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Britain is to build (?) its very own 'competing satellite navigation system,' following us being frozen-out of the EU's Galileo project. Galileo is designed so that we don't have to rely on the Russian GLONASS, the Chinese BeiDou or the USA GPS systems, all of which can be disabled or degraded and fucked about with.

It's not been said how much we have already paid towards the £9 Billion Galileo project, but this would have eventually been very little cost to the end-users had we not gone Brexit.  The cost for the end-users now, will obviously depend upon the price of building the thing, who actually builds it,  the cost of the launch and the price we all pay when the poxy pile of junk, falls back down to Earth. 

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8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Britain is to build (?) its very own 'competing satellite navigation system,' following us being frozen-out of the EU's Galileo project. Galileo is designed so that we don't have to rely on the Russian GLONASS, the Chinese BeiDou or the USA GPS systems, all of which can be disabled or degraded and fucked about with.

It's not been said how much we have already paid towards the £9 Billion Galileo project, but this would have eventually been very little cost to the end-users had we not gone Brexit.  The cost for the end-users now, will obviously depend upon the price of building the thing, who actually builds it,  the cost of the launch and the price we all pay when the poxy pile of junk, falls back down to Earth. 

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So every nation worth a wank is queuing up to to drop billions down the toilet to build something which pretty much does the same thing as an existing telescope and is of absolutely fuck all benefit to any cunt. That emperor is still getting rave reviews for his new clothes. Poor little Voyager 1.

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10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So every nation worth a wank is queuing up to to drop billions down the toilet to build something which pretty much does the same thing as an existing telescope and is of absolutely fuck all benefit to any cunt. That emperor is still getting rave reviews for his new clothes. Poor little Voyager 1.

Yep, though of course Galileo is only for Europe, and we need our very own special one you see. Last again, but at least there'll be more shite in our universe if we get it off the ground in one piece. Fuck knows where we'll launch it from?  Crystal Palace perhaps. It's high up there and will only need some ESSO Blue to put into orbit. Many will be watching it from a window, and waving flags and stuff, whilst the National Grid goes AWOL.

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Never mind all this Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons shit.

According to a report by Health Foundation and the Institute for Fiscal Studies in association with the NHS, every household in the country will need to kick up an extra 2k a year in tax in order to keep the NHS running at its current level. Which in reality means we need to double that, as at its current level it resembles the sort of service provided by a village wise woman for the cost of a manky cow and a few magic beans.

So much for the Boris bus and the extra £350 million a week we will be getting once every Polski food shop in Britain has been closed and replaced with social housing for native born, feckless scum.

Brexit means Brexit.

Lolololol.

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Don't feel too sorry for it, one day it'll get to fuck Persis Khambatta.

One assumes this is geeky knowledge from the first Star Trek film? The Astral Projection track "Trypomine Dream" from the album Another World, contains some great Spook samples from that film "I saw Vygers Planet....." 

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6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Never mind all this Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons shit.

According to a report by Health Foundation and the Institute for Fiscal Studies in association with the NHS, every household in the country will need to kick up an extra 2k a year in tax in order to keep the NHS running at its current level. Which in reality means we need to double that, as at its current level it resembles the sort of service provided by a village wise woman for the cost of a manky cow and a few magic beans.

So much for the Boris bus and the extra £350 million a week we will be getting once every Polski food shop in Britain has been closed and replaced with social housing for native born, feckless scum.

Brexit means Brexit.

Lolololol.

Never mind all that, I've run our of likes.

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19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Don't feel too sorry for it, one day it'll get to fuck Persis Khambatta.

It's shameful how they treated Voyager 1 after all it had done for us for 40+ years. No OBE, Kenobi, or anything. 

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22 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Never mind all this Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons shit.

According to a report by Health Foundation and the Institute for Fiscal Studies in association with the NHS, every household in the country will need to kick up an extra 2k a year in tax in order to keep the NHS running at its current level. Which in reality means we need to double that, as at its current level it resembles the sort of service provided by a village wise woman for the cost of a manky cow and a few magic beans.

So much for the Boris bus and the extra £350 million a week we will be getting once every Polski food shop in Britain has been closed and replaced with social housing for native born, feckless scum.

Brexit means Brexit.

Lolololol.

Probably more than £2k a week as only working families pay it. All these boat people don't pay. Luckily the estimated £2k per family equals exactly £350 million per week. Well done Boris. Good maths. Also it might help the nation if princess remainer paid some tax. Halloween ex model hasn't paid 1p in the last 7 years. The most hated cunt in Britain Gina cunt Millers tax returns below. Also she's running seminars on how she shafted 33 million voters with her replica mandingo strap on, and encouraging the youth, with no life experience, who suck in crap like a sponge to oppose brexit.

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/OC342778

 

Also, Galileo needs british territories like the Falklands to fully work. Don't panic. Most of it was built in britain. We can soon knock up another.

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Never mind all this Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons shit.

According to a report by Health Foundation and the Institute for Fiscal Studies in association with the NHS, every household in the country will need to kick up an extra 2k a year in tax in order to keep the NHS running at its current level. Which in reality means we need to double that, as at its current level it resembles the sort of service provided by a village wise woman for the cost of a manky cow and a few magic beans.

So much for the Boris bus and the extra £350 million a week we will be getting once every Polski food shop in Britain has been closed and replaced with social housing for native born, feckless scum.

Brexit means Brexit.

Lolololol.

Well you could always fuck off to the EU paradise and see how you get on there. I’ll pack your bags and drive you to the airport.

Better get there early to avoid the crowds of parasite politicians , arse licking slebs, rich tax dodgers and assorted fucking ponces and dumb as fuck snowflakes.

Bon voyage!

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8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I bet you had a schoolboy wank over that bald fucker didn't you? You dirty little bastard. 

I was more of a Tripitaka man. 

RIP Masako Natsume, forever young. 

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10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Britain is to build (?) its very own 'competing satellite navigation system,' following us being frozen-out of the EU's Galileo project. Galileo is designed so that we don't have to rely on the Russian GLONASS, the Chinese BeiDou or the USA GPS systems, all of which can be disabled or degraded and fucked about with.

It's not been said how much we have already paid towards the £9 Billion Galileo project, but this would have eventually been very little cost to the end-users had we not gone Brexit.  The cost for the end-users now, will obviously depend upon the price of building the thing, who actually builds it,  the cost of the launch and the price we all pay when the poxy pile of junk, falls back down to Earth. 

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Ya wernt frozen out ..ya kinda fucked yerselves out of it and every other program on purpose ..interesting to see tessy offers 2 billion a year to stay in some science boffin think tank thing ...Brexit means Brexit. .stoopid people

Panzerknacker 

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5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Ya wernt frozen out ..ya kinda fucked yerselves out of it and every other program on purpose ..interesting to see tessy offers 2 billion a year to stay in some science boffin think tank thing ...Brexit means Brexit. .stoopid people

Panzerknacker 

Be careful Panzer .. everyone in Ireland seems to want to have an abortion.

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10 hours ago, Decimus said:

Never mind all this Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons shit.

According to a report by Health Foundation and the Institute for Fiscal Studies in association with the NHS, every household in the country will need to kick up an extra 2k a year in tax in order to keep the NHS running at its current level. Which in reality means we need to double that, as at its current level it resembles the sort of service provided by a village wise woman for the cost of a manky cow and a few magic beans.

So much for the Boris bus and the extra £350 million a week we will be getting once every Polski food shop in Britain has been closed and replaced with social housing for native born, feckless scum.

Brexit means Brexit.

Lolololol.

Or, maybe, we could put the Ginsters down and go for a walk occasionally?

Not check into A&E every Saturday after a night on the tins?

Understand that the Great British Dream meant your team winning a football match occasionally rather than endless cycles of fertility treatment to fart out that kid that's apparently now a right not a privilege.

Oh and we've gone 'spectrum' rather than 'binary' on genders now too and they'll all need counselling too

Labour and Tories are both promising to put ever bigger buckets under the leaking tap - so that's okay then.

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Am l mistaken or does Pansyboy actually approve of a referendum result?

Thank Allah the Paddies got it right the first time. They won’t have to do it again......and again.

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24 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Labour and Tories are both promising to put ever bigger buckets under the leaking tap - so that's okay then.

No need for a bucket .. the tap was sold to a Canadian pension fund.

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23 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Am l mistaken or does Pansyboy actually approve of a referendum result?

Thank Allah the Paddies got it right the first time. They won’t have to do it again......and again.

Im aware that referenda are new to y'all. .we see them as not a means of protest agin the ruling class but a simple choice made with all the facts ..if they are hijacked by the gobshites spinning lies n have no answers they are run again..to be sure to be sure and all

Panzerknacker 

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17 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Im aware that referenda are new to y'all. .we see them as not a means of protest agin the ruling class but a simple choice made with all the facts ..if they are hijacked by the gobshites spinning lies n have no answers they are run again..to be sure to be sure and all

Panzerknacker 

Thankyou for that concise answer. Most people call that fascism but no matter.

As one of your country’s leading intellectuals ( not saying much I know ) I was wondering what your take is on where this FINAL referendum result leaves the Catholic  Church. Does this diminish their influence on government and everyday life and to what extent? Could this be a catalyst for a more widespread secularisation of the Irish State and the population in general?

Sorry to ask you all these questions Professor but I don’t know as much about your country as you obviously do about mine.

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