of shit a third rate Al Murray rip-off act would say in an empty comedy club and get laughed out by the one pissed bloke at the back.

Except you’re not joking. 

The sheer stupidly and downright thickness of Mongumental is fucking breathtaking.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

4 minutes ago, Ape said:

The sheer stupidly and downright thickness of Mongumental is fucking breathtaking.

But he had it so tough in the prosperous 90s, eating his lunch out of a plastic Tupperware box, being called a fuckwit by everyone, and failing to get a mortgage. 

Thinking about it, not much has changed over the last 20 years for him. He just eats more McDonalds these days. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

58 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Beyond parody.

The kind of shit a third rate Al Murray rip-off act would say in an empty comedy club and get laughed out by the one pissed bloke at the back.

Except you’re not joking. 

 

7 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

But he had it so tough in the prosperous 90s, eating his lunch out of a plastic Tupperware box, being called a fuckwit by everyone, and failing to get a mortgage. 

The difference is the pub landlord is just an act, while this monumental bellend is 100% serious as you said.

P.S the 90s were glorious as a little kid. Original Playstation, megadrive and SNES, gameboy etc. and top tunes and films. Mongumental cunt must have been living in an alternate dimension version of the 90s.

[Guest N/A]

On 5/26/2018 at 8:43 PM, William T.D. Stickers said:

Beyond parody.

The kind of shit a third rate Al Murray rip-off act would say in an empty comedy club and get laughed out by the one pissed bloke at the back.

Except you’re not joking. 

I know I’m not joking....soft young cunts believe it is their right of passage to do fuck all but bum around like poor little rich kids with little ambition or work ethic to earn a living.  They all think life owes them something.   Useless snowflake cunts.

[Guest N/A]

On 5/22/2018 at 9:05 AM, Mrs Roops said:

The "snowflakes" haven't "demanded" anything of the sort. The idea originated from the Resolution Foundation, a liberal (small "L") Tory think tank. Just to inflame punters further, the same organisation has just published another Green paper suggesting that homeowners nearing retirement should be forced to cough up £30k by way of equity release to help fund the country's Social Care fund.

Clearly the Daily Male had a slightly different spin on the topic of £10k contributions to snowflakes.  I think the £30k would be welcomed IF and it’s a big IF that secured all Heath and social care for retired people with no further funding buy having to sell ones house.   

I agree with the above, especially if it resulted in Kosovo’s, jundis and life long benefits cheat living in social got no old age care if they did not stump up £30k also.    Don’t want them getting it free of the hard layouts of career retirees.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

I know I’m not joking....soft young cunts believe it is their right of passage to do fuck all but bum around like poor little rich kids with little ambition or work ethic to earn a living.  They all think life owes them something.   Useless snowflake cunts.

You’ve no idea what I or anyone else on here does for a living, let alone their work ethic.

This is a case of you just believing what you want to be true because it makes you feel better (the very essence of a snowflake).

It must be hard toiling all your life and being a total fucking failure, then watching kids 30 years your junior earning more than you because they applied themselves. 

Sure, you could take a long hard look at yourself, and blame it on your generally cretinous personality and terrible life choices.

But it’s much easier to lie about being involved in million pound mergers and acquisitions to strangers of the internet, and to make sweeping, baseless statements about snowflakes getting hand outs. 

Idiot. Failure. Fuckwit. 

[Guest N/A]

13 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

You’ve no idea what I or anyone else on here does for a living, let alone their work ethic.

This is a case of you just believing what you want to be true because it makes you feel better (the very essence of a snowflake).

It must be hard toiling all your life and being a total fucking failure, then watching kids 30 years your junior earning more than you because they applied themselves. 

Sure, you could take a long hard look at yourself, and blame it on your generally cretinous personality and terrible life choices.

But it’s much easier to lie about being involved in million pound mergers and acquisitions to strangers of the internet, and to make sweeping, baseless statements about snowflakes getting hand outs. 

Idiot. Failure. Fuckwit. 

Really...I earn £211,000 last year.  Fact.

i live in the Cotswolds, not that you can fucking read that on my profile at all you thick cunt.  It’s the nice bit in the middle with very few exotics or cunts like you.  

Failure I think...... errrrrr not.

Love coming on here baiting waster like you.

Enjoy 

[Guest Bill Stickers]

8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Really...I earn £211,000 last year.  Fact.

i live in the Cotswolds, not that you can fucking read that on my profile at all you thick cunt.  It’s the nice bit in the middle with very few exotics or cunts like you.  

Failure I think...... errrrrr not.

Love coming on here baiting waster like you.

Enjoy 

Of course you do.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Really...I earn £211,000 last year.  Fact.

i live in the Cotswolds, not that you can fucking read that on my profile at all you thick cunt.  It’s the nice bit in the middle with very few exotics or cunts like you.  

Failure I think...... errrrrr not.

Love coming on here baiting waster like you.

Enjoy 

Any cunt over 50 who owns a posh car and lives in a posh house in the Cotswolds should have their car and house taken off them and the said house and car passed to a millennial.

[Guest N/A]

14 hours ago, Penelope said:

Any cunt over 50 who owns a posh car and lives in a posh house in the Cotswolds should have their car and house taken off them and the said house and car passed to a millennial.

I think all millennials should pack their rucksacks, fly off to whatever third world country they have a fantasy dream about in their head and actually see what poverty and hardship and fucking hard graft is to simply survive.   Then when they have done that they should appreciate their lot in life, come back home and put those same hard working principles into their own lives, knuckle down and earn their own house, car and life....without resorting to crying for hand outs like poor little rich kids.  You fucking feckless cunts.

for those that go out to third world countries and who don’t have the fucking street scense to understand what Iam talking about, I hope you get fucked over immediately you land at the airport, get driven by a taxi to a remote dirt track where you are gang fucked, robbed and have your throats cut.  That will teach you a thing or two about life and values.  Fucking soft cunts.

[Guest N/A]

15 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Of course you do.

Think about it dick.... Cotswolds doesn’t cum cheap. Unlike your shithole flat.