Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Another rib tickler, are you here all week? There's only one way to deal with Luke and that usually involves the police and social services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: There's only one way to deal with Luke and that usually involves the police and social services. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: Reported. Sorry. I forgot to mention his care worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported. Good man. The old witch should be given a lengthy ban followed by a period of 'double secret probation'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: There's only one way to deal with Luke and that usually involves the police and social services. Do they put a spit hood on him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Luke clearly considers you to be the funniest on here by far, and I think this harsh criticism of his comedic prowess is going to hurt him, badly. @luke swarm. We're all here for you. Don't give up. Thanks Eric, its most hurtful especially from a cunt of this calibre and distinguished reputation, I think I got off lightly as luckily Penny did not join in to finish me off when I was reeling from the blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: Thanks Eric, its most hurtful especially from a cunt of this calibre and distinguished reputation, I think I got off lightly as luckily Penny did not join in to finish me off when I was reeling from the blow. We're just keeping you dangling, like the maggot you are/have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Do they put a spit hood on him? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: We're just keeping you dangling, like the maggot you are/have. For gods sake! Stop hitting the poor man with your comedy sledgehammer. A leviathan of mirth such as yourself should show leniency toward those of us in awe of your side splitting magnificence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: For gods sake! Stop hitting the poor man with your comedy sledgehammer. A leviathan of mirth such as yourself should show leniency toward those of us in awe of your side splitting magnificence. Are you here all week too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Do they put a spit hood on him? Its not that he spits out of malice .. there is not a malicious bone in his body .. its just that he has a dreadful lisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Sorry. I forgot to mention his care worker. what the hell kind of fuckin avatar is that you bongkrek oozing slapper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: what the hell kind of fuckin avatar is that you bongkrek oozing slapper? I am not telling you until you say sorry to Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Are you here all week too? Another side splitter! It's no wonder your like to post ratio has reached the dizzy heights of 11%. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Another side splitter! It's no wonder your like to post ratio has reached the dizzy heights of 11%. Did you use a calculator or your fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Did you use a calculator or your fingers? Both, calculators have buttons that need to be pushed. flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Did you use a calculator or your fingers? I bet you're the life and soul of the office party Bertie, like a retarded version of Colin Hunt. Next time your colleagues make you a latte that's not froth on the top, it's their spittle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Both, calculators have buttons that need to be pushed. flid. Yes, but in your meths blurred state you don't even know how many fingers you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I bet you're the life and soul of the office party Bertie, like a retarded version of Colin Hunt. Next time your colleagues make you a latte that's not froth on the top, it's their spittle Not very clear description there you superspack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Not very clear description there you superspack. After your first week on here, you had absolutely zero credibility. Congratulations, you've managed to hang on to all of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: After your first week on here, you had absolutely zero credibility. Congratulations, you've managed to hang on to all of it. Wrong again, I started at zero and I've worked my way down, only losers like you crave for credibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Only losers like you crave for credibility. Albert, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I've surpassed 5000 "likes" tonight. I'm not saying that I'm a big deal around here, but I kinda am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Albert, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I've surpassed 5000 "likes" tonight. I'm not saying that I'm a big deal around here, but I kinda am. I'll have to fuck about with that when I have a spare minute few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Albert, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I've surpassed 5000 "likes" tonight. I'm not saying that I'm a big deal around here, but I kinda am. I'm predicting that before reading this, he was planning to congratulate you in a sickening display of toadying, and make a complete cunt of himself by reversing his earlier comment regarding those who crave recognition. If he should turn up to suck your cock, make sure you choke him with it. thanks in advance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, The Beast said: I'll have to fuck about with that when I have a spare minute few hours. Never regret that fall, O Icarus of the fearless flight. For the greatest tragedy of them all, is to never feel the burning light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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