Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 An absolute abomination. It does not matter which marking you follow, some cunt will think that you are in the wrong lane. And the flyover taking the A380 through traffic over the top has made no fucking difference. The entire site should be nuked and cunts going on holiday in Torquay made to either use the train or walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Please note the following instructions: 1 Proceed to the nearest railway line. (I’m sure you know where it is) 2 Wait for the next train.( i’m sure you have already memorised the timetable ) 3 When it arrives please step in front of it. It will be the most exciting thing that’s happened in Torquay since the tide came in. Thanks for your co-operation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Please note the following instructions: 1 Proceed to the nearest railway line. (I’m sure you know where it is) 2 Wait for the next train.( i’m sure you have already memorised the timetable ) 3 When it arrives please step in front of it. It will be the most exciting thing that’s happened in Torquay since the tide came in. Thanks for your co-operation. Thank you Judge .. your comment is equal to a Golfer's "Hole in One" .. the hole in this case being your big stupid mouth 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: An absolute abomination. It does not matter which marking you follow, some cunt will think that you are in the wrong lane. And the flyover taking the A380 through traffic over the top has made no fucking difference. The entire site should be nuked and cunts going on holiday in Torquay made to either use the train or walk. I live over 10500 miles away from you, and I can smell the pointlessness of your existence from here. The reek of ennui travels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: An absolute abomination. It does not matter which marking you follow, some cunt will think that you are in the wrong lane. And the flyover taking the A380 through traffic over the top has made no fucking difference. The entire site should be nuked and cunts going on holiday in Torquay made to either use the train or walk. Brilliant stuff and the best Nomination for ages Pen, my only small criticism was that you did not spend enough time describing the new lane layout completely, the structure of the new flyover and also last but not least, directions on alternative routes to give this traffic black spot a wide berth. But really great stuff nonetheless, I can see you set out to impress and believe me, you have. I am a little worried now about how you will in future surpass this utterly outstanding nomination but no doubt you are already working on your next masterpiece, loving your work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 People going on holiday to Torquay shouldn't be allowed to drive. Lowlife mouth-breathing spastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: An absolute abomination. It does not matter which marking you follow, some cunt will think that you are in the wrong lane. And the flyover taking the A380 through traffic over the top has made no fucking difference. The entire site should be nuked and cunts going on holiday in Torquay made to either use the train or walk. I'm sorry but this blatant piece of plagiarism just doesn't have the rock star appeal of my vastly superior Postwick Hub nomination. The next time they dig up the A380, find yourself a navvy with a bucket of boiling hot tar and stick your fucking head in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm sorry but this blatant piece of plagiarism just doesn't have the rock star appeal of my vastly superior Postwick Hub nomination. The next time they dig up the A380, find yourself a navvy with a bucket of boiling hot tar and stick your fucking head in it. The Postwick Hub is a bit "spagetti Junction" and it's really not a "hub" as there are two roundabouts and who the fuck want's to got to Great Yarmouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: People going on holiday to Torquay shouldn't be allowed to drive. Lowlife mouth-breathing spastics. I agree .. too many cunts from Brum, Wolves and Glawster head this way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 I have a friend who isn't very fond of the roundabouts being built around here. I told her she'd come around to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I have a friend who isn't very fond of the roundabouts being built around here. I told her she'd come around to them. Gyps, you would do humanity a great service if you would cease all enabling efforts for that tainted shellfish smelling old seahag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gyps, you would do humanity a great service if you would cease all enabling efforts for that tainted shellfish smelling old seahag. Leave Roops alone. She tries her best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Leave Roops alone. She tries her best. Reported. Roops isn't logged in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported. Roops isn't logged in. You should try going to Llandudno, take a stroll to the lower part of the Great Orme. Get into the chairlift and then jump out over the happy valley and thus make the happy valley a truly happy place and please do not harm any of the butterflies when you land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gyps, you would do humanity a great service if you would cease all enabling efforts for that tainted shellfish smelling old seahag. My friend wrote off her brand Vauxhall Corsa. I asked her what happened, "There was a pine tree in front of me so I swerved left and the tree swung to the left so I swerved right and the tree swung to the right"! "You silly cunt, that was the fucking air freshener". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I have a friend who isn't very fond of the roundabouts being built around here. I told her she'd come around to them. 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend wrote off her brand Vauxhall Corsa. I asked her what happened, "There was a pine tree in front of me so I swerved left and the tree swung to the left so I swerved right and the tree swung to the right"! "You silly cunt, that was the fucking air freshener". Fucking hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I have a friend who isn't very fond of the roundabouts being built around here. I told her she'd come around to them. 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend wrote off her brand Vauxhall Corsa. I asked her what happened, "There was a pine tree in front of me so I swerved left and the tree swung to the left so I swerved right and the tree swung to the right"! "You silly cunt, that was the fucking air freshener". Fans of the unfunny cunts McIntyre and Kay will be wetting themselves over this pathetic attempt at badinage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking hell! Here all week Judge, here all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Here all week Judge, here all week. Where is your next "gig," then? Hire more security! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 On 5/24/2018 at 10:29 AM, judgetwi said: Please note the following instructions: 1 Proceed to the nearest railway line. (I’m sure you know where it is) 2 Wait for the next train.( i’m sure you have already memorised the timetable ) 3 When it arrives please step in front of it. It will be the most exciting thing that’s happened in Torquay since the tide came in. Thanks for your co-operation. 1. The four road permanent way bit at Aller Junction? 2. Has she memorised the new timetable? 3. Back to 1, any one from four, facing or back to traffic? Your gaps between letters and brackets are not consistent and no capitalisation of "i'm" in 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 Is the roundabout named after you? Last time I went there it was called Noonabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 5/24/2018 at 9:26 AM, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: An absolute abomination. It does not matter which marking you follow, some cunt will think that you are in the wrong lane. And the flyover taking the A380 through traffic over the top has made no fucking difference. The entire site should be nuked and cunts going on holiday in Torquay made to either use the train or walk. I'm not familiar with this stretch of road m'lady, but it does sound poorly planned. Fortunately though, in this day and age there's always a forum or social media outlet where sad cunts with nothing better to do can air their disapproval on issues such as this. Oh, wait a minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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