Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Officer Down? Cunstable Eric Down? Licenced to perforate paper targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 @Eric Cuntman There's a great military and war gun/weapons site you should check out called goatse.ru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: @Eric Cuntman There's a great military and war gun/weapons site you should check out called goatse.ru. Too late smartarse, I already saw that shit when I was trying to find out what lemon party meant. Nice try though. I can't fucking believe that 2 girls 1 cup shit though. There are some sick fucking cunts in this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I needed to find something as a distraction from getting drunk and playing snooker. 2 silvers in the U.K. NSRA finals later and it's probably the subject I'm best qualified to comment on. I thought NRSA killed old ladies in hospital. And I don't like competition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Too late smartarse, I already saw that shit when I was trying to find out what lemon party meant. Nice try though. I can't fucking believe that 2 girls 1 cup shit though. There are some sick fucking cunts in this world. Hahahaha shit ah well. Lemonparty is an old one mate i remember in I.T lessons back in the day, people would put that shit on other people's computers when they left the room, as well as set gay porn as their BG wallpaper lol. First saw most of this stuff when i discovered Encylopaedia Dramatica, about 9 years ago. 2 girls 1 cup, my mate sent that one to me on facebook at the time ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Hahahaha shit ah well. Lemonparty is an old one mate i remember in I.T lessons back in the day, people would put that shit on other people's computers when they left the room, as well as set gay porn as their BG wallpaper lol. First saw most of this stuff when i discovered Encylopaedia Dramatica, about 9 years ago. 2 girls 1 cup, my mate sent that one to me on facebook at the time ha ha. The only one I'd seen before is the silly cunt squatting on a glass jar, which he gets all the way up his arse just as it shatters. How the fuck did he stay so calm with grinding glass and blood pouring out, and how long before he could play golf again? lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Super. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only one I'd seen before is the silly cunt squatting on a glass jar, which he gets all the way up his arse just as it shatters. How the fuck did he stay so calm with grinding glass and blood pouring out, and how long before he could play golf again? lol Christ almighty i've never seen that one thankfully. Lol coolered for 2 months isn't he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Too late smartarse, I already saw that shit when I was trying to find out what lemon party meant. Nice try though. I can't fucking believe that 2 girls 1 cup shit though. There are some sick fucking cunts in this world. I know that one! It's a party for a dyslexic melon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I know that one! It's a party for a dyslexic melon. Do you like Lemon Jelli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: Do you like Lemon Jelli? I like proper orange marmalade, with Golliwogs on the label. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like proper orange marmalade, with Golliwogs on the label. Yeah, but it can never be right until the Golliwog is put in it, shred, pith n' all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Yeah, but it can never be right until the Golliwog is put in it, shred, pith n' all. Well, it's no longer fashionable to take the pith out of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Well, it's no longer fashionable to take the pith out of them. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 20 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Whilst I have no wish to reinforce your feelings of knowledge inadequacy I have to say there are some individuals here who know what they are talking about within certain fields of their professional expertise. If you had spent more time paying attention at school rather than mess around at the back of class then perhaps you would have achieved more than being a wannabe cop freezing his nuts off outside the pub doors... That said, whilst you may whine about Brexit conversations, you are of course free to upload a witty and enthralling discourse on the flight characteristics of the .177 pellet compared to the .22. It may be that you have previously discussed the subject but due to the insomnia-busting nature of airgun dynamics, I wouldn't have paid attention nor remembered it. Ooooooooh! Get her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 On 5/14/2018 at 6:38 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in Crete and it's super hot Lol Fuck off I trust your impression of Shirley Valentine's mother is proving typically effortless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: I trust your impression of Shirley Valentine's mother is proving typically effortless. Wolfie! Long time no hear. Glad to have you back. I've missed your comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Hamilton, who said the race was "the longest 78 laps ever", added in his BBC Sport interview: "It was a super-unexciting race for everyone." See!! See!? What a fucking semantically-vacuous smeg-flask 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Cunts saying "cool" when they like something I've said still edges it in the "piss boiling" stakes with me. But "super" does make me want to rip their throat out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cunts saying "cool" when they like something I've said still edges it in the "piss boiling" stakes with me. But "super" does make me want to rip their throat out. "It's complicated" is another super cool one. Unless you're Superman and Lois, it's not complicated. You're either together or you aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 5/14/2018 at 9:20 PM, Cuntybaws said: Officer Down? Canadian Police? Mongtreal's Finest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Canadian Police? Mongtreal's Finest? Withers I’m inviting you to join me in Spain. I’m doing a set at the Generalife Gardens at the Alhambra and I’d like you to see me for who I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Withers I’m inviting you to join me in Spain. I’m doing a set at the Generalife Gardens at the Alhambra and I’d like you to see me for who I am. Fuck me Frank, I don't have to leave this chair to see you for what you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 5/14/2018 at 7:36 PM, Eric Cuntman said: The .177 has a flat, more level trajectory over a longer distance, making it a better choice for precision target work, as opposed to .22 which tends to have a descending flight profile due to greater weight under the same propulsion (12 ft Lbs) although adjusting elevation of targeting after 20 yards, usually to a formula of half an inch visually on sight reticle per additional 10 yards should achieve the same accuracy and certainly a .22 provides more stopping power for small game hunting. The majority of rifle barrels are now twin rifled and with a smooth cylindrical outer finish, making them ideal for inserting into a vagina, should a lady wish to submit any tasteful snaps to the readers wives section of Guns & Ammo magazine. Oh dear...no. Perhaps Roops will be along later to provide a tutorial on Newtonian gravity, or maybe to toss your balls off the leaning tower of Pisa. With luck, she might not notice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck me Frank, I don't have to leave this chair to see you for what you are. I rented a car from Goldcar in Seville last week. Booked it online and was content with the mini/compact option.. which suggests a fiat 500 or similar. The nice lady at the desk gave me a salmon coloured Twingo and I pretended not to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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