Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 29 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: There are few neurons in Swarmy's world. Good evening Lady Pen, what do you think of the Virgin/Stagecoach East Coast fiasco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 54 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Albert, do you know what a neuron is perchance? Make it easier on the feller. Ask him what a moron is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Make it easier on the feller. Ask him what a moron is. I think it's someone who belongs to the Church of LDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 8 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Good evening Lady Pen, what do you think of the Virgin/Stagecoach East Coast fiasco? Renationalise the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/15/2018 at 9:16 AM, Lady Penelope Of The North said: From this evening many otherwise sane and sensible cunts will be fasting between the hours of sunrise and sunset on a daily basis for the next 30 days .. dopey cunts .. although some fat cunts need to go without any food for the next 30 days. Religion is a fucking out dated mass hysteria , just like royal weddings or premier league football it’s just a way of large groups of people to gather feel like they belong and fucking annoy everyone else who doesn’t give a shit because we have a brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 Devote Muslims are currently tormenting themselves because a certain cunt fasted during the daylight hours around 1400 years ago. In the UK and other parts of the Northern hemisphere this fasting often lead to problems that are a risk to safety of others. Now to go back to the prophetable cunt, his fasting was done somewhere in the middle east where the time betreen sunrise and sunset is never more than 14 hours. The reality is that it is not particularly difficult to fast for 14 hours. You can have a nice breakfast of egg, mushrooms, bacon, sausages and chips before daybreak that will carry through nicely to an evening meal of roast ham, black pudding carrots and potatoes, and you could easily manage this for a month so why the fuck are all these dumbos in the temperate and artic zones tormenting themselves? Get fucking real .. The bearded cunt used sunrise and sunset as his guide because he did not have a clock or a fucking watch, but you fucking do .. so why the fuck don't you just do a fucking month of 14 hour fasts like Mohammed fucking did? .. Daft cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Devote Muslims are currently tormenting themselves because a certain cunt fasted during the daylight hours around 1400 years ago. In the UK and other parts of the Northern hemisphere this fasting often lead to problems that are a risk to safety of others. Now to go back to the prophetable cunt, his fasting was done somewhere in the middle east where the time betreen sunrise and sunset is never more than 14 hours. The reality is that it is not particularly difficult to fast for 14 hours. You can have a nice breakfast of egg, mushrooms, bacon, sausages and chips before daybreak that will carry through nicely to an evening meal of roast ham, black pudding carrots and potatoes, and you could easily manage this for a month so why the fuck are all these dumbos in the temperate and artic zones tormenting themselves? Get fucking real .. The bearded cunt used sunrise and sunset as his guide because he did not have a clock or a fucking watch, but you fucking do .. so why the fuck don't you just do a fucking month of 14 hour fasts like Mohammed fucking did? .. Daft cunts. I discussed this with several Muslim colleagues, those living at or near the polar ends of the hemisphere fast according to times at the equator though British Muslims generally break the fast from 20.00 to 03.30 hours. Diabetics, the sick, nursing mothers, children and menstruating women are exempt from fasting rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Devote Muslims are currently tormenting themselves because a certain cunt fasted during the daylight hours around 1400 years ago. In the UK and other parts of the Northern hemisphere this fasting often lead to problems that are a risk to safety of others. Now to go back to the prophetable cunt, his fasting was done somewhere in the middle east where the time betreen sunrise and sunset is never more than 14 hours. The reality is that it is not particularly difficult to fast for 14 hours. You can have a nice breakfast of egg, mushrooms, bacon, sausages and chips before daybreak that will carry through nicely to an evening meal of roast ham, black pudding carrots and potatoes, and you could easily manage this for a month so why the fuck are all these dumbos in the temperate and artic zones tormenting themselves? Get fucking real .. The bearded cunt used sunrise and sunset as his guide because he did not have a clock or a fucking watch, but you fucking do .. so why the fuck don't you just do a fucking month of 14 hour fasts like Mohammed fucking did? .. Daft cunts. I didn't know they were allowed to have bacon for breakfast and roast ham for dinner during Ramadan. You learn something every day. I bet the Jews are hopping mad that they didn't come up with this loophole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I didn't know they were allowed to have bacon for breakfast and roast ham for dinner during Ramadan. You learn something every day. I bet the Jews are hopping mad that they didn't come up with this loophole. Its not a loophole .. everyone is allowed to make a pig out of themselves at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I discussed this with several Muslim colleagues, those living at or near the polar ends of the hemisphere fast according to times at the equator though British Muslims generally break the fast from 20.00 to 03.30 hours. Diabetics, the sick, nursing mothers, children and menstruating women are exempt from fasting rules. Was reading up what some "scholars say" some insist that the sunrise/sunset where you actually live must be adhered to .. interestingly these scholars seem to all reside in the middle east. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 I don't understand all this mental behaviour. Headbanging Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 Who the fuck initiated this ill conceived bollocks. Does anybody give a shit about camel jockeys eating habits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 22 hours ago, The Beast said: I don't understand all this mental behaviour. Headbanging Cunts. I might have to get a bit technical here Doc, but I think I can explain it. What’s the difference between a cult and a religion? In a cult there is some cunt at the top who knows it’s all a big fucking scam. In a religion that cunt is dead. Simple innit? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 On 16/05/2018 at 22:06, 'eavensabove said: Make it easier on the feller. Ask him what a moron is. Weren't the Osmonds morons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Weren't the Osmonds morons? Gordon is a moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Gordon is a moron That was jilted John wasn't it? later became John Shuttleworth and did little comedy songs on a bontempi organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: That was jilted John wasn't it? later became John Shuttleworth and did little comedy songs on a bontempi organ. There was another one hit wonder I met a few times. He used to live in Stoke Newington. He done Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please? Believe it or not he made a few quid cos when they made the TV show they had already been using his tune for the theme and he renegotiated the fucking pittance they had agreed with him. He was still a fucking crusty unwashed drip though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: There was another one hit wonder I met a few times. He used to live in Stoke Newington. He done Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please? Believe it or not he made a few quid cos when they made the TV show they had already been using his tune for the theme and he renegotiated the fucking pittance they had agreed with him. He was still a fucking crusty unwashed drip though. That song was a faggy rip-off of 'Ten B&H and a packet of rizla' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: There was another one hit wonder I met a few times. He used to live in Stoke Newington. He done Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please? Believe it or not he made a few quid cos when they made the TV show they had already been using his tune for the theme and he renegotiated the fucking pittance they had agreed with him. He was still a fucking crusty unwashed drip though. Splodgenessabounds. From the next village up from me, Peckham. Can't think of any personnel but they were like The Fall in that any cunt could join them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Splodgenessabounds. From the next village up from me, Peckham. Can't think of any personnel but they were like The Fall in that any cunt could join them. I had to google them. It seems that they briefly had one proper rock star as a member. Gary Holton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had to google them. It seems that they briefly had one proper rock star as a member. Gary Holton. I saw him in a musical about a month before he died. He looked fucking out of it. I was second row from the stage and his eyes were fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had to google them. It seems that they briefly had one proper rock star as a member. Gary Holton. Can't remember the musical but he was in the band with John Paul Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I saw him in a musical about a month before he died. He looked fucking out of it. I was second row from the stage and his eyes were fucked. His old band 'The Heavy Metal Kids', reformed a while ago and signed up the bloke who played Nick Cotton as lead singer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His old band 'The Heavy Metal Kids', reformed a while ago and signed up the bloke who played Nick Cotton as lead singer. John Altman. He's a very good musician. He played George in the Beatles biog back in the late 70s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His old band 'The Heavy Metal Kids', reformed a while ago and signed up the bloke who played Nick Cotton as lead singer. “Hello Ma” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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