Penny Farthing Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 I have been reading about some of the "racist slurs". Actually many of these alleged slurs are slurs against particular nationalities rather than actually being racist slurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Tommy is the defender of the realm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Please note, you are not allowed to say “Tommy Robinson” without saying “real name, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon”. Don’t ask me why, it’s just the fucking law ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 17 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Please note, you are not allowed to say “Tommy Robinson” without saying “real name, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon”. Don’t ask me why, it’s just the fucking law ok? Doesn't apply to peacefuls. They don't even use their real names. If you pulled in a hundred white men and asked their first names, suspicions would be more than aroused if 93 of them said 'Dave'. But if you pull in a hundred camel jockeys, no cunt's going to bat an eyelid if you end up with 93 Muhammad's. "We can't question their identity Hamish, it's raaay-sist" *smiles and stamps immigration form* *Muhhamad strokes beard and thinks about which primary school to attend* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doesn't apply to peacefuls. They don't even use their real names. If you pulled in a hundred white men and asked their first names, suspicions would be more than aroused if 93 of them said 'Dave'. But if you pull in a hundred camel jockeys, no cunt's going to bat an eyelid if you end up with 93 Muhammad's. "We can't question their identity Hamish, it's raaay-sist" *smiles and stamps immigration form* *Muhhamad strokes beard and thinks about which primary school to attend* What about the name Amhid? Theres plenty of them. Apparently when their village was attacked by US marines they ran out saying "Amhid here" "Ahmid over here".* *Roy 'Chubby' Brown circa 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What about the name Amhid? Theres plenty of them. Apparently when their village was attacked by US marines they ran out saying "Amhid here" "Ahmid over here".* *Roy 'Chubby' Brown circa 2008 Fucking hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doesn't apply to peacefuls. They don't even use their real names. If you pulled in a hundred white men and asked their first names, suspicions would be more than aroused if 93 of them said 'Dave'. But if you pull in a hundred camel jockeys, no cunt's going to bat an eyelid if you end up with 93 Muhammad's. "We can't question their identity Hamish, it's raaay-sist" *smiles and stamps immigration form* *Muhhamad strokes beard and thinks about which primary school to attend* The Pakistanis are really Indians and so far as I am aware he has never insulted the Indians or the other religious groups. Actually the largest Muslim nation is Indonesia and there a quite a few of them over here yet they don't seem to be causing problems, and as far as I can see no one is insulting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 10 hours ago, Eddie said: Tommy is the defender of the realm. Arsenal could do with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Fuck me, i’ve just found out that Robbo’s real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon!! He kept that fucking quiet didn’t he? I wonder why he changed his name? I mean, it’s not as if he turned trannie or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 41 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, i’ve just found out that Robbo’s real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon!! He kept that fucking quiet didn’t he? I wonder why he changed his name? I mean, it’s not as if he turned trannie or anything. I expect he was sick of people asking him if he was related to a four eyed hippie that was stupid enough to marry the worlds most obnoxious and talentless woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I expect he was sick of people asking him if he was related to a four eyed hippie that was stupid enough to marry the worlds most obnoxious and talentless woman. Eric, most of the modern masters will use a small, fine brush for detailing their masterpiece....you have a gift with the broad brush. This could be Janet Street Porter or any of the daft cows presenting on the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 36 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Eric, most of the modern masters will use a small, fine brush for detailing their masterpiece....you have a gift with the broad brush. This could be Janet Street Porter or any of the daft cows presenting on the BBC. Yes, but I had trusted the intelligence of the membership to realise that Janet S Porter wasn't actually married to John Lennon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, but I had trusted the intelligence of the membership to realise that Janet S Porter wasn't actually married to John Lennon. Did old Rick provide the critical facts? He always seemed to fancy the Beetles...I don't understand why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I expect he was sick of people asking him if he was related to a four eyed hippie that was stupid enough to marry the worlds most obnoxious and talentless woman. I didn't know John Lennon married Tracey Ullman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't know John Lennon married Tracey Ullman! Leave Tracy Ullman alone. She was cute as fuck in the 80s. That video for 'Breakaway' affected me deeply as a 12 year old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Did old Rick provide the critical facts? He always seemed to fancy the Beetles...I don't understand why. Applescruff is clearly the Beatles nut. 'The Applescruffs' was the bands nickname for the hardcore group of fans that followed them everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Applescruff is clearly the Beatles nut. 'The Applescruffs' was the bands nickname for the hardcore group of fans that followed them everywhere. Just imagining the off stage conversations back stage is making my head hurt. The Ashes, tradesmen days, P45's, cricket, the women he'll never initiate conversations with, and comparisons of Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Leave Tracy Ullman alone. She was cute as fuck in the 80s. That video for 'Breakaway' affected me deeply as a 12 year old. As Churchill once said.... "Oh, yes." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just imagining the off stage conversations back stage is making my head hurt. The Ashes, tradesmen days, P45's, cricket, the women he'll never initiate conversations with, and comparisons of Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. And Australia. Don't forget his ad-nauseam mantra of how he should have fucking stayed there, and quite frankly I'm in full agreement never having much liked the aussies. ( @southerncuntbeing the exception that proves the rule.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 9 hours ago, scotty said: As Churchill once said.... "Oh, yes." She was crumpet for the intelligent man. The man who looks beyond the obvious examples of brain dead lumps of peroxide with fake teeth, plastic tits and complexions by Cuprinol. A proper bird with a bit of depth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Leave Tracy Ullman alone. She was cute as fuck in the 80s. That video for 'Breakaway' affected me deeply as a 12 year old. I cant breakaway cos you make me cry, I cant breakaway I cant say goodbye, no I'll never ever breakaway from you no no no no ..etc. I cant seem to fit into my school uniform anymore, but I'm fucking good with a hair brush. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I cant breakaway cos you make me cry, I cant breakaway I cant say goodbye, no I'll never ever breakaway from you no no no no ..etc. I cant seem to fit into my school uniform anymore, but I'm fucking good with a hair brush. I haven't played my tennis racquet for years either, It probably needs tuning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I cant breakaway cos you make me cry, I cant breakaway I cant say goodbye, no I'll never ever breakaway from you no no no no ..etc. I cant seem to fit into my school uniform anymore, but I'm fucking good with a hair brush. You've been around for such a long time now, or maybe I could leave you but I don't know how... and why should I be lonely every night when I can be with you, oh yes you make it right..... I liked MacColl's version of that as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 On 28/05/2018 at 09:55, Stubby Pecker said: Regaling us your extreme vegi dildoing sessions again? Both up the wrong 'un That plus it's fantasy spit-roast with Graham Taylor & Sven Gorran Erikson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 On 23/05/2019 at 23:23, scotty said: You've been around for such a long time now, or maybe I could leave you but I don't know how... and why should I be lonely every night when I can be with you, oh yes you make it right..... I liked MacColl's version of that as well. Wasn't Kirsty MacColl in the Propellorheads for a time, or am I mixing up someone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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