Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: but what I want to know is more about your driving experiences on the A380 flyover, its gripping stuff you know Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 On 5/17/2018 at 9:40 PM, 'eavensabove said: Why do they call it cured ham. What did the ham have? The pig it belonged to died an unnatural death .. surely that is enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Europe is letting the clock run down n tessy still hasn't a notion of what to do ..too busy fighting each other ..they're going to make an example out of y'all Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Europe is letting the clock run down n tessy still hasn't a notion of what to do ..too busy fighting each other ..they're going to make an example out of y'all Panzerknacker We should take the billion pound back off the dup and give it to Trump to run us part time for a year. Our cunts are useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Europe is letting the clock run down n tessy still hasn't a notion of what to do ..too busy fighting each other ..they're going to make an example out of y'all Panzerknacker Never mind about this gold plated stitch up. Have you cast your vote in the referendum today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 19 minutes ago, The Beast said: Never mind about this gold plated stitch up. Have you cast your vote in the referendum today? That referendum will be an abortion in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: That referendum will be an abortion in itself. Wez al jus av anover if wez lose. Panzerknacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 8 hours ago, The Beast said: Never mind about this gold plated stitch up. Have you cast your vote in the referendum today? It's not a stitch up its a colossal train wreck of a fuck up. .but it makes for fascinating viewing allde same and I did cast me vòta Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 7 hours ago, White van man said: Wez al jus av anover if wez lose. Panzerknacker. To be sure..to be sure Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: It's not a stitch up its a colossal train wreck of a fuck up. .but it makes for fascinating viewing allde same and I did cast me vòta Panzerknacker Tells what you voted for pannzyspudpeeler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tells what you voted for pannzyspudpeeler? Pansy performs his own abortions in the back of his terrifying rape mobile, so the outcome makes no odds to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tells what you voted for pannzyspudpeeler? Tis a complex issue Pecker baby too intricate to be discussing of a friday evening. .suffice to say it's about letting less of ye steal oxygen Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: Pansy performs his own abortions in the back of his terrifying rape mobile, so the outcome makes no odds to him. We've not heard much about the panzy mobile and the smashing of back doors from within for a while. Was a time when the bog trotting bore regaled us of fascinating tales of his pimped up granny fanny magnet, and his midnight running of course. I wonder if he's still a personal trainer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: We've not heard much about the panzy mobile and the smashing of back doors from within for a while. Was a time when the bog trotting bore regaled us of fascinating tales of his pimped up granny fanny magnet, and his midnight running of course. I wonder if he's still a personal trainer? I'm many things to many people Pecker baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm many things to many people Pecker baby Panzerknacker Nahhh. You're only the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Um bongo.....isn’t that a fruit drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 22 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Um bongo.....isn’t that a fruit drink. Yes with a vaguely racist colonial undertone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 On 14/05/2018 at 15:59, and said: Prices at fish and chip shops across the UK will have to increase to cover a rise in the cost of cod if Britain crashes out of the EU with no free trade deal, according to a new report. In the event of a hard Brexit, investment bank Rabobank claims that tariffs placed on imports of the country's most popular seafood would range between 7.5% and 18%. Rabobank animal protein analyst Beyhan De Jong said: "In the event of a hard Brexit, we would see tariffs imposed on fish imports, which would likely see Britain's fish and chip shops increase consumer prices to cover their own rising costs. 'according to a new report' , that is a new report written by some cunt we've never heard of, working for some cunt financial institution that we've also never heard of, probably with some vested interest in seeing Brexit, fail, so they can carry on sucking the EU's cock and making money out of manipulating the financial markets. FFS, we invented Fish 'n' Chips, if that poncy cunt Edward Heath hadn't surrendered our fishing rights to the EU we could've eaten fish'n'chips for every fuckin' meal 'til the end of time. Fuck the EU and the cunts who make money out of exploiting the Brexit situation for their own gain. CUNTS! Question: If Ursula von der Leyen has two fishfingers and Jean-Claude Juncker puts two starfish up his own starfish, how many sand eels and razor clams does Nigel Farage have to the power of ten if the total is then subsequently divided by the amount of chromosomes that you've got? Answer: That'll be £25.00 for your dog shit and chips, Mr Soles. Lolololololololollllllllllololol. Fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Question: If Ursula von der Leyen has two fishfingers and Jean-Claude Juncker puts two starfish up his own starfish, how many sand eels and razor clams does Nigel Farage have to the power of ten if the total is then subsequently divided by the amount of chromosomes that you've got? Answer: That'll be £25.00 for your dog shit and chips, Mr Soles. Lolololololololollllllllllololol. Fucking idiot. He’s performing a public service… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: He’s performing a public service… How can poo bite someone? That’s a load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 57 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: He’s performing a public service… Community service more like, the criminal fucking wrong'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: How can poo bite someone? That’s a load of bollocks. I don't think they're bollocks Eric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't think they're bollocks Eric! Nice to see all those years slaving over hot micropore didn’t go to waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Nice to see all those years slaving over hot micropore didn’t go to waste. @and’s ears have just pricked as he thinks you’re referring to a Chihuahua’s foot. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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